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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    (beantownjim lands a job at bet islands)

    BOYS I DONT MIND TELLING YOU WHEN I WAS WRONG ABOUT A GUY AND JON AT BET ISLANDS ISNT THE GUY I THOUGHT HE WAS.BOYS I HAD A LONG TALK WITH BOTH JON AND NICK TONIGHT AND WE ALL AGREED IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I LEFT MY LOVELY WIFE AND TOOK A JOB AT BET ISLANDS IN COSTA RICA.I AM TELLING YOU FELLAS JON AND I REALLY HIT IT OFF I DONT THINK THE GUY IS GAY BUT HE PRACTICALLY HAD ME MOVING IN WITH HIM. BOYS I WOULD GO TO COSTA RICA AND WORK IN THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT I WOULD BE IN CHARGE OF HANDING OUT BONUSES AT MY OWN DISCRETION.SO IF BROCK LANDERS CAME TO ME AND ASKED FOR THE BET ISLANDS (BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL) I WOULD KINDLY HAND HIM OVER AT LEAST 20% CASH WITH A SMALL ROLLOVER 3X OR 4X I COULD UP THE ANTY DEPENDING ON THE GUYS ATTITUDE ON THE PHONE.

    BOYS THIS IS A LIFE CHANGING DECISION MY LOVELY WIFE IS A WONDERFULL WOMEN AND SHE PAYS ME A NICE ALLOWANCE EACH MONTH BUT IF I WENT TO WORK FOR BET ISLANDS I COULD BE LIVING LIFE IN THE FAST LANE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

    THIS IS HOW JON DESCRIBED A TYPICAL DAY AS A BET ISLAND EMPLOYEE HIGH LEVEL LIKE ME AND JON.

    9.30 A.M. JON SAYS WE WAKE UP
    10 A.M. WE CHECK TO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY WE MADE LAST NIGHT AND THAT OUR TELLERS DIDNT ROB US.
    11.AM WE WALK AROUND THE OFFICE JOKING WITH THE EMPLOYEEES DRINKING COFFEE AND MINGLING.
    12 A.M. OUR DAY IS COMPLETED WE WILL GO OUT ON THE SEAS FOR A SAIL FISHING IS OPTIONAL.WE WILL SMOKE CUBAN CIGARS AND DRINK TOP SHELF.WE MIGHT BRING A COUPLE OF COSTA RICAN CLERKS WITH US THAT LIKE TO SUN BATHE.
    4 P.M. WE GO BACK TO JONS MANSION SIT AROUND THE COMPUTER AND WATCH WICH WAY THE SUCKERS MONEY IS GOING THEN I WILL CHANGE THE LINES BEFORE THE WISE GUYS CHECK IN.AFTER THE LINES ARE ALL SET JON SAYS JIM LETS GO GET SOME DINNER MY TREAT
    8 P.M. AFTER MY 3RD LOBSTER AND 5TH CORONA I ASK JON IF HE HAS ANY CLERKS WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT THAT LIKE TO GIVE MASSAGES I AM PRETTY BEAT DOWN LIVING JONS LIFESTYLE I AM NOT USED TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS.
    11 P.M. MAN I AM 52 YEARS OLD I CANT KEEP UP WITH THESE GUYS JON SAYS THE NIGHT IS YOUNG BUT I CANT KEEP UP I TOLD JON I AM COMING OFF MINOR HEART TROUBLE.HE SAYS WELL I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE ON THESE 3 COSTA RICAN WOMEN ALONE.

    BOYS THIS IS A GREAT LIFESTYLE AND I REALLY WANT TO TAKE THE JOB AT BET ISLANDS BUT HOW DO I TELL MY LOVELY WIFE OF 24 YEARS I AM GOING TO WORK FOR A SPORTSBOOK IN COSTA RICA.THIS MIGHT NOT GO OVER SO WELL

    P.S. BOYS JON TOLD ME NOT TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I THINK I AM GOING TO BE TAKING NICK'S JOB SO IF YOU TALK TO NICK AT BET ISLANDS DONT MENTION THE FACT THAT BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING TO BE HIS BOSS AND NICK IS GOING TO BE MY OWN PERSONAL COFFEE BOY. NICK BY THE WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE REGULAR WITH 2 SUGARS.

    BOYS ALL THIS MONTH BET ISLANDS IS GOING TO BE RUNNING THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS BUT YOU WONT FIND A BETTER OFFSHORE BONUS
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    nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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    I want 100% bonus 4X rollover

    Thanks jimmy

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    well i can guarantee you that if you worked for betislands, I would never deposit there again

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    I DONT KNOW ABOUT 100 BUT WILL YOU SETTLE FOR 50%

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    best post ever

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    NOS PLEASE I WORK FOR THE PLAYERS I AM THERE TO HELP YOU NOY HURT YOU

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    You could just "get rid of her" and then you never have to go through the trouble of telling her? I'm pretty sure all those AWESOME perks would take the thoughts from your mind.


    P.S. make sure to get a Viagra connect ya old man

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    jimmy must be working there as a janitor

    i heard they fired their black janitor before they hired him

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    VIAGRA DID YOU HEAR THE COMMERIAL FOR THIS IF YOU GET AN ERECTION THAT LASTS LONGER THAN 4 HOURS YOU SHOULD SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT RIGHT AWAY OH MAN IF I GET AN ERECTION THAT LASTS 4 MINUTES MY LOVELY WIFE WANTS ME TO SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT.I WOULD BE AFFRAID TO TRY VIAGRA

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    I DONT KNOW ABOUT 100 BUT WILL YOU SETTLE FOR 50%
    split it down the middle jimmy 75% freeplay 4X roll

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    i am positive bean town jim is a ghost of the guy who used to be JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    i am positive bean town jim is a ghost of the guy who used to be JJ
    that cant be beano lives in boston

    offshore books will never give a guy who cant spell and didnt finish high skool a desk job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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    I AM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW WITH JON TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS THAT DEPOSIT 500 OR MORE A 25% CASH BONUS WITH A 3X ROLLOVER WE CAN CALL IT THE (BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL) BOYS THIS WILL BE A LIMITED BONUS OFFER AND STILL HAS TO BE APPROVED.IF YOU TALK TO JON ASK HIM FOR THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL I WILL BE ABLE TO DO BETTER WHEN I GET AN OFFICE AT BET ISLANDS

    STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS

    IT WILL DEFINITLY BE AVAILABLE FOR THE START OF FOOTBALL SEASON

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    what is the promotion code?

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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    BOYS I JUST TOLD MY LOVELY WIFE I AM MOVING TO COSTA RICA AND WORKING FOR A SPORTSBOOK WE ARE WAITING FOR THE AMBULANCE TO COME RIGHT NOW MY LOVELY WIFE IS HAVING ME COMMITTED

    SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE HEAT TODAY IT HIT 99 IN BOSTON SHE THOUGHT I WAS DILLUSIONAL ABOUT COSTA RICA THEN WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS SERIOUS SHE CALLED THE GUYS IN THE WHITE COATS I AM OFF TO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE FOR MENTAL PATIENTS ALSO KNOW AS MASS MENTAL.

    BOYS I GUESS IT WILL BE NICE BEING TAKEN AWAY IN A NET WITH GUYS IN WHITE COATS

    BOYS IT WAS ALL A DREAM I AM OFF TO BE HEAVELY SEDATED MY DREAM OF WORKING AT BET ISLANDS IS OVER I AM OFF TO THE FRUIT FARM BOYS I AM BONKERS

    STAY IN TOUCH FELLAS

    BEANTOWNJIM
    MASS MENTAL INSTITUTE
    340 LONGWOOD AVE
    BOSTON MA,02165

    SO LONG BOYS THE AMBULANCE IS HERE.

    HI GUYS I WORK FOR BET ISLANDS SPORTSBOOK I CAN GET YOU 50% BONUS O.K. JIM WE WONT HURT YOU JUST LET US THROW THIS NET OVER YOU AND BE A GOOD FELLA WE WONT HURT YOU WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU

    BUT I KNOW JON AT BET ISLANDS QUICK GIVE THIS GUY MEDICATION HE'S GONE
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    BTJ I hope to god your not a father

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    What a fukin idiot I hope the Negro's catch up with him soon

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    I'm glad to ser a fellow brethren advance on the offshore industry

    Jimmer remember us little guys

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    I got a call from Nick just yesterday I think it was. Gotta hit him back and tell him.

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    Great post Jimmy

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    Jimmy....We're comin' to set ya free.
    Take those bedsheets that you have tied together and
    throw them out of that 3rd floor window.
    Be careful bouncing off of the 2nd floor windows on your way
    down.

    We stopped at your place to get some cash and your passport.
    Your wife said, "Let the bahstahd go....Good riddence...Here's the flippin' passport,
    but I ain't givin' that little ratass any cash."
    The boys chipped in and got ya a ticket to C.R
    and some travelin' cash..
    There is a green cab waiting right in front of your building.
    Inside the cab, on the backseat you'll find your passport, flyin' around
    money and a one-way ticket to San Jose, CR.

    We wish ya the best Jimmy....and remember the degens up north.
    Byeeeee......

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    NOS PLEASE I WORK FOR THE PLAYERS I AM THERE TO HELP YOU NOY HURT YOU


    anybody that would trust you is an idiot

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    Your leaving beautiful Cote St Luc for a shit hole in Costa Rica????

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    THANKS FOR THE POINTS RAMONE I COULD USE THEM AFTER I BET ALL MY POINTS ON THE MIAMI MARLINS LAST NIGHT.

    BUT WHO GIVES A F-CK ABOUT POINTS I BET 589 TO MAKE 550 ON THE OVER IN THE MIAMI HEAT GAME

    I GRIN WHEN I WIN

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    If this is not a hoax, best of luck!

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    hey beaner, how's it going at betislands?

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    real funny joker

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    Beaner, check in

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    Jim, get me a bonus pal.

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    I AM HERE BOYS ALTHOUGH I AM NOT AN EMPLOYEE AT Bet Islands I HAVE A LOT OF CONTACTS WITH UPPER MANAGEMENT.I AM TRYING TO WORK OUT A SPECIAL FOOTBALL BONUS PROGARAM CALLED THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL

    DEPOSIT 500 DOLLARS OR MAORE AND GET A 25% CASH BONUS WITH A 3X ROLLOVER I THINK THIS IS PRETTY FAIR

    STAY TUNED BOYS I AM IN DISCUSSION WITH JON FROM BET ISLANDS BOYS THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL WILL BE AVAILABLE STARTING TODAY AT 6 P.M. EASTERN TIME AND LASTING UNTIL THE FIRST NFL REGULAR SEASON GAME.

    CALL JON AT BET ISLANDS AND ASK HIM FOR THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL

    I GRIN WHEN WE WIN

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    Odd that Beaner, JJ, and Mathy all do these hour by hour fictional itineraries

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    Betislands new bonus promotion called the BTJ "WE GRIN WHEN YOU DEPOSIT"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post
    that cant be beano lives in boston

    offshore books will never give a guy who cant spell and didnt finish high skool a desk job
    jajaja mosta them offshore is owned by dudes who cant spell an didnt finish high school

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