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    SBR_John
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    Training camp for the SBR Bash starts tomorrow

    What's on your schedule?

    I'm doing the normal card counting practice and throwing 65's on a hop, putting out feelers on how I can get some cover chip free plays preferably not counterfeit unless they are perfect. New projectX graphites going on my Answer's. Start my strength training this weekend in case anyone throws down on me. First thing I need to do is get my plane ticket .

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    What's on your schedule?

    I'm doing the normal card counting practice and throwing 65's on a hop, putting out feelers on how I can get some cover chip free plays preferably not counterfeit unless they are perfect. New projectX graphites going on my Answer's. Start my strength training this weekend in case anyone throws down on me. First thing I need to do is get my plane ticket .
    So, when Lou starts wigging out because I don't have mine yet, can I use this line?

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    you forgot to add "Practicing dealing with local authorities when Losahck gets picked up by LVPD for those Interpol warrants"
    For what he did to the beer girl at Cariari

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    practicing my firm NO for when mrs milwaukee gets drunk and needs another hundred or two for casino war

    also drinking cheap scotch and beer to get my body accustomed to it
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    Started a similar thread about a week ago so I'm already in full swing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    you forgot to add "Practicing dealing with local authorities when Losahck gets picked up by LVPD for those Interpol warrants"
    For what he did to the beer girl at Cariari
    you talking about sh*t that happened in 2009???? unreal

    netter that stuff was taken care of LONG ago, even then I knew the right people locally

    unreal

    netter for the billionth time they will never get me on anything i am untouchable pal

    anyway re the bash:

    physical: military presses, 100 crunches 5x daily, no carbs, starting anadrol, dianabol cycles this week, curls, lunges, free weights, gutter pulls, lateral runs, gut clenches, delt reaches, might add more later

    general mental: reading art of war, excerpts from st augustine, manglobindhi yoga, starting in with some remote viewing techniques as well

    chicks: re-reading the game, hired a deangelo-school coach for online coaching to tighten up my game which is "funny as*hole"

    gambaling: not too much, getting tips on slow-moving mlb casinos, cutting a few agreements with a few modelers offshore, making arrangements in case I need to get down at Pinny/Matchy

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    We all might share a room with JJgold.

    So, I'm practicing how to keep my butthole tight/impenetrable while I'm asleep...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    you talking about sh*t that happened in 2009???? unreal

    netter that stuff was taken care of LONG ago, even then I knew the right people locally

    unreal

    netter for the billionth time they will never get me on anything i am untouchable pal
    DIS and I quote has this in your file

    patrón de la enfermedad sexual depravada en lo que respecta a las niñas adolescentes


    Careful they love to make examples at McCarran

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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    DIS and I quote has this in your file

    patrón de la enfermedad sexual depravada en lo que respecta a las niñas adolescentes


    Careful they love to make examples at McCarran
    nice

    i may take that on as my "street name" here - "gringo depravado" I kind of like that

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    Practicing being patient with my kids so that I won't lose my cool when some idiot at the craps table blames his losing on me playing the dark side, or when a chain-smoking baccarat player looks at his tracking sheet and claims the table "changed" right when I sat down and started to play nothing but banker, or when a sore loser in blackjack blames his misfortune on a dummie that hit a 12 vs. a dealer's 5.

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    Can Walker pull some strings for me? I don't think they're gonna let me into the States...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheme82 View Post
    Practicing being patient with my kids so that I won't lose my cool when some idiot at the craps table blames his losing on me playing the dark side, or when a chain-smoking baccarat player looks at his tracking sheet and claims the table "changed" right when I sat down and started to play nothing but banker, or when a sore loser in blackjack blames his misfortune on a dummie that hit a 12 vs. a dealer's 5.
    sorry in advance for doing all those things

    but it really will be your fault and that dumbass' fault for hitting on 12

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    Walker, get a mechanical bull... Every poster will get timed...

    I'll have the spurs on my boots... Could be epic.




    Other than that, I'm practicing my throws... Might throw a few people in the shark tank.

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    trolling craigs list and backpage.com....also watching JJ's hooker review video 3 times a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    sorry in advance for doing all those things

    but it really will be your fault and that dumbass' fault for hitting on 12


    I'll try to stay away from your table then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    We all might share a room with JJgold.

    So, I'm practicing how to keep my butthole tight/impenetrable while I'm asleep...


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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    We all might share a room with JJgold.

    So, I'm practicing how to keep my butthole tight/impenetrable while I'm asleep...
    just buy one of these and wear it tightly, that way he can't play with either end


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    WTF

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    just buy one of these and wear it tightly, that way he can't play with either end


    odds if jjgold had this contraption in his house he would wear it in a video

    yes -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    no +100000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000

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    half the people in this thread won't be there nor will I

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