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    daneblazer
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    Strasburg bad start explained

    Stephen Stasburg was bothered by stray Hot Stuff in his groin during Tuesday's loss to the Padres.

    Hot Stuff is an analgesic ointment like Icy-Hot that is often used as a muscle-loosener. But it can also be quite painful when applied to ... more sensitive skin. "I can’t really tell you what the problem was, but some Hot Stuff got misplaced," manager Davey Johnson said. "It was on his shoulder and evidently – I don’t know how it got to where it got, but it was uncomfortable, to say the least." Strasburg allowed four runs in four innings.



    Ive heard it all now

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    Its always embarrassing when the Padres have offensive success vs you.

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    man that sucked


    I had Washington -191

    First inning wasn't all his fault. Clueless outfielders.

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    Equipment guy had the FAT Dog SD Padres

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    you have to be perfect in your mechanics as a pitcher. one little degree off will send a normally great pitch, to a bad pitch driven in the hole.

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    wtf was he doing before the game? jerking off with hot stuff? i ain't gonna judge, you gotta do what you gotta do...

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    hot stuff is the shit

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    Excuses excuses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    wtf was he doing before the game? jerking off with hot stuff? i ain't gonna judge, you gotta do what you gotta do...
    Sounds like the trainer was giving out happy endings...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    Sounds like the trainer was giving out happy endings...
    Whatever it takes to keep the players happy.

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    thats y big favs r off my list..rangers getting whacked too

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Stephen Stasburg was bothered by stray Brahmahbull in his groin during Tuesday's loss to the Padres.

    Brahmahbull is an analgesic ointment like Icy-Hot that is often used as a muscle-loosener. But it can also be quite painful when applied to ... more sensitive skin. "I can’t really tell you what the problem was, but some Brahmahbull got misplaced," manager Davey Johnson said. "It was on his shoulder and evidently – I don’t know how it got to where it got, but it was uncomfortable, to say the least." Strasburg allowed four runs in four innings.



    Ive heard it all now
    Fixed......

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    i read a report that hamels put the icy hot in his jock citing it was just an old school baseball move.
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    was this from the onion?

    is this fake life?

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    haha i saw this isht...sounds like old locker room pranks back in high school and college..feel his, ah-hem...'pain'

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    Did anybody watch the game? Was he grabbing his crotch a lot?

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    Someone pulled a prank on him and stuck the icy hot in his jock

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    some hot stuff got misplaced?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Did anybody watch the game? Was he grabbing his crotch a lot?
    Do you mean anymore than the avg guy/baseball player?

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    yet another fukkin overhyped player. a real player woulda sucked it up and admitted defeat. him and bryce harper prolly sit and jerk each other off thinkin they are "hot stuff"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Did anybody watch the game? Was he grabbing his crotch a lot?
    I did and didn't notice anything.

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    they put the hot stuff on his bat yesterday!!!!!

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