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    you should wait to do this in the sports off-season aka no NBA to keep traffic up.

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    i couldnt find the vid...but JJ is calling out sickler for some reason then JJ says "imma fck you like this" then proceeds to pull down his pants and hump the wall

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    one liner (bold):
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    go fuk yourself..I hope your boat fukkin sinks

    Blondie everyday cannot be beautiful

    I am angry as fukkin hell

    no where to go this weekend

    I will be on fukkin warpath at sbr
    another one liner (bold):
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hockey is a death trap

    I lose every fukkin year

    Like 7 straight years now
    quote:
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    I wanted to show another side to me

    Many think I am a sikko and today again I prove most wrong

    Thinking of working on a farm

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    Holy shit sundes is the best one 215 1130 and 1230 is some of the funniest shit

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    thx lkid, jj, bigday for the nominations

    no other videos yet? took less than a minute to get 500 point freeplay...

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    someone has to be the first video, so here goes - i am setting the bar LOW

    hah mike.

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    JJ's Greates hits:

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Never done this
    1st off I have not nailed a girl in 14 years and i swear I am dead serious

    I would use $1 bills but you need to somehow keep the money on the bed so use barriers of some sort

    Heck I remember when I did nail a girl I fell off the fukkin bed, never realized I was on the edge. I was pounding this 31 year old chick, she was fukkin hot too..red hair kind of short and curly and like 170 pounds or so. I went flying off the fukkin bed as did she. Lets just say it ended when we fell, she said some bull shit to me like I did not know what I was doing and I was shit because It kep slipping out

    If I had an issue as far as sex I could never keep my rooster inside a chicj for more than like 30 seconds

    Is there a trick???? It just felt my rooster always had fukkin soap on it..slippery?

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    No sir

    I was but you called me baldy

    Nobody calls me baldy and gets away with it
    lol

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    Hey..tomorrow I will be back in this thread
    Actually have to go out and fukkin take garbage out for an apt building for $50

    Brett dont gamble heavy man

    What I do is bring garbage out but then go on roof with small telescope and look in bathrooms of hot chicks in the their 20's





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    My favorite JJGOLD post that has been in my head since I read it, causing me to laugh at random times throughout the week:


    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deuce is a fukkin idiot

    Only Deuce would do this

    Deuce tell these guys you got a 785 combined on your SAT's you dumb fuk

    Go back in the tire shop and get your fukkin face and rooster all black from the tires

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    Here are some one-liners:


    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Roxy just keeps betting until card is done

    Who don't love this degenerate fuk?
    AND

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have no idea what Sammy has done, all I am looking for is he keeps good records

    SteveyK I do not give a fuk if he robs banks

    K....if he robed you 500 but gave us 800 posts in return.......... I would look the other way and put Sammy on my fukkin shoulders as a hero

    K175 its a fukkin numbers game..play with me

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    good ones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YorkHunt View Post

    LOL at least give me the credit for making those GIFs Yorky

    Actually Mathy might have made the steroid one, I can't remember, but I know I made the other two

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    someone has to be the first video, so here goes - i am setting the bar LOW

    not bad

    hard to sound like JJ props for making a vid though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    LOL at least give me the credit for making those GIFs Yorky

    Actually Mathy might have made the steroid one, I can't remember, but I know I made the other two
    Steroid one is mine

    Fukkers back off my intellectual property

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Steroid one is mine

    Fukkers back off my intellectual property
    Agreed wtf is going on here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    not bad

    hard to sound like JJ props for making a vid though
    Same outfit down to the encore hat, sad that i bet enough to get free casino gear

    Hell i would do 100 videos if i got 500 free play pts for each one, surprised there aren't more yet

    It's not hard to imitate/roast jj with so much great material out there to work from

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post

    It's not hard to imitate/roast jj with so much great material out there to work from
    There's no requirements or criteria whatsoever... It's basically a free 500pts. I'm going to do one tonight or tomorrow.

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    JJ Roast. - Only my second Video - Ain't no JJ Yet.




    JJ's must devasting day in Life...??

    The day he learns Shari91 has deleted him as a contact/friend on Skype.

    Best JJ quote to me was this:

    jjgold Shari #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    well because he is our hero and has given most of us meaning to our lives

    we really feel like we are somebody now because jj has shown us why it is cool to be who we are because he is so cool

    no one else knows how cool we are for posting on sbr and being degens who never leave the house and can't write or speak well and who never get laid and who have no life but being small-time -EV gamblers but thats ok, the important thing is WE know how cool we are
    Uh... not really. We feel cool, because as bad as our life gets, at least we're cooler than jjgold.


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    jjgold: ttwarrior is the strongest guy on the forum

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    This was a classic

    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

    5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

    6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

    7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

    7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

    8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

    8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
    The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

    8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

    9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

    10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
    Make a few posts

    10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

    11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

    12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

    1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

    1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

    1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

    1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

    2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

    4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

    5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

    5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

    6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
    Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

    7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

    7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

    8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

    8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

    9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

    10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

    11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

    12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

    1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

    2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

    3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

    Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

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    "Calif........liberal, non motivated hippies"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHADYLANKY View Post
    9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

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    Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

    I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

    The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

    I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

    She slapped me and told me never to come back.

    I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

    It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

    So overall decent day

    I split 1-1
    Please consider my entry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post





    Another fukk stealing my intellectual property

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
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    The NFL Sunday was by far the best

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    Making vid tonight.

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    Her she is. It was between this and banging my fist into a tin shed... But I am a sukker for his Gaming and control board vids...

    Happy Roasting Coach...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Her she is. It was between this and banging my fist into a tin shed... But I am a sukker for his Gaming and control board vids...

    Happy Roasting Coach...

    Who was this chick??

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    one liner: from jj to shari.

    "you fukked up fuk, go get laid."

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...eo.html?slf=76

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    blow me jj

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