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    Ive gathered the following inferences about the population at large:

    85% male
    Average age: 63
    Average age people get married: 22
    Average looks of broads: All 5.5s
    Average tan from 0 to 10: 1
    Only non-whites in town are the players

    Plus it looks like a dry fukking county. Dont see anyone with a ******* beer in their hands.

    Come on Oklahoma...

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    No brothers in attendance. I don't get it.

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    OK City is all red necks and Indians..

    See Timothy McVeigh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    No brothers in attendance. I don't get it.
    Sporting events are like busing in the 60's down South: blacks in the back. The only exceptions now are celebs and player's family and friends.

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    Brothers do not like states popular for natural disasters. See "Tornado Alley".

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    I like when ABC does a zoom out shot of the city skyline....there is like two buildings over 20 stories high lol. How the fukk do they have a team?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Ive gathered the following inferences about the population at large:

    85% male
    Average age: 63
    Average age people get married: 22
    Average looks of broads: All 5.5s
    Average tan from 0 to 10: 1
    Only non-whites in town are the players

    Plus it looks like a dry fukking county. Dont see anyone with a ******* beer in their hands.

    Come on Oklahoma...
    The funny thing I saw is that despite having arguably the best tandem in the league in Durant/Westbrook the people in the crowd have Collison jerseys on.

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    all have diabetes or are pre diebetics

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    Everybody looks so fukkin boring

    You'd think they were all watching a chess match

    Probably reading the bible to each other during TV timeouts

    Fukk.. could not imagine living there

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    Oh well. You gotta admit these old whitebreads sure make more noise (college style) and stay till the end of the game. They're not like some of their latte-sippin' big ballin' brethren I've seen in the bigger cities (I'm from Chicago personally & I always see folks leaving early & shit at Bulls games in the lower levels).

    Don't get me started on Miami's fanbase. Sure, there may be more fine mami's and stuff, but that fanbase is flakey as fruck. Probably majority wealthy Cubans, Jewish hustlas & celebs in the lower bowls.

    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Everybody looks so fukkin boring

    You'd think they were all watching a chess match

    Probably reading the bible to each other during TV timeouts

    Fukk.. could not imagine living there

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    where's billy sims at?

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    Red disgruntled state.

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    Someone just lost big money on OKC.

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    You ever seen a Jazz home game? We are more white, more sober, and used to be more loud during playoff games than those OKC fans. Come to think of it I think you also described a Pacers home game, except for the lack of beer.

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    Oklahoma is like the Yukon Territory of America. There is nothing there but Oil, natural gas and cattle. If it wasn't for people moving cattle from Texas to Chicago, there wouldn't be an OKC.

    Oh, and Oklahoma is such a nice state that we stuck all the Indians there.
    Last edited by Waterstpub87; 06-14-12 at 11:40 PM.

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    Seattle > OKC

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    Give Seattle their team back you thieving hicks
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    The OKC crowd is worse than a hockey crowd in terms of ethnic diversity.

    One of my favorite games to play in a hockey arena is "spot the black guy". Takes a while, but there are always a few.

    I did not see a single one in the OKC stands.

    Not sure which one is whiter, the UTAH fan base or the OKC fan base.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tb1984 View Post
    Someone just lost big money on OKC.
    No sir had Heat +310 for 569 points in the SBR Book

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    You guys are probaby to ignorant to know that OKC is a bigger city than Miami. Come here before you knock it.

    PS. Not saying its nicer than Miami, just that it's bigger....

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    Yeah and Greenland is bigger than California

    Who gives a fukk

    What matters:
    - weather
    - # of sports teams
    - % population that are sluts

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    Also average squared distance between bars and liquor stores

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDofBA View Post
    You guys are probaby to ignorant to know that OKC is a bigger city than Miami. Come here before you knock it.

    PS. Not saying its nicer than Miami, just that it's bigger....
    This thread is filled with a bunch of guys who havent laid eyes on a vagina since they left one. Metta World Peace summed it up as he so often does.

    "I didn't realize Oklahoma had so many, like, fine women . . . I felt really comfortable. I hit my first two shots, it was mainly because of how beautiful the women were. You don't need makeup to be beautiful. That's the American way of telling a woman she's beautiful. She can be beautiful without make up. And that's what I've seen in Oklahoma City."

    OKC has to stop falling behind so early and playing catch up.




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    Quote Originally Posted by gregm View Post
    This thread is filled with a bunch of guys who havent laid eyes on a vagina since they left one. Metta World Peace summed it up as he so often does.

    "I didn't realize Oklahoma had so many, like, fine women . . . I felt really comfortable. I hit my first two shots, it was mainly because of how beautiful the women were. You don't need makeup to be beautiful. That's the American way of telling a woman she's beautiful. She can be beautiful without make up. And that's what I've seen in Oklahoma City."

    OKC has to stop falling behind so early and playing catch up.




    Meta likes white meat.

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    Mathy, ur a square. Word around forum land is ur play of the day was pirates/o's under. Is that true?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregm View Post
    This thread is filled with a bunch of guys who havent laid eyes on a vagina since they left one. Metta World Peace summed it up as he so often does.

    "I didn't realize Oklahoma had so many, like, fine women . . . I felt really comfortable. I hit my first two shots, it was mainly because of how beautiful the women were. You don't need makeup to be beautiful. That's the American way of telling a woman she's beautiful. She can be beautiful without make up. And that's what I've seen in Oklahoma City."

    OKC has to stop falling behind so early and playing catch up.




    lmao if you are looking for fat white chicks ya OKC is teh place to go and you know those brothers love dem fat white sluts

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    OKC is a wonderful city. Mathy you wouldn't like it here pal, the girls here shave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDofBA View Post
    You guys are probaby to ignorant to know that OKC is a bigger city than Miami. Come here before you knock it.

    PS. Not saying its nicer than Miami, just that it's bigger....
    Are you saying bigger as in area? Cause according to this, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...es_urban_areas Miami is only behind New York, Los Angeles and Chicago.

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    At least there aren't any bums high on bath salt that will eat your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reppin_the_847 View Post
    Oh well. You gotta admit these old whitebreads sure make more noise (college style) and stay till the end of the game. They're not like some of their latte-sippin' big ballin' brethren I've seen in the bigger cities (I'm from Chicago personally & I always see folks leaving early & shit at Bulls games in the lower levels).

    Don't get me started on Miami's fanbase. Sure, there may be more fine mami's and stuff, but that fanbase is flakey as fruck. Probably majority wealthy Cubans, Jewish hustlas & celebs in the lower bowls.
    Bigger cities i.e. Chicago, Miami etc have much better night life. I'd venture to guess OKC playing is THE thing going on therefore you stay to the end. What else you gonna do?

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    I'll take a great sports atmoshpere and good hard working Americans over some fake tanning fuks that only go to a game so they can show off their silicone brides anyday! Yes you'd hate it in Oklahoma cause people here aren't little b!tches that hide behind their laptops. They get out and work and on the weekends when there's college football or a sporting event, they get out and support their teams and community.

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    O.P....And you live where?? Canada??
    Nice tan in your avatar..
    No facial recontruction up in America's hat?? At least
    get a little tweak on that honker on the front of your face.

    Come down to San Diego....Life is fine.

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    OKC doesn't have much debt. Low crime. Low homeless population. Low unemployment. I wouldn't trade that for a "night life"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    OKC doesn't have much debt. Low crime. Low homeless population. Low unemployment. I wouldn't trade that for a "night life"
    speak for yourself

    who cares if your neighbour is employed or not

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