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    Brock Landers
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    Had an awesome Job interview today

    They called me from HR like 3 hours after my interview for permission to call my references.

    I take that as a good sign they must be very interested.

    University of Illinois work here i come!

    Will work directly across the street from the Assembly hall.

    Killer Benefits too!

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    Stallion
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    good work!!!

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    aye....you're gonna work for illinois.....wow..

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    Custodial services?

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    or until someone calls and has them check out this site, dumbass

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    minet123
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    Brock how many "haters" do you have in forumville
    remember the "I beat the bank fiasco"
    I can not believe you are this careless
    suggestion edit out the info

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    King Mayan
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    Unreal brock

    Listen to minet.

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    what job?

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    Brock can get us inside info on Illini Sports

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    he just blew it by posting it on here

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    McDonald's on campus?



    Interviewer:
    Says here, Brock, that you enjoy sports and thus will get along with the student body and college sports environment!

    Brock:
    YES, SIR!!!

    Interviewer: Well, Brock, it looks like you'd be great for the job. But.... uh .... (drawing close to Brock across the desk and talking in a whispering tone)... Listen Brock, my son attends this university and he's got a bit of a gambling problem. He's a poster at SBR...

    Brock:
    (His eyes lighting up) YES, SIR!!! I've posted many rubberband plays. All winners. (Rubbing his hands together like an Indian trying to start a fire) You got any plays for tonite???!!!

    Interviewer:
    Uh, listen Brock. The job is yours. Just remember: 'Would you like fries with that?' or 'How about supersizing that combo?' These are the key phrases here at the U of I McDonald's. And, Brock, stealing cheeseburgers and trying to wager them to pay rent or exchange for rent with the landlord... that is NOT allowed!!!

    Brock:
    (looking up from his Iphone) What? What was that? Fukking 5 runs in the first inning. There goes my fukking Under!!!
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    Just stop, no more of you getting anything than ttwarior going out tonight.....

    Nice try though

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    I hope they dont call pizza hut then they will know about the gambling.

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    InTheDrink
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    baskets you seem to have a lot of free time huh?

    oh by the way...tl;dr

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    Good News... Congrats

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    lol

    what does "l;dr" mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post


    he just blew it by posting it on here
    I bet 3+ posters/Brock Haters have already called the university.

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    Good luck Brock.

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    Paging Scotty Rose...

    Jesus Brock

    Hope you get it

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    don't talk about how you have the job until you sign the papers brock...you will landers yourself.


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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    don't talk about how you have the job until you sign the papers brock...you will landers yourself.

    Or brock himself

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    don't talk about how you have the job until you sign the papers brock...you will landers yourself.



    burial

    -300 he never hears from them again

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    there goes some poor kid's tuition money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Paging Scotty Rose...

    Jesus Brock

    Hope you get it
    This.

    Get a clue man.

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    University drug studies engineer....he is in a test group for a new drug to reduce man boob fat....pray for the placebo Brock!

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    I can't imagine working at a university. Way too much good pussy to distract.

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    Only Brock would do this.


    Surely he has posted his real name online before too?

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    Better hope Nina doesn't read this thread.

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    Did you fade the credit check?

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    Brock, please don't give out your personal business on the forum. You know what happened last time. You can't trust anyone on this board and I would never tell anyone on this forum anything personal...Brock, get a grip buddy!!

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    Cory B. Trizots will be handling this case once Brock files a complain against the poster who will ruin the job opportunity for him..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post

    I bet 3+ posters/Brock Haters have already called the university.

    same ones who called the Credit Union

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Brock, please don't give out your personal business on the forum. You know what happened last time. You can't trust anyone on this board and I would never tell anyone on this forum anything personal...Brock, get a grip buddy!!
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    Across the street from Assembly Hall? Isn't that a cow pasture? Smells like it.

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