1. 04-18-12 08:29 AM #1
    jjgold
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    1st Day As A Landscaper: Corbin Lawn Care Services

    How hard could it be???

    Right now just have hedge cutter, lawn mower, leave blower and edger, plastic bags, a few rakes, gloves, gasoline, oil

    Using my van and basically just went to staples and had a big poster made and put on side of van

    Services as of today

    Basic Cut $30............50x100 foot lots which are the norm here
    Trimming $30 extra


    Will see how it goes and maybe then get into planting small shrubs, bushes, flowers

    I have 7 customers from area..no advertising as of now although might get HS kid to make me fliers on computer and deliver

    Wish me luck................will not be posting as much today as I have to cut all these fukkin lawns
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  2. 04-18-12 08:30 AM #2
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    Kenny and Russ protege mowing lawns like any "day worker" you can find in front of home depot
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  3. 04-18-12 08:31 AM #3
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    if you can't even fertilize your own head then why would someone trust you with their lawn?
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  4. 04-18-12 08:33 AM #4
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    Atleast we know you'd be willing to do this and take one to reimburse after a shitty job. Everyone's a winner
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  5. 04-18-12 08:55 AM #5
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    Good idea mike. I bet you can make 3k a week with advertising
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  6. 04-18-12 09:09 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    Good idea mike. I bet you can make 3k a week with advertising
    I bet he can't. especially if he's going to be raking the grass clippings and bagging them.

    unless he has a riding mower, which I doubt, (probably a 20in push mower.) he'll spend an hour on each lawn easily. He's looking at an 8-10 hour day. plus all that walking. good thing he has the rest of the week off.
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  7. 04-18-12 09:11 AM #7
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    if it was that easy everyone would be doing it.
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  8. 04-18-12 09:11 AM #8
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    first shift jj is starting to annoy me

    oh, and SALOON THIS SHIT
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  9. 04-18-12 09:11 AM #9
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    I'd hire ya. Come to Minny, I'll pay double.
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  10. 04-18-12 09:15 AM #10
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    30 a lawn pretty steep to start. You should include the edging until this gig takes off.
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  11. 04-18-12 09:18 AM #11
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    Hire her.


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  12. 04-18-12 09:19 AM #12
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    Good to see you try to make an honest living JJ.

    Enough with that "trying to get in the mafia" bullshit.
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  13. 04-18-12 09:31 AM #13
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    At site

    This shit hard

    Sneezing like a mother fukker

    Eyes shot

    Later
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  14. 04-18-12 09:34 AM #14
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    Do you wear rug while moving lawn? Please advise.
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  15. 04-18-12 09:37 AM #15
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    all those forclosed houses need their lawn trimmed too....bank who owns the joint pays for that.
    figure it out....
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  16. 04-18-12 09:58 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    all those forclosed houses need their lawn trimmed too....bank who owns the joint pays for that.
    figure it out....
    This, JJ I know high end national bank exec's. Could pull strings for ya..
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  17. 04-18-12 09:58 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    Do you wear rug while moving lawn? Please advise.
    Also interested..
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  18. 04-18-12 10:17 AM #18
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    Now you're all set up for the bottles and cans idea as well.
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  19. 04-18-12 10:20 AM #19
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    ya if i were you I'd hire a bunch of hot young chicks to do it in a bikini and you would get some serious customers.
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  20. 04-18-12 10:21 AM #20
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    It's easy money, JJ. You'll have all those loans paid off in no time.
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  21. 04-18-12 10:24 AM #21
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    Isn't that the same van (full of outdated video equipment) you used as collateral during last season's NBA finals?
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  22. 04-18-12 10:33 AM #22
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    You're not fooling anyone Coach...............you haven't mowed any lawn in years.
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  23. 04-18-12 10:44 AM #23
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    Im the perfect man for this job..

    Ill work for you Corbin, all i need is a 18 pack of tecates and lets start mowing.
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  24. 04-18-12 11:19 AM #24
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    Brokedikk fukk
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  25. 04-18-12 12:07 PM #25
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    Lunch break
    Sandwich
    Soda

    Sweating my balls off

    This sucks rooster
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  26. 04-19-12 06:44 AM #26
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    Blood money
    Day 2

    no accounts

    now what?
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  27. 04-19-12 06:54 AM #27
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    How many jobs today?
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  28. 04-19-12 07:11 AM #28
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    All the posters are very proud of you Corbin

    keep up the hard work ...............................

    listen to opie and wager on the rangers ......................
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  29. 04-19-12 07:24 AM #29
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    Anyone that has you do their landscaping is a fukkin idiot...

    Their would be patches of uneven grass

    Dead flowers and shrubs cut in half

    cigarette butts all over lawn

    Pass
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  30. 04-19-12 07:53 AM #30
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    hire some day working mexicans and pay them $5 a lawn pocket $25
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  31. 04-19-12 08:02 AM #31
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    I guess I am off today since no work

    I did the 7 lawns yesterday

    This aint bad man
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  32. 04-19-12 08:07 AM #32
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    being outdoors..... listening to music.

    there are worse ways to make a buck.
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  33. 04-19-12 08:13 AM #33
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    Go to the track and blow the 7 lawns today
    After your broke go to the mens room and service guys in the stalls
    your mouth is big enough
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  34. 04-19-12 09:09 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I guess I am off today since no work

    I did the 7 lawns yesterday

    This aint bad man
    Bottles and cans, bottles and cans!
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  35. 04-19-12 09:37 AM #35
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    The debris and cut grass will get on your rug, JJ. You'll be standing on the lawn, scratching your head like a fukking prick all day, you goofball! Get back in the mafia.....easier work for an old man like you!
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