1. 06-12-12 04:25 AM #1
    stevek173
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    If you want to take down a hundred or 2 at the sbr casino easily

    Here's how.


    • Have 1,000 or more chips going in.
    • Play 3 handed Blackjack
    • start each at 5
    • You win, that hand goes back to 5. You lose, you double it. You lose again, you double again. Rinse, repeat.
    • Do NOT double unless say it's splitting Aces against a 6.
    • Play SOFT always count on the dealer busting if it's 6 or lower. I don't care if you are sticking on 12. If the dealer is a 7 or higher you have to try to beat him.
    • What you foks don't get is that if you do this all day long eventually you will get to your max bet of 700 (it'll be 640) and you will lose. That's why ONLY a couple hundred at a time.


    When you are constantly showing up with free pizza for your friends, family, girl and for some of you around here your "Domestic Partner" tell them Stevie Wonderbread hooked that shit up.

    You're welcome.
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  2. 06-12-12 07:59 AM #2
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    maybe in real life. but the sbr casino is far from real life. thats a good way to blow 1000 points if you ask me.
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  3. 06-12-12 08:11 AM #3
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    k175 get a fukkin job man
    that will not work
    mods remove thread now
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  4. 06-12-12 08:15 AM #4
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    Dreams do come true!
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  5. 06-12-12 08:15 AM #5
    Mikail
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    the program will recognize these kind of patterns and when it does it will wipe you out. You can't beat online casinos. Online only the house wins.
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  6. 06-12-12 08:18 AM #6
    GUMMO77
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    I'm going to have a lot more friends thanks to this.

    Good job, Steve.
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  7. 06-12-12 09:16 AM #7
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    done tried that and went broke many times

    it doesn't work.
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  8. 06-12-12 09:33 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    done tried that and went broke many times

    it doesn't work.
    But steve says it works?

    And The Giant loves steve and steve loves The Giant.

    And The Giant talks about free pizza a lot so I just figured....

    Ah shit... now I'm so effin confused.
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  9. 06-12-12 09:53 AM #9
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    Lost 8 in a row and 500 pts, yesterday wiped me out.
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  10. 06-12-12 10:04 AM #10
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    dude discovered a system found 300 yrs ago and he thinks he made it up.



    bwhahahahahahaha
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marting...etting_system)






    steve ur a good guy but this thread was a loss for u bud


    -stash
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  11. 06-12-12 10:07 AM #11
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    Oh and never NEVER do the insurance. Make the game simple.
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  12. 06-12-12 10:08 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by secretstash View Post
    dude discovered a system found 300 yrs ago and he thinks he made it up.



    bwhahahahahahaha
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marting...etting_system)






    steve ur a good guy but this thread was a loss for u bud


    -stash
    man i thought i had figured it out just about a year ago

    geez

    didn't know it has been around that long
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  13. 06-12-12 10:16 AM #13
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    Martingale Never loses
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  14. 06-12-12 10:20 AM #14
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    I believe Ive lost about 15 straight hands playing basic strategy in SBR blackjack.
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  15. 06-12-12 10:35 AM #15
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    Using SteveK's new gambling model, I can now work from home!
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  16. 06-12-12 10:38 AM #16
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    sbr casino is the biggest rip off going at the moment at our beloved forum.
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  17. 06-12-12 12:43 PM #17
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    try that when you get to the bash and see how it works
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  18. 06-12-12 12:49 PM #18
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    stevies, you are close to getting that broad a new ipad (for her to break, obv.)
    very gwood advice here boyz...bring those dreams home
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  19. 06-12-12 12:52 PM #19
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    What happens if you lose like 6 hands in a row?
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  20. 06-12-12 12:52 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by kfranz31 View Post
    try that when you get to the bash and see how it works
    hrrm... i would guess the cheapest you could play 3 hands in vegas is $50 a hand... maybe a little less at a place off the beaten path somewhere...they are proud of their bj in that damn city
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  21. 06-12-12 12:53 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What happens if you lose like 6 hands in a row?
    you pull a casperwaits and start borrowing money from everyone you think is a friend and then take 3-4 years (if ever) to pay them back
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  22. 06-12-12 01:09 PM #22
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    Martingaling kind of works for jizz bombs as well stevay. Everyday you refrain from shooting a load, load doubles in size. Very hard to refrain more than 6 or so days... so then you bust and a gigantatron load and you are left with zero jizz. Kinda like martingaling with 1000 points and busting to zero points after 6 hands. I recommend trying this method with your wife to be for more enjoyment than with points.
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  23. 06-12-12 01:17 PM #23
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    Zammayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    RR I have my eye on that Alienware laptop or a big flat for the beerpong room

    I'm a long way off but that's the train of thought
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  24. 06-12-12 01:24 PM #24
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    I dont have 1000 points. So I went in with 18 points and playing 1 point per hand and doubling up if I lose.

    I'm up to 86 points and still grinding.
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  25. 06-12-12 01:35 PM #25
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    get em diggity!
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  26. 06-12-12 01:39 PM #26
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    I turned 18 points into 119 points. Thats good enough for today.

    The highest bet I got up to was 32 points. That happened one time. I had to bet 16 points twice.

    Steve is a fokking genius.
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  27. 06-12-12 01:43 PM #27
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    This system and it's winning ways has giving me the confidence to talk to women.

    Thanks Steve!
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  28. 06-12-12 02:25 PM #28
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    The SBR casino hopes the fools will follow your advise
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  29. 06-12-12 02:27 PM #29
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    Toss me a thousand points, I'll give it a shot.
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  30. 06-12-12 02:33 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    This system and it's winning ways has giving me the confidence to talk to women.

    Thanks Steve!
    Haha, classic. Well diggitty gave it the gametime test so maybe worth a shot.
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  31. 06-12-12 03:09 PM #31
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    Played this way for about 20 minutes. Made 27 points into 55. I started with one point like Diggity did. The only adjustment I made was instead of doubling on each losing hand, I just added a point. First losing hands = 1, Next = 2, Next =3, etc. I was afraid if I kept doubling, I would lose the balance. Got nervous when I declined insurance whenI was at 4 point bets. Luckily there was no BJ from the dealer.
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  32. 06-12-12 06:55 PM #32
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    Dealer did not get a lot of BJs against me either.

    I wonder of more dealer BJs would have come out if i was betting bigger?
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  33. 06-12-12 09:24 PM #33
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    I went in for a 2nd try. I went to the table with 105 points and just left with 224 points.

    Steve!!!
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