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    jjgold
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    Guys I Am Gambling To Lose

    Sick

    Now starting to like the feeling of being down and depressed and want to lose

    Might need help

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    Favorites tomorrow?

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    You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something... there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect. See, most gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose. Subconsciously. Me, I never feel better than when they're raking the chips away; not bringing them in. And everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Hell, even when we win it's just a matter of time before we give it all back. But when we lose, that's another story. When we lose, and I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point - you know what I mean - You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer, for the twentieth goddamn time; and you're standing there and you suddenly realize, Hey, I'm still... here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive. Us lemons, we fuckk shit up all the time on purpose. Because we constantly need to remind ourselves we're alive. Gambling's not your problem. It's this fuckked up need to feel something. To convince yourself you exist. That's the problem.

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    JJ time for another emotional breakdown vid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something... there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect. See, most gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose. Subconsciously. Me, I never feel better than when they're raking the chips away; not bringing them in. And everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Hell, even when we win it's just a matter of time before we give it all back. But when we lose, that's another story. When we lose, and I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point - you know what I mean - You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer, for the twentieth goddamn time; and you're standing there and you suddenly realize, Hey, I'm still... here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive. Us lemons, we fuckk shit up all the time on purpose. Because we constantly need to remind ourselves we're alive. Gambling's not your problem. It's this fuckked up need to feel something. To convince yourself you exist. That's the problem.
    Brock Pacino

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    um...not sure whats up with you guys, but i gamble to win...plain & simple.

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    jj enter my contests please

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    Titty go back to your little subforum

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    Look on the bright side

    Very good chance you never lose the feeling

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    Bronxer cradle me like a jew with a bucket of change

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Bronxer cradle me like a jew with a bucket of change
    Smoker call me

    The 800 number

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something... there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect. See, most gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose. Subconsciously. Me, I never feel better than when they're raking the chips away; not bringing them in. And everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Hell, even when we win it's just a matter of time before we give it all back. But when we lose, that's another story. When we lose, and I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point - you know what I mean - You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer, for the twentieth goddamn time; and you're standing there and you suddenly realize, Hey, I'm still... here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive. Us lemons, we fuckk shit up all the time on purpose. Because we constantly need to remind ourselves we're alive. Gambling's not your problem. It's this fuckked up need to feel something. To convince yourself you exist. That's the problem.
    ha Would of bet thousands that somebody would of quoted this in response!

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    keep ya chin up pal

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    It's only the ~20th time JJ said that now. You guys can't be here long.
    Smoke and Bronxer, for you it's the 200th time i read that same shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post

    Smoker call me

    The 800 number
    I tried its out of service

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    JJ, video time.

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    Monte go pinch your windpipe you mothefukker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Monte go pinch your windpipe you mothefukker!

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    Whats strange though I guarantee if I was not bald and did not have crooked teeth I would win

    I am 1000% certain

    I just got that losing look for everything even women
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monte View Post
    It's only the ~20th time JJ said that now. You guys can't be here long.
    Smoke and Bronxer, for you it's the 200th time i read that same shit.
    Monte, your mother is a whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Whats strange though I guarantee if I was nt bad and did not have crooked teeth I would win

    I am 1000% certain

    I just got that losing look for everything even women

    I want a video today coach. Something for the day games. Give us your thoughts on several posters, I'll start a list. 30 second speal-1 minute on the following posters: Smoke, Br0nxer, Opie, BigDay, IwinyourMoney/Mugs, Myself, RyanLeaf, Sweeper, PWAD, Roxxyfish, Zeta, Loshak, Milwaukee Mike, and Bateman/shari. Thanks in advance. I want first things that come to your mind

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    Spend a lot of time making sure everything else is OK, player disputes, Book ratings.

    Not enough time to cap, throwing darts instead.

    Take a break, re-energize, get ready for football

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    JJ, stick with those SPOT plays..you are killer there

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Monte, your mother is a whore.
    Omg don't hurt my feelings...what kindergarten are you coming from?
    Didn't know 15y old can use da internets.

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    Guy get some fukkin sunlight

    Christ sake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something... there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect. See, most gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose. Subconsciously. Me, I never feel better than when they're raking the chips away; not bringing them in. And everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Hell, even when we win it's just a matter of time before we give it all back. But when we lose, that's another story. When we lose, and I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point - you know what I mean - You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer, for the twentieth goddamn time; and you're standing there and you suddenly realize, Hey, I'm still... here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive. Us lemons, we fuckk shit up all the time on purpose. Because we constantly need to remind ourselves we're alive. Gambling's not your problem. It's this fuckked up need to feel something. To convince yourself you exist. That's the problem.
    Everyone has to watch this scene before heading to Vegas! *MANDATORY*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Monte View Post
    It's only the ~20th time JJ said that now. You guys can't be here long.
    Smoke and Bronxer, for you it's the 200th time i read that same shit.
    Summer replacement jj.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Whats strange though I guarantee if I was not bald and did not have crooked teeth I would win

    I am 1000% certain

    I just got that losing look for everything even women
    hey, i shave my head because im balding and i dont have problems getting laid. its all in your attitude jj. also, bald on top with hair on the side isnt exactly in style. just gets some clippers and go to town.

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    You never know when you'll go 20-0.

    you can turn this ship around.

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    I honestly can't remember an MLB season that was this difficult to handicap. I know of NO ONE who has won betting baseball this year.

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    And 99% of people who claim they are up are full of shit.

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    That therber guy is up, I've got his emails for the past year... so I guess he's in the 1%..

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    ps.. I heart you JJ!

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