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    billysink
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    New Ideas for Players Talk

    For those of you tired of the run of the mill, tired beyond snoring, regurgitated, post count piss threads started by the paids, puppets and made for posting persona, Let's have some new ideas for players talk.

    If you are tired of the same snaggle tooth bald fukk, some head bobbing, fake Dentyne smiled Mr. Clairol from Texas, a web creation with a badly deviated septum, a fukked up hat and no handicapping skills, check in here.

    Your suggestions should actually involve a bit of handicapping, no ass kissing, dikk fluffing and guy on guy shit. Wagers discussed should be almost real, a rudimentary knowledge of sports would be an asset but not mandatory.

    If you have been recently rescued from the morgue of past and irrelevant to boost post count kindly go fukk yourself. If you make not less than $17/week but not more than $37.50/week to post (see above mentioned migrant farm workers) you are already circle jerking the ghost next to you anyway and should too busy to respond. If you do respond you have already cleansed the ghost spackle off your face and out of your bald scalp or bleached hair. Feel free to ad an idea or two.

    If your name is baskets feel free to join in as well. Do not be frightened by the actual appearance of others in a thread in which you have posted.

    You do not have to be an internet tough guy or a pitcher for the University of Tennessee to be heard here. All tennis professionals are welcome as well.

    If you own the site or moderate here enjoy the ensuing shitfest and feel free to issue infractions at will. I will take the first one.

    Ideas anyone???
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    Who the fukk is baskets??

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    Unreal

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    BILLYYYYYYY!!!

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    wait billy before i get too excited about this....am i still allowed to post shitfaced?

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    First four posts in this thread are promising...
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    Fukkin lame prikks.

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    Drinker. Fire away dude.

    Drunker the fukkin better.

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    In all serioiusness fire away. Posters, paids, mods. stakeholders.

    This shit can be better. Why the fukk you wanna be bitches when you can make shit better.

    Post your shit right here

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    Billy is like the Ron Paul of Forumville...

    Means well and tells the truth, but just doesn't understand how the game is played...

    I have tried to fight this fight, you cannot win...

    Start your own forum Billy...

    Just don't promote it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    Billy is like the Ron Paul of Forumville...

    Means well and tells the truth, but just doesn't understand how the game is played...

    I have tried to fight this fight, you cannot win...

    Start your own forum Billy...

    Just don't promote it...

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    Best to try and improve the sub-forums. Players talk is a lost cause...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrosmak View Post
    Best to try and improve the sub-forums. Players talk is a lost cause...
    Hydro you know I have never given the subs their due. I always figured the best would be here. Fukkin wrong again. This shit has deteriorated beyond usuable.

    Ain't one damn response yet from the board other than Smokie. Fukkin bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrosmak View Post
    Best to try and improve the sub-forums. Players talk is a lost cause...
    Yes.

    Saloon > Players Talk now

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    You had me at dick fluffing and guy on guy shit

    Oh wait

    You're not interested in that

    Never mind, carry on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Yes.

    Saloon > Players Talk now
    Voice of reason right here.

    If Dad speaks.......................

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    Billy just buried these fuks.

    Billy they do not know what to do.

    This is like when I buried people from NJ and they promptly surrendered.

    good job Billy.

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    Go billy go!

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    Saloon this shit!

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    I read 2 lines of your post an got tired fuk the rest

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    BI-llay........................MO-tha......................FU-kkin..........................SINK BABY!!

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    Losher, you got issues tonight pal?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    wait billy before i get too excited about this....am i still allowed to post shitfaced?
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    accu pal I command you to pound that 12er like a 15 year old Vietnamese transsexual hooker


    man those brews were fuukkin good
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Losher, you got issues tonight pal?????
    i like billysink and for whatever reason that was the post I felt compelled to post in this thread

    does it strike you as a strange post pal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i like billysink and for whatever reason that was the post I felt compelled to post in this thread

    does it strike you as a strange post pal?
    Ignore this hippie fukk, Bigday.

    No tellin what he's hopped up on tonite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Ignore this hippie fukk, Bigday.

    No tellin what he's hopped up on tonite.

    NOT TONIGHT PAL OPIE NOT TONIGHT U FUK

    no tellin what im hopped up on? WELL I CAN TELL YOU I HAVE NO PROBLEM

    a combo of "bath salts" (brand Dr Boogashooga, discontinued rare brand but one of the classics) and some POTENT fukin mushrooms I picked in a cow pasture this past weekend

    NOT A GOOD COMBO opie NOT SOMEONE YOU WANT TO BE MESSING WITH pal

    yeah i have plans to mix in some crystals later to mellow it out but if i dont I AM NOT SOME YOU WANT TO BE FUKIN WITH TONIGHT OPIE

    you DO NOT want me having a "bath salts/fresh shrooms/no crystals/furious at opie" flashback AT THE BASH pal and flashbacks DO HAPPEN especially with recent triggers

    DO NOT FUK WITH ME TONIGHT

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    damn, billy w/ the balls to make a thread!!!

    didn't know you had that level of manhood.... usually you just sit back and take sniper shots like a little bitch at other posters.

    got to hand it to you. you are stepping up.



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    Loshak + bath salts + shrooms =

    What about this psycho? http://gamblinggod.mysbrforum.com/ You can find him in the service plays. I've always wondered if he was a real random psycho, some bookie schtick, or one of SBR's creation.

    Guy is as annoying as fcuk, but in a demented Patrick Bateman sort of way. He gets a sadistic pleasure out of watching people lose. He's like Kim Bassinger in the Natural, fukker shows up, the thread goes to complete shiiit.

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    How about a "CarpeDiem tries to get a girlfriend" where we follow him as he dates all these psycho bitches, and he has to pick one.

    We can start from her matchdate.com profile, all the way to 3rd base.



    Seriously, the jjgold-shari thing is getting lame.

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    Billy is not someone to take lightly or underestimate.

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    SBR: that's two freebies. I expect 50 betpoints, up front for the rest of the ideas. 1000 betpoints if it goes into production. And 20% net if it's successful.

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    players talk is becoming a true circlejerk.

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    Keep those ideas rolling in. (we are fukkkked )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avenger View Post
    How about a "CarpeDiem tries to get a girlfriend" where we follow him as he dates all these psycho bitches, and he has to pick one.

    We can start from her matchdate.com profile, all the way to 3rd base.
    avenger trust me YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN the last chick i went out with

    it was unreal, classic

    she looked like a chubby phoebe cates, with a little drew barrymore

    did a little modeling in magazines here

    used to get furious at me in a thick Latin accent for EVERYTHING it was upsetting and incredibly stressful but also hilarious it felt like a fukkin sitcom

    she would yell at me "DON POOT ME EEN A ca-TE-gory!" when i would make fun of her for being a hot-blooded Latina

    it was awesome but classic, i've never seen anything like it

    she would literally break up with me every fukkin week and then like 36 hours later want to get back together, that happened maybe 30 or 40 times overall, roughly

    you should have seen her looking at stupid sh*t in English on facebook, it was hilarious. It would take her a while to get it, cause she had to process all the English, but then when she would she'd go "EHHHH-heheh. Look ed dis"

    it was pretty fukkin funny, stressful as HELL, and was also pure poison for my bankroll/capping/betting, but it was also fun to feel like I was in a real-life sitcom

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