1. 05-01-12 09:44 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE View Post
    so whats his name?
    Her name is Yocheved




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  2. 05-01-12 09:47 PM #37
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    pics or its never gonna happen
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  3. 05-01-12 09:48 PM #38
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    we wanna see stockings
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  4. 05-01-12 09:51 PM #39
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    Hope the bride is prepared for fat rails and limp dick.
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  5. 05-01-12 09:54 PM #40
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    Homies, keep your negative comments to yourselves.


    This is a happy occasion.
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  6. 05-01-12 09:55 PM #41
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    Will Jesus turn water into wine or GHB?
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  7. 05-01-12 10:02 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Homies, keep your negative comments to yourselves.


    This is a happy occasion.
    1. It's most likely bullshit

    2. This guy doesn't deserve respect with how he's behaved on this board the past few months.
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  8. 05-01-12 10:04 PM #43
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    Some guys jealous Illini getting married

    Why??
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  9. 05-01-12 10:14 PM #44
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    orale illinois!...congratulations guey your girl is sur por vida now...will pm mendoza regarding the bachelor party and contact the consulate in ashdod about parlaying a few ace hookers...not sure about the weed though ese i think they cut your fingers off for burning trees over there...don't worry about a thing carnal got you covered hommes.

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  10. 05-01-12 10:15 PM #45
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    Congrats Illini! Happy for ya pal
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  11. 05-02-12 12:04 AM #46
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    Congrats Illini!

    Cruzing Vato broke the news to me last night over a couple cervezas.

    Going to purchase my plane ticket within the week.

    You know how much I love the Jewish girls. Ever since I converted to orthodox judaism, life has been glorious. I am hoping to find a girl over there as well. My children must be brought into this world by a true Jewish girl.
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  12. 05-02-12 12:17 AM #47
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    I hate to point out the obvious but where the fukk is Cruzin Vato?????


    Congrats Brother. 805 por vida

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  13. 05-02-12 12:20 AM #48
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    this is the best jjgold traffic story i have seen in a while.

    nice job JJ
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  14. 05-02-12 01:15 AM #49
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    [QUOTE=flyingillini;14622344]Her name is Yocheved
    QUOTE]

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Flying Illini~
    I was pleasantly surprised when I saw your
    engagement notice in the Isreali tennis thread.

    Big congatulations to you and your
    new bride.

    May G-d bless
    and
    Mozel Tov!!!!
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  15. 05-02-12 01:16 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some guys jealous Illini getting married

    Why??
    Most on here aren't having regular sex, including myself.

    We are jealous, jj
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  16. 05-02-12 01:27 AM #51
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    pay for my flight from san diego to vegas and I'll buy you some breakfast chief
    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'd love to pay for you & your new bride to fly back over for the Bash.
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  17. 05-02-12 09:31 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I hate to point out the obvious but where the fukk is Cruzin Vato?????


    Congrats Brother. 805 por vida

    MorfusXIII
    cruzer check in guey this is a joyous occasion for all latinos, jews, israelis, stoners, ravers, gamblers and power exchangers!
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  18. 05-02-12 09:52 AM #53
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  19. 05-02-12 09:55 AM #54
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    Illini before you marry this broad, this song might change your mind. Best song of all time. Message is on point. Broads are tricks. JJgold air guitars every night to this song realizing he's dodged the bullet and will never be a slave to a woman.
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  20. 05-02-12 01:28 PM #55
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    I am driving right now and there are rockets being fired and hearing explosions, this is some scary shit right now... All the power is out and can barely see the streets...
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  21. 05-02-12 01:31 PM #56
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    [QUOTE=19th Hole;14624616]
    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Her name is Yocheved
    QUOTE]

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    Flying Illini~
    I was pleasantly surprised when I saw your
    engagement notice in the Isreali tennis thread.

    Big congatulations to you and your
    new bride.

    May G-d bless
    and
    Mozel Tov!!!!

    May G*d Bless you as well... L'chaim! I don't know what's going on right now.. Can't get any radio signals on the radio here and parts of the internet are down....I have a 4 hour drive ahead of me...I see rockets overhead....It took me an hour to get to this site....I can't get on my gmail and cellcom is down at the moment.
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  22. 05-02-12 02:54 PM #57
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    [QUOTE=flyingillini;14628672]
    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post


    May G*d Bless you as well... L'chaim! I don't know what's going on right now.. Can't get any radio signals on the radio here and parts of the internet are down....I have a 4 hour drive ahead of me...I see rockets overhead....It took me an hour to get to this site....I can't get on my gmail and cellcom is down at the moment.
    Sounds like you're driving through a man made sh!t storm...
    Take 3 Owsley double domes, forearmed sized double rail and
    wash it down with a few slugs of JW Blue.....
    If that doesn't pull you through then duck and cover until the flares turn to
    rainbows.
    It will be peaches and cream at journeys end!
    Go in peace my friend and tell them you were sent by Jerry's Kids
    to do good deeds in their name.

    Nothing can stop the boda.
    Shalom and Pax!
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  23. 05-03-12 12:40 AM #58
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    there was a comment about your girl being jewish, of course she is, the Jewish fiqured this marraige thing a long time ago . I am a believer of blacks should marry blacks whites marry whites Italians marry Italians Irish with Irish. I truely believe their would be fewer divorces and many more happy people. I must say I would be the first to protect a black if he was being picked on because of his color or a jew because of his believes, I also am wise enough to state love doesn't think that way.
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  24. 05-03-12 12:50 AM #59
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    Mazel Tov illini.
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  25. 05-03-12 01:26 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Hope the bride is prepared for fat rails and limp dick.
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  26. 05-03-12 03:43 AM #61
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    Illini. Don't do it. Remember when I almost got married a couple years ago?
    Remember the chick I brought to the 1st SBR bash?

    Get out while you can. All you need is lupe
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  27. 05-03-12 04:05 AM #62
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    IWYM, thanks for the advice but I found the girl of my dreams... A very hot Israeli gir!! with a fantastic supportive family!!!!
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  28. 05-03-12 04:14 AM #63
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    congrats illini,you are a good guy,you deserve it
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  29. 05-03-12 04:19 AM #64
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    Congratulations, Illini, on your upcoming marriage. May G-d Bless you and your future wife. Mazal Tov, Le Chaim, and whatever other good wishes I can send to you. I would love to visit Israel and present a nice gift to you both. May your marriage be successful and may Hashem bless you both with many children. I always enjoy your posts. Stay well my friend and keep your closeness to Judaism and teach your children of the great heritage they possess. As it says in the Bible, All the nations of the earth belong to the Lord, but G-d's special portion is Israel.
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  30. 05-03-12 01:04 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo Bello View Post
    Congratulations, Illini, on your upcoming marriage. May G-d Bless you and your future wife. Mazal Tov, Le Chaim, and whatever other good wishes I can send to you. I would love to visit Israel and present a nice gift to you both. May your marriage be successful and may Hashem bless you both with many children. I always enjoy your posts. Stay well my friend and keep your closeness to Judaism and teach your children of the great heritage they possess. As it says in the Bible, All the nations of the earth belong to the Lord, but G-d's special portion is Israel.

    You get it and I appreciate you spelling G*d without the middle letter in G*d... It's very offensive when I see it used... You know the deal and understand what's going on. Never been happier in my life..Preparing all the plans and all of my family and close friends just got their plane tickets... It's going to be the best time of our lives. Thanks for the great wishes. May G*d Bless you!!
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  31. 05-03-12 09:05 PM #66
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    ese illini may Yocheved cradle you like a toddler in need tonite...will sonny vega be attending the wedding guey?...bbd sends regrets but

    will not be leaving the country in accordance with federal law and they took his passport during the raid...illinois you are a hero to all who

    know you without you most of us would not be here carnal...let them hear the church bells from ashdod to tel aviv!...orale from haifa to santa

    bruta!...from costa rica to newark!
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  32. 05-03-12 09:29 PM #67
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    Odds Illini divorced in 3 years is -150 although in a Jewish marriage the man is allowed to cheat

    The woman just wants a provider and Illini is that
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  33. 05-03-12 11:36 PM #68
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    They say divorce is 50%. So by my bad math one of you will get a divorce!
    ...You'll nee dit!
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  34. 08-04-12 07:44 AM #69
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    unreal
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  35. 08-04-12 07:50 AM #70
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    forgot about this one nice smokey!

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