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    You pick: the dumbest thing in baseball

    We all know baseball is boring as shit and fans/ players need to entertain themselves elsewhere, so here we go

    option 1 The "Melkmen"




    option 2 "Marlins homerun float"... seriously WTF is this monstrosity



    option 3 "Pirates Zoltan"





    Last year it was the Brewers "beast mode" whenever a player got a hit, even if it was a broken bat bloop single

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    I'm a Giants fan so I love Melky, I'm getting used to that monstrosity in Florida, so I vote Pirates

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    Pitchers hving to bat

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    Bobblehead nights! Ugh!



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    Mascot Races!


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    And last, but not least - THE WAVE


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    That dumb clusterfck of a thing the Marlins have, hands down. I'll never get use to that, I like going to games but wouldn't go there if I have to see that whatever the hell it is.

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    Anyone who picks the Melk Men is gay. It's what spawned the Melk Maids:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie Paz View Post
    Pitchers hving to bat
    four hour games

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimneyfish View Post
    Anyone who picks the Melk Men is gay. It's what spawned the Melk Maids:


    Melk Maids look cool. As for Melk Men...uh, San Fran. That's not too gay, is it??

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    melky kicks ass....that thing at the marlins stadium sucks

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    oh **** the wave...THAT'S the fuckin worst
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    Marlins thing, Wtf how much was that

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    I can deal with the wave, its the phag that starts the wave who should be shot.

    The dumbest thing in baseball is managers who only use their best reliever in the 9th inning. When you actually should be using your best reliever in the most tense situations.

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    or that retard at clev. games beating the drum incessantly /whoops almost forgot the fans collective tomahawk chop at atlanta home games

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    I can deal with the wave, its the phag that starts the wave who should be shot.
    This isn't the wave but these chants alone are better than any baseball game I've seen in quite some time:

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    This isn't the wave but these chants alone are better than any baseball game I've seen in quite some time:
    funny shit.. lol i jsut watched almost all impractical jokers vids on utube


    adding the kings court, this group of tards tilts me hard


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    Grown ass old men that are baseball managers wearing full uniforms.

    The 8th and 9th inning.

    No game clock.

    Taking Stroids out of the game (and thinking pureness improves the sport).

    The American League.

    Bud Selig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    I can deal with the wave, its the phag that starts the wave who should be shot.

    The dumbest thing in baseball is managers who only use their best reliever in the 9th inning. When you actually should be using your best reliever in the most tense situations.
    There are guys that psychologically can not get the last 3 outs of a game.

    Why else do you think you could take a guy like Latroy Hawkins who posted ERAs in the 1's as an 8th inning guy and then he is getting lit up left and right posting a 6 ERA in the 9th inning? Mental midget.

    Not everyone can be a closer.

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    From the choices I'd say beast mode Brewers for every hit...Now I could see for every walk off or something like that....maybe even every homer...but every hit ? that's just stupid...

    I'd also add the Braves "dah dah dah dah" dumb Indian chant...I've had to turn the volume off for some games cause they won't stop doing it....I mean maybe once in a while, but these Indian wannabe's don't stop...again stupid.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Grown ass old men that are baseball managers wearing full uniforms.

    The 8th and 9th inning.

    No game clock.

    Taking Stroids out of the game (and thinking pureness improves the sport).

    The American League.

    Bud Selig.
    BB was at it's best during the riod era.

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    foul balls should all be strikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Papageorgio View Post
    foul balls should all be strikes.
    I like this idea, give them 4 strikes to an out, if the ball was hittable and you didn't swing - thats you goddamn fault. If the pitcher throws an unhittable pitch - that mofo gets a strike, only allowed 1 strike per batter for the pitcher, throw another unhittable pitch and you have to toss him an underhand slow pitch.

    Speeds up the game and puts runs on the board!

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    DH

    either have it in both leagues or neither

    obviously no DH would put a lot of guys out of work so it would never happen

    so have it in the NL also

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