TT I'll pretend this is a serious post and let you that your requirements for a flight, especially since I'm going to assume (judging by your gambling habits) that you also are going to need a cheap flight, are a bit unrealistic...
Even without looking my guess is at least 95% you won't find anything unless you have the ability to charter your flight... If you don't either expand your options for leaving beyond a single small regional airport or open up your possibilities for leaving or returning at least a few hours you probably not going to find anything let alone something you can afford...