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    jjgold
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    Will The Bash Be Clickish Because So Many People Going??

    I guess so

    Group 1

    I would say 16-23 or so

    The kids.....so many with their shirts off and acting like idiots at bash, heavy drinking, gambling, immature types

    Group 2

    The Mid 20 Leafy types

    Drinking, confused on what group to join, a little more mature and picking brains of older guys

    Group 3 The Big Day Types..Mil Mike types

    Mature, wise cracks while drinking and taking stabs at young kids meaning making fun of them

    Group 4

    The Wannabes..The Paco and Mayan types

    Ghetto type and it shows in their outfits
    Small group and they think they are tough and too cool to hang with anyone
    Briefly chat...go to clubs..love sex and drugs and of course always looking for violence
    escorts

    Group 5

    The Geeks..the smart guys
    They drink a little , but looking for an edge to make money on trip
    study the young guys and giggle
    mature but reserved

    Group 6


    The nuts

    Loshak and IWIN types
    flat out outcasts
    mingle with everyone, drink and try to bang and of course gamble
    life of party with young guys..they mingle well with each other

    Group 7

    The females

    The Shari and Blondie types
    Quiet but socilaize
    think all posters ugly except a few
    will tease a little but no sex
    hang with mods

    Group 8

    The Mods
    The Opie types
    Walk around like they are better than everyone
    Love the power and want everyone kissing their asses
    they show favoritism to the mature older guys
    All they do under their breath is call everyone dicks
    Private meetings

    Group 9

    The old guys

    Horny fuks
    love gambling
    socialize with all
    hookers
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    mainly interested in meeting the poker regulars...most of the rest are clowns...

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    this thread = boring

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    JJ what is the best way to approach group 7 without looking like a group 8?

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Chris View Post
    JJ what is the best way to approach group 7 without looking like a group 8?
    From what we saw yesterday....I'd advise you to approach group 7 extremely carefully!!

    Wow!!

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    Group 10: The JJGOLD type of poster... These types may be found in the fukkin Shark Tank in the pool area. BIGDAY has a zero tolerance policy for guys in this group...

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    Missed is guys like VegasDave at the bash at least he was one guy who really hung out and gambled at the sportsbook. SBRLOU plays poker if you see him on a tabke try to squeeze in on it guy tilts more then the leaning tower of pisa. Bobbyfk ran around like a kid in a candy store it was funny to watch. Pavy was a hard knocker at the books. Sammyball is a hard worker for sure and WillieBee was one of those life of the party guys you like talking to.
    No shows again Brock & JJ still cant figure that out?

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    Konck, no one will hang out with you, too annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    SBRLOU plays poker if you see him on a tabke try to squeeze in on it guy tilts more then the leaning tower of pisa.
    I was coolered left and right that year. You know I was playing well overall. I think I emerged from that weekend only down about 5 buyins.


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    i would be in my own group

    the group not wearing pants the entire weekend

    fortunately i wont be making the trip

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Konck, no one will hang out with you, too annoying.
    It still amazes me how many of the new punks are brown nosers here.
    Go PM the Giant or Brock and ask if they would like a Man/Boy relationship

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    If Group 4 and Group 6 hang out together.............there is sure to be trouble. Not from within, but.........as outsiders are poking fun of Group 6 freaks.......Group 4 guys.....whom are uptight, blowfishing, and trying to further establish SBR cred.....will surely stick up for the nutjobs in Group 6. Group 4 guys end up throwing down while Group 6 guys run for cover.

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    This is bang on. Solid post, Coach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    It still amazes me how many of the new punks are brown nosers here.
    Go PM the Giant or Brock and ask if they would like a Man/Boy relationship

    kid does seem a little faggish.


    MANBOY

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Konck, no one will hang out with you, too annoying.
    even if he can get meth?

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    Group 9 member here. But if I put on some ghetto clothes can I hang with Paco and Mayan's Group 4?

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    Funny thing is you can go hand out on a quad during a middle school lunch and watch these groups start to form. You can take the kid out of middle school but you can't take the 14 year old out of the man.

    My group will depend on the amount of Bushmills I consume. Hopefully no amount puts me in with the old dudes. Female? I'll hang...

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    If Group 4 and Group 6 hang out together.............there is sure to be trouble. Not from within, but.........as outsiders are poking fun of Group 6 freaks.......Group 4 guys.....whom are uptight, blowfishing, and trying to further establish SBR cred.....will surely stick up for the nutjobs in Group 6. Group 4 guys end up throwing down while Group 6 guys run for cover.
    I just threw up in my mouth when I saw your avatar. Cheers.

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    JJ, what group am I in? Help me out here, pal

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    excellent post JJ

    can we have some advice on interacting with group 7?

    thinking of showing Blondie my bookmaker balance on mobile device to impress her

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    JJ, what group am I in? Help me out here, pal
    You'll be in this group motherfukker..

    Group 911(emergency room)


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    first shift high-season jj BACK IN FUKIN BUSINESS BABY

    no disrespect to all the summer interns and the college kid volunteers and the people the writing workshops sent us for the 2-week residencies, but aint nothing like the real thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Chris View Post
    JJ what is the best way to approach group 7 without looking like a group 8?
    Chris- You are captain of group #11: The Never Fukkin Heard of ya Pal's!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    first shift high-season jj BACK IN FUKIN BUSINESS BABY

    no disrespect to all the summer interns and the college kid volunteers and the people the writing workshops sent us for the 2-week residencies, but aint nothing like the real thing
    walker told me i did a good job as summer fill in JJ for 4 days pal

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    Curious on who wrote the post JJ

    Not enough spelling mistakes for Gold

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    Is this Gsa Gsa Gold guy going? Looking forward to his next denegerate/attnwhore video. Get Mike Tyson's tiger involved, Gsa Gsa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    walker told me i did a good job as summer fill in JJ for 4 days pal
    a classic mistake is thinking that an already established and proven quality poster would make a good jj fill-in

    sometimes yes, but more often no

    your an elite-tier poster on your own pal, that is the role we need you for

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    You'll be in this group motherfukker..

    Group 911(emergency room)

    Mayan, don't hurt me please. I have kids that I want to see grow up


    Last edited by JMobile; 07-27-12 at 07:01 PM.

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    I highly doubt everyone is going to mingle

    I would not, probably would hand with money makers like Canuck

    More the younger crowd

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    JJ...you going to try to fukk Canuck?

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    loner here, gonna sit in the corner

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    the smart move is to try to indentify sharps and pick up as much as you can

    young guns, old timers, middle aged guys, chicks

    fishead
    zeta
    tanner
    shari
    m0nkeyf0cker
    justin7
    bigday (yes he looks dumb but +ev in mma)

    many others

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    how many of the dirty 30 will be there?

    I made this today in one of these dirty southernish states

    walker tunnel, guy is a legend!!!

    in honor of John Walker!!!! go win the SBR bash golf tourney for the 7th year in a row SBR JOHN!!!!


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    SBR LOU deff could be the next phill ivey of poker

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    Young guns running shit these days... Party will be crazy, best BASH yet.

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