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    acl123
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    Can anyone throw a football farther then me?

    I have a cannon.I once tried out for a semi-pro team
    I did not make it pass the first day of try outs.

    Me-1000
    Field+600

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    Photos? Camera phone? let's check out the arm

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    Chi_archie
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    gosh, its been 4 years since I threw a real football at least.

    I'd take the field.. (seer is in the field, along with 100k+ others) but not me....

    I'd guess I can only throw it 50-55 yards, maybe 60 with wind and a good run-up

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    Vid or ban

    Sorry pal that's the rules

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    I will try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    gosh, its been 4 years since I threw a real football at least.

    I'd take the field.. (seer is in the field, along with 100k+ others) but not me....

    I'd guess I can only throw it 50-55 yards, maybe 60 with wind and a good run-up
    60 might beat me.Its neen awhile for me too.

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    I might only throw 45... I'll try in a week or so. don't have a football at home anymore...

    important question is, how long and thick is your dong dong and are you cut or uncut?

    ACL, i'm kinda skinny.... I can get it through an empty toliet paper roll soft, with my head just sticking out... when it gets hard, my head is way too big to fit back down the tube though, and it sticks out a good 3 inches...

    just sayin

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    Chi forget about the football make a video of the toilet paper roll thing.
    Im rock hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post
    Chi forget about the football make a video of the toilet paper roll thing.
    Im rock hard.

    pics at game live. kahm

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    i would take the field

    there has to be someone on here that was a college qb

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    i could never throw a football far. maybe its cuz of my short fat stubby fingers. I was an excellent pitcher. You would think even now at 6ft2 and 245ish id be able to throw a football. But Nope not at all.

    ACL be ready for work monday
    Last edited by Mikeyanks23; 06-30-12 at 11:22 AM. Reason: i type im im dyslexic

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    Mikeyank we have almost the exact stature.

    Mikeyanks we might be long lost twins.

    Mikeyanks i will be there 5 minutes early.

    Mikeyanks i am amped.

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    Make a video and I will evaluate your form

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    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post
    I have a cannon.I once tried out for a semi-pro team
    I did not make it pass the first day of try outs.

    Me-1000
    Field+600
    i'll take field for all my points please.

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    i am a fukkin athlete

    don't talk about it much on here cause i don't live in the fukkin past

    probably 60+ yards

    my baseball talents are unmatched on the board. Perennial all star pitcher in little league and babe ruth league.

    chucked multiple no hitters including a gem in a championship game in babe ruth

    never got the chance to play high school ball due to being kicked off team for various disciplinary issues

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    I once played against bronxer in baberuth league. He struck me out on 2 pitches!!
    dont know how the guy throws 2 pitches and he gets 3 strikes but he was/is that good

    ACL maybe we are brothers as i stated yesterday i have not heard from my mother in 26 yrs

    ACL teach me to throw a football.

    ACL im to cheap to buy a football but tonight when it gets dark i will steal one from neighbors kids and make a video of me throwing it 45 FEET

    Then to prove im not a Sissy pussy unathletic fat slob i will make a video of me hitting a softball 350

    ACL we should go on a double date to a classy joint like red lobster

    ACL my gf is in jersey for the weekend with her gay friends going to some gay pride party or something. Will you be there?

    ACL where is smoke? you guys should come over for another water balloon fight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    I once played against bronxer in baberuth league. He struck me out on 2 pitches!!
    dont know how the guy throws 2 pitches and he gets 3 strikes but he was/is that good


    ACL maybe we are brothers as i stated yesterday i have not heard from my mother in 26 yrs

    ACL teach me to throw a football.

    ACL im to cheap to buy a football but tonight when it gets dark i will steal one from neighbors kids and make a video of me throwing it 45 FEET

    Then to prove im not a Sissy pussy unathletic fat slob i will make a video of me hitting a softball 350

    ACL we should go on a double date to a classy joint like red lobster

    ACL my gf is in jersey for the weekend with her gay friends going to some gay pride party or something. Will you be there?

    ACL where is smoke? you guys should come over for another water balloon fight

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    I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him

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    Cant throw a regulation sized football any farther than 40 yards. When I was in high school I was pushing 50. My mechanics were horrible though.

    Shoulder hurts really bad after one long throw.

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    I can throw a baseball about 325 feet on the line from OF to home on a cro-hop. I'd wager I can toss the pigskin about 50 yards

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him

    the nerf whistler ball thingy that Elway threw in that commercial doesnt count. ACL is talkin a pigskin not nerf

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    Deemer i like you but no chinese guy can throw that far. Unless your japanese?

    Deemer Ive noticed your great at everything you do

    Deemer lets play pai gow

    Deemer Im hard as a fukkin chinese over friend eggroll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    the nerf whistler ball thingy that Elway threw in that commercial doesnt count. ACL is talkin a pigskin not nerf
    Oh sorry

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    I can throw a Canadian football 50+

    Don't know how big a difference the smaller American ball would make.

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    Back in '82... I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

    Which one of you guys is Uncle Rico?
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    bettilimbroke i had the wrong ball but you look real young in that commercial

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    Uncle Rico, is that you?

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    How much you wanna bet I cant throw it over those mountains?

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