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    SBR_John
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    This time next week...we tear Vegas a new one

    They better have enough cash on hand. Reckon we can take that gold nugget looking thang.

    Final preparations gentlemen...
    Don't forget it's hot outside but 65 in the casino. If you plan on walking the street during the day wear a shirt made especially for extreme heat. Also bring chap stick. But dont just bring extreme heat clothing! Very cold in the casinos at night.

    Always bring some slacks and a dress shirt. Once I ran up my table winnings to $50k and quit. Got all kinds of free dinners and VIP lounge stuff but couldnt go in because all I had was shorts.

    Bring your clubs if you golf. yea I know its a pain but they rape you in this city to rent clubs.

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    It you wear contacts bring plenty of solution or wetting drops they tend to dry out pretty easy if your eyes are not use to it (also bring your glasses just in case)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    They better have enough cash on hand. Reckon we can take that gold nugget looking thang.

    Final preparations gentlemen...
    Don't forget it's hot outside but 65 in the casino. If you plan on walking the street during the day wear a shirt made especially for extreme heat. Also bring chap stick. But dont just bring extreme heat clothing! Very cold in the casinos at night.

    Always bring some slacks and a dress shirt. Once I ran up my table winnings to $50k and quit. Got all kinds of free dinners and VIP lounge stuff but couldnt go in because all I had was shorts.

    Bring your clubs if you golf. yea I know its a pain but they rape you in this city to rent clubs.
    do you mean the hand of faith?
    just the gold in that thing is worth over $1.4 million


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    Also bring your own shampoo & conditioner because the Nugget stuff often leaves your hair frizzy and definitely not silky smooth



    You clowns...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    They better have enough cash on hand. Reckon we can take that gold nugget looking thang.

    Final preparations gentlemen...
    Don't forget it's hot outside but 65 in the casino. If you plan on walking the street during the day wear a shirt made especially for extreme heat. Also bring chap stick. But dont just bring extreme heat clothing! Very cold in the casinos at night.

    Always bring some slacks and a dress shirt. Once I ran up my table winnings to $50k and quit. Got all kinds of free dinners and VIP lounge stuff but couldnt go in because all I had was shorts.

    Bring your clubs if you golf. yea I know its a pain but they rape you in this city to rent clubs.
    i think since i last took golf clubs on a airplane, 2006 or so, the cost to pack golf clubs on a plane has gone way up too

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Also bring your own shampoo & conditioner because the Nugget stuff often leaves your hair frizzy and definitely not silky smooth



    You clowns...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Also bring your own shampoo & conditioner because the Nugget stuff often leaves your hair frizzy and definitely not silky smooth



    You clowns...
    Haha thanks for the tip I will remember that

    Serious about the contacts though. Sucks when you either have to walk around 3/4 blind or with eyes that hurt like hell

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    I walk around Fremont wearing swim goggles and usually nice slacks

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    John, are u indirectly telling me to leave all my jerseys at home?

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    Sucks for Paco. Has to drive from Detroit to Vegas cause he's on the no fly list. Gotta be hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUHerd37 View Post
    Sucks for Paco. Has to drive from Detroit to Vegas cause he's on the no fly list. Gotta be hard.
    I am hitchhiking with fishhead

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    John, will slacks and dress shirt guarantee me some hanky panky time? Or should I inquire with Zeta for profitable nights?

    John, I can't wait. This should be a new experience for me with SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    I walk around Fremont wearing swim goggles and usually nice slacks
    You can't make this shit up.............

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    JJ told me to wear my swim trunks in the lobby. I'll fit right in as the pool is in the lobby..

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    JUST A REMINDER BOYS DONT FORGET TO BRING YOUR (AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES CARDS) YOU GET 50% OFF ON YOUR ROOMS IF YOU CAN PROVE YOUR IN TOWN FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT WONT BE A PROBLEM PROVING WITH THE SBR BASH.

    ALSO MAKE SURE YOU GET TO THE BUFFET TABLE A HALF HOUR BEFORE MUG AND IWIN OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT GO HUNGRY.

    OVER UNDER ON CALORIES THAT MUG HAS IN VEGAS

    MUG HAS OVER 30 THOUSAND CALORIES -180
    MUG HAS UNDER 30 THOUSAND CALORIES +160

    SOMEBODY HAS TO GET A PICTURE OF MUG EATING AT THE TABLE

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    Also, pack your cowboy boots if you are a hick like poster BIGDAY...


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    Someone find the VIDEO of coach giving advise on how to place a wager at the window.

    Love that one

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    Walker I will give you a report at Betonline next week

    It will be on your desk AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    i think since i last took golf clubs on a airplane, 2006 or so, the cost to pack golf clubs on a plane has gone way up too
    Good point. I fly Southwest where bags fly free.

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    Bring your own thumb tacks, paper clips, whistles, cheese graters, lighters, binoculars, uv lights, oven mitts, and dildos

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Good point. I fly Southwest where bags fly free.
    yeah but keep it under the magic number of 50 pounds and the other golf travel bag magic number of 62 inches (height + width + length).

    take out all the balls, etc and stick em in your other checked bag

    if you're oversized at southwest it's $50 each way, other airlines it's $100-200 each way

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    If you win 50K, im sure you go and buy a pair of pants, to goto a restaurant.. At worst there is a Ross on the strip right next to Riveria, if you only want to spend $20, and are cheap. sigh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by beermankirk View Post
    If you win 50K, im sure you go and buy a pair of pants, to goto a restaurant.. At worst there is a Ross on the strip right next to Riveria, if you only want to spend $20, and are cheap. sigh....
    yeah i was thinking the same thing

    even if you're stuck at golden nugget without a car, i'm pretty sure you could take a cab to buy pants at ross (open until 11pm) within 20 minutes. if it's after 11pm you might have to shop at a casino, but pants can certainly be found

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    Screw Vegas, just got into San Antonio then to Dallas in a couple days, get to go inside the stadium. You SBR folk and Opie got it right though it's hot. Or it's just the hotel, got a great view and a pool bar, that's all I need. This is luxury for me then I get back and off to the bash. Life is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post


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    You going to hook up with anybody?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    It you wear contacts bring plenty of solution or wetting drops they tend to dry out pretty easy if your eyes are not use to it (also bring your glasses just in case)

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    do you mean the hand of faith?
    just the gold in that thing is worth over $1.4 million

    The one on hand is not real as confirmed by a staff member and Krackman that has been involved with the property for many yrs in the past.

    Ive proxied for a couple posters for yrs in diff Football Contests if I can help anyone or answer any questions I'll be at the Bash again, thx to John and everyone involved with the site for putting it together again

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    yeah i was thinking the same thing

    even if you're stuck at golden nugget without a car, i'm pretty sure you could take a cab to buy pants at ross (open until 11pm) within 20 minutes. if it's after 11pm you might have to shop at a casino, but pants can certainly be found
    Yea I thought about it. But now I have to spend a couple of hundred, spend an hour or two getting fitted or take my super hot date to the pool. Guess I got by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo$t View Post
    You going to hook up with anybody?
    Rumor has it there is a 42 year old guy named Alan that will be there. I am thinking about trying to hook up with him...
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    sbr promised to get me to the bash, what happened

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