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    VIDEO - Attn all you Fantasy Forum haters......

    Take a little look-see as to what DailyJoust was kind enough to purchase me.

    As I've said many times, boys.....if you'll just pay a little attention to the players, and do your proper homework, fantasy sports is a surefire cash cow. I bury those fukks on a daily basis. Cashed out a bit and bought myself a little something.

    Hope a few of you bitches will grow a set and join me.

    ***quick note....I'm right at the end of a haircut cycle, going in for a cut on Thursday, so not a lot I can do with it right now. At this stage, the amount of product you put on is crucial. Too little and you look like a pedo.....too much and you look Persian. It's all a journey, men.

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    UNreal

    That thing is big money

    Fukkin kid buys so many fukkin toys

    Might start dabbling into fantasy

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    I could use one of those. Opie, is going hick boys!


    Opie, looks like you've dropped 30-50lbs. Nice work pal!

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    Those shelving units in the back of the garage?

    what's with them?

    You pick them up at a garage sale, just for this video?

    They are a fukkin eyesore in that beautiful garage.
    - What kinda flooring in that garage? Epoxy?

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    Fantasy sports is for suckers

    Pass

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    sucker thread. sbr gets a kickback from dailyjoust and whatnot. this is a thread to sign people up with the hopes of them winning big.

    no way opie wins anything fantasy wise. all he does is pick ranger players

    this is just like all the threads lou and john made about posters that no one has ever fukkin heard of winning 20k points in the casino. to suck people in.

    maybe shoulda started with something smaller to try and entice people to sign up for that shit ope.

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    Sabine River Rats!

    I wanna see a muddin video.

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    Where the fuk did you get that shirt Opie, are you a Stros fan? This is strange

    Either way nice new toy...

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    Where the hell does the sun rise that high before 6am ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    Where the hell does the sun rise that high before 6am ?
    I just realized what you meant here. My bad....I was an hour off. Was a little before 7. No way I was that chipper prior to 6 am.

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    Nice hair 88!!!!!!!!!!


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    Opie answer my question please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I just realized what you meant here. My bad....I was an hour off. Was a little before 7. No way I was that chipper prior to 6 am.
    yes and anytime before 5am i usually get 2 coffees...drink 1 and pour the other 1 over my head.


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    unreal

    any toy this guy doesn't have

    lives on an estate to boot

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    from taking texas players on every team

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    before 6am and its that bright out??

    Cmon opie, you can lie try harder.

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    I watched your video despite the fact that you did not watch mine, that hurt, deeply.

    I know a kid who is paralyzed for life because of an ATV.

    I play fantasy football, that's enough for me.

    Oh and I say grow that hair out sunshine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpreadSniper View Post
    before 6am and its that bright out??

    Cmon opie, you can lie try harder.
    If you'll check my earlier post, I already corrected the time. I was off an hour. It was 5 till 7.

    Why would I want to lie about the time of day? Jesus.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    If you'll check my earlier post, I already corrected the time. I was off an hour. It was 5 till 7.

    Why would I want to lie about the time of day? Jesus.....

    One of my favorite things to do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    One of my favorite things to do!
    Gateser- I 100% agree with you regarding the garage shelving. Those are some of Costco's finest.

    The guy who does my floor coating system actually designs garage cabinetry as well. It's totally awesome. He can make it look like a NASCAR shop in there. Only reason I haven't done it is that we're most likely going to move within a year or two. We move about every 2-3 years, so I just hate spending the money to get them built when I won't even get to enjoy them.

    Good eye though, pal.

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    I didn't even notice the new toy in the video when I first watched it. I was too busy surveying what else was in the garage that you didn't want us to see.

    The toy looks like some fun. Jealous.

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    In a few small pools tonight. SBR check for your $20 new client real money player check for topgame sports. You're welcome.

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    You plan on running JJ down with that thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    You plan on running JJ down with that thing?
    Possibly.

    The important thing, Krack, is that it's really, really nice just knowing I could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    If you'll check my earlier post, I already corrected the time. I was off an hour. It was 5 till 7.

    Why would I want to lie about the time of day? Jesus.....
    I don't know... why would you lie? You looked right at your watch just before stating the time.... either you don't know how to tell time or you are lying.

    Even if it was just before 7 I highly doubt it would be that bright outside when the sun only rises at about 6:15am.

    Keep hustling your bullshit Opie... lots of these retards out here are gullible enough to buy in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Might start dabbling into fantasy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpreadSniper View Post
    I don't know... why would you lie? You looked right at your watch just before stating the time.... either you don't know how to tell time or you are lying.

    Even if it was just before 7 I highly doubt it would be that bright outside when the sun only rises at about 6:15am.

    Keep hustling your bullshit Opie... lots of these retards out here are gullible enough to buy in.

    So what are you suggesting?

    You saying that he made the video at noon and was lying and said it's 6 o'clock?

    Why do you have a problem with him lying about the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpreadSniper View Post
    I don't know... why would you lie? You looked right at your watch just before stating the time.... either you don't know how to tell time or you are lying.

    Even if it was just before 7 I highly doubt it would be that bright outside when the sun only rises at about 6:15am.

    Keep hustling your bullshit Opie... lots of these retards out here are gullible enough to buy in.
    Hey dildo.....what exactly is your problem? Please enlighten me on what exactly one stands to gain by "lying" about the time??

    Since you seem extremely interested in my motives, let me be brutally honest about the situation.... The watch you are referring to is a new Rolex DateJust, which I purchased this past Winter. While its a great watch, the only downside is that it's especially heavy. Because of this, I generally only wear it with long sleeved shirts. I tend to think it appears a little bulky while wearing a short sleeved shirt. I put it on yesterday because I was meeting a client who is a big watch collector, and thought this would be a good conversational piece.

    Since I hadn't actually worn the watch since the weather had warmed, it had never been adjusted to reflect daylight savings time. This is why I misstated the time by an hour. You see, back
    In February, this would've been the correct time. Now...we've sprang forward an hour, hence my stating it was almost 6 instead of 7 am.

    Hope this clears up a situation for you which has obviously been causing you a great deal of distress. Now maybe you can free up your mind to find out exactly what it is about you that causes you to be such a dipsh*t.

    Best of luck on your journey, pal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    Where the hell does the sun rise that high before 6am ?

    down here in ticolandia or like us gringos call it luckeyville

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    Hey dildo.....what exactly is your problem? Please enlighten me on what exactly one stands to gain by "lying" about the time??

    Since you seem extremely interested in my motives, let me be brutally honest about the situation.... The watch you are referring to is a new Rolex DateJust, which I purchased this past Winter. While its a great watch, the only downside is that it's especially heavy. Because of this, I generally only wear it with long sleeved shirts. I tend to think it appears a little bulky while wearing a short sleeved shirt. I put it on yesterday because I was meeting a client who is a big watch collector, and thought this would be a good conversational piece.

    Since I hadn't actually worn the watch since the weather had warmed, it had never been adjusted to reflect daylight savings time. This is why I misstated the time by an hour. You see, back
    In February, this would've been the correct time. Now...we've sprang forward an hour, hence my stating it was almost 6 instead of 7 am.

    Hope this clears up a situation for you which has obviously been causing you a great deal of distress. Now maybe you can free up your mind to find out exactly what it is about you that causes you to be such a dipsh*t.

    Best of luck on your journey, pal!
    Im not even going to bother reading that drivel....

    You are a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing, its plain to see.

    Go sell some used cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpreadSniper View Post
    Im not even going to bother reading that drivel....
    You are a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing, its plain to see.
    Go sell some used cars.
    at this fukkin' guy!

    You attempt to bury me over MY MISSTATING THE TIME BY AN HOUR......then when I am courteous enough to completely discredit your insane accusation (which is easy to do when one is being truthful), you run and hide like a little bitch.

    Oh well....fun is over, pal. Now run along and go back to being anonymous around here. It suits you better.
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    Opie layin the hammer.

    Typical response from a guy that knows he can't win.
    "I'm not going to read that"


    Good try spread, next time you try and accomplish some internet bashing pick an easier foe.
    You don't jump from tee-ball straight to the majors, you gotta work your way up, otherwise you'll just keep getting embarrassed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    at this fukkin' guy!

    You attempt to bury me over MY MISSTATING THE TIME BY AN HOUR......then when I am courteous enough to completely discredit your insane accusation (which is easy to do when one is being truthful), you run and hide like a little bitch.

    Oh well....fun is over, pal. Now run along and go back to being anonymous around here. It suits you better.
    Im not trying to "bury" you, merely pointing out the obvious... your quick enough to comprehend that.

    You like this place chalked full of High School drama... Im trying to help you realize its full potential... tit-for-tat.

    Is it a coincidence all these "Daily Joust" threads start popping up?? Ya, must be....

    Go sell some more used cars, or pass out some more "Sign up at Daily Joust" flyers on the corner.... what's the difference between you and the ******* bastards who call me up wanting to sell me a vacuum cleaner? Your tact is much more refined.

    Just making sure everyone knows you have ulterior motives for the shit you post.

    Do you understand that? Ill work on my tact as well





    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Opie layin the hammer.

    Typical response from a guy that knows he can't win.
    "I'm not going to read that"


    Good try spread, next time you try and accomplish some internet bashing pick an easier foe.
    You don't jump from tee-ball straight to the majors, you gotta work your way up, otherwise you'll just keep getting embarrassed.
    gates, don't invlove yourself... I know Uncle Opie is nice to you and all, but the guy is a fukkin snake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpreadSniper View Post
    Im not trying to "bury" you, merely pointing out the obvious... your quick enough to comprehend that.

    You like this place chalked full of High School drama... Im trying to help you realize its full potential... tit-for-tat.

    Is it a coincidence all these "Daily Joust" threads start popping up?? Ya, must be....

    Go sell some more used cars, or pass out some more "Sign up at Daily Joust" flyers on the corner.... what's the difference between you and the ******* bastards who call me up wanting to sell me a vacuum cleaner? Your tact is much more refined.

    Just making sure everyone knows you have ulterior motives for the shit you post.

    Do you understand that? Ill work on my tact as well







    gates, don't invlove yourself... I know Uncle Opie is nice to you and all, but the guy is a fukkin snake.
    Look, Ace.....if you really want to help SBR "realize its full potential", then how about first you work really, really hard to save up $200 and deposit it into one of our sponsored books. I can promise you your criticisms will be taken much more seriously once you become a Pro.

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