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    SamsNCharge99
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    Who needs a car.....GOT A JOB SELLING CARS!!!

    Gonna be selling cars for a living boys.

    Got the job tonight!!!!!

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    Brock Landers
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    You don't need a college degree to do this sammy, whats wrong with you?

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    BIGDAY
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    Congrats pal!

    Need a new Yukon. Call me.

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    gauchojake
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    Is there a specific brand of car you're selling or are you just slanging used cars at a buy here/pay here scam lot? Probably better off working for Enterprise renting them.

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    Br0nxer
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    good luck

    in this economy

    i could never handle sales. id choke a fukkin customer

    i couldn't sell water in the fukkin desert

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    Deuce
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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    good luck

    in this economy

    i could never handle sales. id choke a fukkin customer

    i couldn't sell water in the fukkin desert


    Although I am a stellar salesmen. I could sell holy water to the fukkin pope.

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    Br0nxer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post


    Although I am a stellar salesmen. I could sell holy water to the fukkin pope.

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    you'll make an excellent liar and con man

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    Sam Odom
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    Sammy meet Mug , Mug , Sammy
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    You usually make more off of used cars than new ones. Good luck trying to go to college and working for a dealer, they want to work you like 12 hours a day with like 1 day off.

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    PickWinnerAllDay
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    Gonna be selling cars for a living boys.

    Got the job tonight!!!!!
    You went to college and joined a frat to sell cars? Dumbass.

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    Summer Job

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    PickWinnerAllDay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Summer Job
    OP doesn't make it sound like its temporary.

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    Sam Odom
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    SammyNC has connections... White kid and all

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    Gonna be selling cars for a living boys.

    Got the job tonight!!!!!
    I just got a job as a sport bettor. A bunch of bookies hiring.

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    Give us a list of your inventory.

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    gl in the new job, dont take NO for an answer

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    you'll make an excellent liar and con man
    Whereas you're the worst fukkin liar on the planet in spite of all the practice you get.

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    Congrats on your newfound wealth

    I bet your parents are proud

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    manny24
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    move that steel sammy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Whereas you're the worst fukkin liar on the planet in spite of all the practice you get.
    Worse than ********** Kerry? I doubt that!

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    Fords? Hondas? what

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    Any Datsuns?

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    kid has alot of time to figure it out.... you gotta just party and fok for like 5-7 years after college, just to make up for lost time while you were taking tests and studying and shit during your 18-22 prime years....

    its not a race.....

    life is an experience, get some variety in it Sammy.... Good luck, and I feel like you can use a slinky to help you sell cars somehow....

    seriously though, I think 1 year of selling used cars is prob equivalent to 4 years of business or marketing in school. and 7 years of psych/sociology...

    people skills are what it all boils down to

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    Chi Archie

    Pay attention to him young fellas

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    Sammy you and I don't see eye to eye but I could see you staying afloat in sales actually. Good luck.

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    Got a high school dropout cousin selling cars for a Ford dealership in town. Pays his double wide dues.

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    Brock Landers
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    College degree is not required to sell cars Sammy. I'm sure your folks are thrilled for the tuition they paid

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    ANOTHER USED CAR SALESMAN OH MAN THIS INDUSTRY IS LOADED WITH DEADBEAT BROKE GAMBLERS.

    WHENEVER I MEET A GUY WHO LIKES TO GAMBLE THEY USUALLY SAY THEY SELL CARS WHAT THE F-CK ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO ALL DAY LONG BUT READ THE SPORTS SECTION AND STUDY THE LINES.

    9 OUT OF 10 GUYS WHO SELL USED CARS ARE DEADBEAT GAMBLERS THEY HAVE SO MUCH DOWN TIME IN BETWEEN SALES THEY CAN STUDY THE NIGHTS LINES

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    Isn't Mug a car salesman too?

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    Mug sells cars

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    Sam Odom
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post

    Isn't Mug a car salesman too?

    You need to keep up


    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post

    Sammy meet Mug , Mug , Sammy

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    Lol Jimmy

    Sammy congrats man
    Post a video at car lot

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    Br0nxer
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    this prikk went to college to sell cars

    can't make this shit up

    how much you owe on college loans

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    Hook me up with a deal, I need a car to beat up in the winter.

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