1. 03-19-12 07:48 PM #1
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    BREAKING NEWS: Deuce just registered for the Bash!!

    HOLY FUKK!! This is big, boys. Deuce just registered for him & one guest at the 2012 SBR Bash in Las Vegas.

    Can you believe it?? Will this fat fukk finally show his face to all of us??

    Dax - get us a line for the epic pie eating contest between these two fukks.....

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  2. 03-19-12 07:50 PM #2
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    Get the buffet ready!
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  3. 03-19-12 07:56 PM #3
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  4. 03-19-12 08:59 PM #4
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    im still waiting on cost of plane ticket and how or where i get it, havent been on a plane in 25 years
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  5. 03-19-12 09:01 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    im still waiting on cost of plane tickets and how or where i get it, havent been on a plane in 25 years
    fixed.

    you will need more than one.
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  6. 03-19-12 09:54 PM #6
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    I will take Deuce and TTwarrior against the field in any eating contest at the bash
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  7. 03-19-12 09:58 PM #7
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    Holy fukk... If I go I will be flying out of Detroit too and will end up on same plane. His weight could bring down plane. Not sure if I should still go now
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  8. 03-19-12 10:01 PM #8
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    i would be more concerned about the tranny population in vegas, damn they are going to have sore asses when he leaves town
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  9. 03-19-12 10:05 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    im still waiting on cost of plane ticket and how or where i get it, havent been on a plane in 25 years
    I think I found your solution

    http://www.heavy-weight.com/usa/services.htm
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  10. 03-19-12 10:05 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    I will take Deuce and TTwarrior against the field in any eating contest at the bash
    SBR should put up 10K

    and have a eating contest
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  11. 03-19-12 10:06 PM #11
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    In talks with jj he is trying to tell me to stay home. Needs numbers apparently.
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  12. 03-19-12 10:10 PM #12
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    Deuce will not be going

    We programmed a BOT to sign him up
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  13. 03-19-12 10:11 PM #13
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    Is JJ going??
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  14. 03-19-12 10:12 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    In talks with jj he is trying to tell me to stay home. Needs numbers apparently.
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  15. 03-19-12 10:13 PM #15
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    Deuce Boyd is a legend amongst the Las Vegas competitive eating community.
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  16. 03-19-12 10:49 PM #16
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    dopeygina is a such a *** guzzler

    i guess thats how ur skin n teeth are so vibrant
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  17. 03-19-12 10:53 PM #17
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    Deuce will eat all of the food
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  18. 03-19-12 10:55 PM #18
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    The average weight of a poster at the bash just went up 27 lbs unfukkinreal.
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  19. 03-19-12 11:06 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Holy fukk... If I go I will be flying out of Detroit too and will end up on same plane. His weight could bring down plane. Not sure if I should still go now

    Most airlines use 180 pounds as the average weight of the passengers for weight and balance purposes.

    You might want to inform the pilots that "deuce" is on board so they can make some adjustments.
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  20. 03-19-12 11:18 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    dopeygina is a such a *** guzzler

    i guess thats how ur skin n teeth are so vibrant
    Wow! What a great analogy, One Smelly Indian. Thanks for checking in.

    Along this same line of thinking.....I wonder why your acne scarred skin & teeth appear so brown??

    Feces perhaps? I think so.

    Anyways...always good to hear from you One Smelly Indian. All the best!
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  21. 03-19-12 11:22 PM #21
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    i can explain the acne pally, u see when i fuk middle aged rich white women i tend to get sweaty and it clogs up my pores and for the brown teeth i told ur wife not to go ass 2 mouth with me, dont worry though i thought her a lesson she will never disrespect again
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Most airlines use 180 pounds as the average weight of the passengers for weight and balance purposes.

    You might want to inform the pilots that "deuce" is on board so they can make some adjustments.
    thanks for the info


    I don't want to die because of some fat fukk

    no way am I on that plane if deuce is on
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  23. 03-19-12 11:27 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post

    i can explain the acne pally, u see when i fuk middle aged rich white women i tend to get sweaty and it clogs up my pores and for the brown teeth i told ur wife not to go ass 2 mouth with me, dont worry though i thought her a lesson she will never disrespect again
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  24. 03-19-12 11:35 PM #24
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    is that guy also banging ur wife too?

    thats about the only thing we have in common



    nothing like cleaning ur teeth with jizz eh ?
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  25. 03-19-12 11:43 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    WTF OneTrickCamel.......looks like somebody put out a fire on your face with an ice pick. I honestly feel sorry for you pal.
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  26. 03-19-12 11:43 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    is that guy also banging ur wife too?

    thats about the only thing we have in common



    nothing like cleaning ur teeth with jizz eh ?




    Shouldn't this thread be about how fat Deuce is
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  27. 03-19-12 11:57 PM #27
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    I came here for the fat jokes
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  28. 03-20-12 12:05 AM #28
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    Deuce is pretty fat.

    Not as fat as mug though
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  29. 03-20-12 12:25 AM #29
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    I think he has registered for every bash. Guaranteed no show.
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  30. 03-20-12 12:27 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    im still waiting on cost of plane ticket and how or where i get it, havent been on a plane in 25 years
    Go to orbitz, type in the destination and date and then multiply whatever it says by 2 because they will force you to buy two tickets.

    There is nothing more frustrating in life than getting on a plane, sitting down in your seat, and then seeing someone like ttwarrior marching towards you acting like he can fit in a plane seat.
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  31. 03-20-12 02:06 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    I came here for the fat jokes
    LOL, this!
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  32. 03-20-12 05:07 AM #32
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    Great Thread....I really liked it.
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  33. 03-20-12 08:18 AM #33
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    hmmm scale says 221.5 fuk.(maybe its mostly muscle and I dont need a fuggin diet???)

    OK, gonna try to lose 16.5 lbs and weigh in at the bash at 205. Anyone want to drop 15+ with me???
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  34. 03-20-12 08:22 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    hmmm scale says 221.5 fuk.(maybe its mostly muscle and I dont need a fuggin diet???)

    OK, gonna try to lose 16.5 lbs and weigh in at the bash at 205. Anyone want to drop 15+ with me???

    you should do a biggest loser contest for the bash. entrants have to do a video showing themselves on a scale by a certain date, and then a certain time you can have a weigh in at the bash (earlier the better) and the largest % of weight dropped gets a prize.

    might be a fun way to get extra motivation for some of you guys
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  35. 03-20-12 08:27 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    hmmm scale says 221.5 fuk.(maybe its mostly muscle and I dont need a fuggin diet???)

    OK, gonna try to lose 16.5 lbs and weigh in at the bash at 205. Anyone want to drop 15+ with me???
    I'm just a tick before 190. I plan on being 175 by August. Let's do this John!
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