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    Loshak Leans for May 16: Front page picks, Costa Rica casinos, 1 leans

    ok boys one more lean

    hope this one fukin cashes

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    tell mr. tight pants that it is time to shave

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    shak-er, where's the hottie today?

    btw, is that the SBR office you're in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    shak-er, where's the hottie today?

    btw, is that the SBR office you're in?
    hottie not in the office today, i guess she is sick or something

    yeah thats the sbr office, video production department

    i'll fukin ask if i can bring her on the show we'll see, top management is pretty fukin protective of her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutchie View Post
    tell mr. tight pants that it is time to shave
    dude tight pants is THE FUKIN STYLE here you WOULD NOT FUKIN BELIEVE IT

    maybe i will comment more on it in a different show or get some chicks on to explain why

    me I come from fukin NYC baby, and that's hood, we fukin SAG our pants in NYC, tight pants is for fukin NERDS AND HERBS i mean its ridiculous NO ONE FUKIN WEARS TIGHT PANTS IN NYC

    but here it is TOTALLY different

    that b*tch girlfriend i used to have made me go to the mall like a year ago, I swear boys, she made me get new pants and jeans, all of them fukin TIGHT AS HELL i cant even put anything in the fukin pockets cause the pants are so fukin tight

    she made me try on a million pairs, was yapping to the sales guy in Spanish, it was pretty funny

    boys it is different down here, tight pants is the style, and also shirt open at top SHOWING CHEST HAIR is the style

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    hottie not in the office today, i guess she is sick or something

    yeah thats the sbr office, video production department

    i'll fukin ask if i can bring her on the show we'll see, top management is pretty fukin protective of her
    DOOOO IT!!!

    and good call on the mets

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    sounds like that girl is Shannon's "girl on the side"

    any opinion or angles garnered on all the lefties starting today in the NL (thanks sweep)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutchie View Post
    sounds like that girl is Shannon's "girl on the side"

    any opinion or angles garnered on all the lefties starting today in the NL (thanks sweep)
    I don't know man, I was liking the under 8 in atlanta, was hoping it might go to 8.5 and then i wouldve pounded it buying 9, but it went to 7.5 so i guess it will be a pass for me

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    Dude thinking about throwing some money on johan. Hows this cincy offense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post

    me I come from fukin NYC baby, and that's hood,
    Losher you wouldn't have lasted 5 minuets in Alphabet City when it was at it's height

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    Mets -127 against a horrific pitcher in Leake doesn't make sense.

    Should be -140 and climbing by now. Instead it's -127 and dropping.

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    That kid with the tight pants looks like a prick
    I want to fight him

    Euro books have high juice with baseball

    Aussie slightly better

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    Does mr loshak record this is in the toilet

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    Lo-Bro.........like the shades, the laid back style, the personal grudge with Ganch........9-3 record.....I'm diggin you man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    Mets -127 against a horrific pitcher in Leake doesn't make sense.

    Should be -140 and climbing by now. Instead it's -127 and dropping.
    So what are you making of it? Is that a it doesnt make sense but pound it or doesnt make sense shady

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
    Does mr loshak record this is in the toilet
    yes that is one of my superstitions, any time I am making a video with a pick in it, I must record it in the toilet

    no big deal, just a superstition

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Lo-Bro.........like the shades, the laid back style, the personal grudge with Ganch........9-3 record.....I'm diggin you man.
    yeah I need to be angrier in the vids

    in real life i am furious at granch for not affording me the handicapping respect i feel he should afford me

    although he did call me up and ask my opinion about the Kentucky ML in the final four since he was getting so one-sided on it, which was nice

    but when it comes down to shooting the vids, I just want to keep it short and get it out, so i usually wind up forgetting about grandiose indulgent anger and using the show as a forum to wage personal vendettas, but I probably should

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    Ok Mets are my team an Johan an Dickey are my guys 63 n 64% on Mets you know I hate that
    but ok I need to stop the bleeding, bad 3 day stretch here....ends tonight
    Im with you Horseshack (thats probably not good for you right now lol)I had a good 3 week run
    and a horrible 3 day blow out
    Ends tonight METS n 76ers!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Ok Mets are my team an Johan an Dickey are my guys 63 n 64% on Mets you know I hate that
    but ok I need to stop the bleeding, bad 3 day stretch here....ends tonight
    Im with you Horseshack (thats probably not good for you right now lol)I had a good 3 week run
    and a horrible 3 day blow out
    Ends tonight METS n 76ers!!!!!!
    knocker WHAT THE FUK ARE YOU DOING????? I CANT TAKE THIS PRESSURE MAN!! THESE ARE JUST LEANS I'M NOT SOME FUKIN PRO CAPPER!

    I'M NOT BILLY OR DR BOB OR RAS

    fuk, I'm not even Doug Upstone or SBR's own roxxer!

    koncker these are leans pal! LEANS! I have half a clue but I am NOT A SHARP!

    koncker JESUS MAN LET'S GET THIS ONE BUT I AM NO LOSING STREAK SAVIOUR PAL!

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    Carper I would shoot myself before I would take a full game number on Santana. The dude is on a short leash for the rest of his career with pitch count and now you have factored the fukkin lousy Mets pen into your wager.

    Always, always. always look at the difference between the derivative and the fukkin full game bet. Tells the fukkin story every time brother.

    I don't want to have to tell you again!!!

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    Just kidding bro and quit being so fukkin nervous. And don't go looking at the numbers for the relief pitchers against the Reds either. They for the most part outside of Parnell will not make you feel any better here. Mets spot lefty Byrdak can't for the fukkin life of him get Votto or Bruce out.
    Last edited by billysink; 05-16-12 at 03:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    knocker WHAT THE FUK ARE YOU DOING????? I CANT TAKE THIS PRESSURE MAN!! THESE ARE JUST LEANS I'M NOT SOME FUKIN PRO CAPPER!

    I'M NOT BILLY OR DR BOB OR RAS

    fuk, I'm not even Doug Upstone or SBR's own roxxer!

    koncker these are leans pal! LEANS! I have half a clue but I am NOT A SHARP!

    koncker JESUS MAN LET'S GET THIS ONE BUT I AM NO LOSING STREAK SAVIOUR PAL!
    Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Total
    Win/Loss -489.70 -514.91
    add in over 600 lost Sunday
    My usual thinking here is HOW THE FUK IS JOHAN ONLY 130-135 vs an 0-5 7era slob at home an it's an auto no bet/////but I need help Im turning to you if you let me down you lose a finger

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    that should show mon-tues loss it push the day over some how

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    Great stuff peter, thats pretty true with all the casinos in the islands as well. I love this show, I hope this will be a steady fixture here no matter what the record ends up being. I would like some shows in the future on costa rica nightlife and restaurants, and some cool places to shop, your glasses are getting cooler with every post. You are probably already looking through the hammacher schlemmer catalog for something to spend your mets winnings on. We need this kind of confidence with girls and wagers on here.

    I am getting to the point like you were in the beginning, every time I make a play I am praying for some sort of stoppage, like rain or even the killer bees that stopped that spring training game in 2005 and the houston game in 2009. I was just hoping Peer would retire in tennis against Azarenka, in baseball teams cant just quit though.

    In T ball and little league baseball when I was growing up they had a "mercy rule" or "slaughter rule" that would end games to prevent teams being further humiliated, usually my teams benefited from this cowardice. I used to just take my ball and go home when I was losing, especially when I was playing girls in softball, sometime you just got be a man and quit.

    You dont like detroit facing the twins? The twins should be facing relegation like they have in soccer in europe, maybe to triple A.


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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Carper I would shoot myself before I would take a full game number on Santana. The dude is on a short leash for the rest of his career with pitch count and now you have factored the fukkin lousy Mets pen into your wager.

    Always, always. always look at the difference between the derivative and the fukkin full game bet. Tells the fukkin story every time brother.

    I don't want to have to tell you again!!!
    mother....F*CKER!!

    you are fukin right

    JESUS FUKIN CHRIST HERE WE FUKIN GO AGAIN!!!

    praying for a fukin rainout or pitching change

    i cannot fukin deal with this sh*t

    yeah i was thinking just the ff but i like to try to give full game lines whenever possible, I was like fuk it I'll just give mets full game

    and if leake gets shelled then fukin the RL should be the play

    mets ml is fukin square as hell, thats why the lines are what they are and have moved as they have moved

    fuk me

    fuk

    i want a pitching change or rainout

    anyone who tails me is a fukin square

    billysink YOU ARE FUKIN SPOT ON here, full game number on Santana is fukin STUPID AS HELL and taking a ML full game line is PARTICULARLY stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    Mets -127 against a horrific pitcher in Leake doesn't make sense.

    Should be -140 and climbing by now. Instead it's -127 and dropping.
    See post 20/21

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Just kidding bro and quit being so fukkin nervous. And don't go looking at the numbers for the relief pitchers against the Reds either. They for the most part outside of Parnell will not make you feel any better here. Mets spot lefty Byrdak can't for the fukkin life of him get Votto or Bruce out.
    no you are fukin right

    billysink i cannot stop being so nervous

    i should look closer at bullpens too

    fuk me

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    See post 20/21
    exactly

    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    thats why the lines are what they are and have moved as they have moved

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    Smoke a fukkin bowl Losh. It ain't over till it is. Don't let an old fuk like me wreck your day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Smoke a fukkin bowl Losh. It ain't over till it is. Don't let an old fuk like me wreck your day.
    you are not wrecking my day, it is my fukin supersquare pick that is wrecking my day

    ignorance is not bliss in gambling, in gambling, ignorance can be bliss for a few hours, but then, at the end of the game, ignorance roars an horrific hell, a terrific clamor of bankroll obliteration

    i do not run away from truth

    if you made a BS argument against my pick I would be like whatever
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    The mets pen is ok if they use the right guys
    Fatcisco suks he shouldnt close
    Raush is a solid set up guy let Bobby 100's close he learned to pitch this yr
    he doesnt just throw to bust 100 any more he stays in the 95 range with more control
    Mets pen is ok we just need to dump Acosta who is a rat Fatcisco who suks and Badtista (last game was a miracle)
    the rest are ok
    Mets have 4 guys n the minors that will be up soon
    Wheeler who we got from the Brewers is in AA but solid kids 21 and will be ready soon
    Harvey brings heat and is really getting his walks down 23yrs old AAA and ready soon
    Familia big kid 6'4'' 230 throws smoke they sent him up to AAA he had 2 bad starts but 5 good ones in a row no I think he is the closest but his walks
    Medjia off Tommy John was once Mets top prospect he is back 1st game last week was a rehab start he did ok 'I think the mets bring him up before he breaks down again he is a Dominacan Roid baby

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    Johan is a horse we got this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna bust the slide

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    you are not wrecking my day, it is my fukin supersquare pick that is wrecking my day

    i do not run away from truth

    if you made a BS argument against my pick I would be like whatever
    Well on the bright side you have been doing a real good job here. Enjoy the threads and vids. Good start.

    Good luck tonight.

    I grabbed the Rockies/DBacks total last night at +109 and bought the other side of that for +107 this aft. Pay for a few more good cigars and a nice brandy. No pressure there pal.

    Have a good one.

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    I like Loshak, seems like a smart fuggin guy. Is that the SBR war room in the back?

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    on it with you Loshaq!

    Leake is a BAD pitcher who will soon be out of the rotation, so this is a chance to nail that fukker while you still can

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