1. 06-10-12 02:57 PM #1
    mathdotcom
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    This is how jjgold relaxes on a Sunday

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    If you guys are horny just light up the flame, douse the wood with some TD-4 jelly, lick your tongue a few times while waving your prey to come over and get some Liquor, show him a twizzler and show him how the grooves work and explain the pain in the cork is ok because it validates him as new generation Ice Cube, when your done throw him the cubes, cool down the wood and make sure you have 4 wooden corks just in case the tomato leaks. You guys are sick mother fukkers. Fuk me I am going to bed and laying it in the bed hole and falling asleep and waking up to a nice compressed sexual reaction while we wack the plastic and make love to the magazine. The fur is your friend, the cork is your enemy.
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  2. 06-10-12 02:59 PM #2
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    Does jj do this?
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  3. 06-10-12 03:00 PM #3
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  4. 06-10-12 03:02 PM #4
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    What is tD 4 jelly?
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  5. 11-06-13 11:51 PM #5
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    Coach, what does this mean:

    "The fur is your friend, the cork is your enemy."
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  6. 11-06-13 11:55 PM #6
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    leaky tomato....what an image
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  7. 11-06-13 11:57 PM #7
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    Classic Mathy!
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  8. 11-07-13 12:06 AM #8
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    I shall do the same!
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  9. 11-07-13 12:08 AM #9
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    Huh
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  10. 11-07-13 12:14 AM #10
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    Don't forget to use the jelly, Teddy.
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