Hi Blondie, me again. It's drizzling outside the window of my little castle. In the distance I can hear the whooping sirens of those charged with protecting us and a man across the street with a paper bag just stumbled, probably stunned by the beauty of our brand new landfill.
Ah, I declare I am awestruck by the beauty of nature's miracles, scurrying hither and yon across my yellowing laminated floor and it appears they have brought friends in the form of roaches and assorted vermin.
I shall now shower in my finest cologne and begin the day. Spring time is truly a joyous rebirth for all of God's creatures.