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    InTheDrink
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    Steve Nash is a pretty ugly guy

    Everyone bagged on Sam Cassell looking like an alien but Steve Nash ain't that far off and no one ever calls him out on it.

    Just saw his dove commercial and he looked like a fukkin spaceman

    Lazy eye, fukked up hair, weird face, British looking teeth lol great player, seems like a good guy but looks like a fukkin hobo

    (sorry poster stevenash)


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    ha ha.

    spot on

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    at least he's stopped licking his fingers between dribbles, though


    remember that?

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    His beak is fukked up

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    Has there ever been a good looking white guy that was a GREAT basketball player? I'm sure there has... but I can't think of any. When I think of great white basketball players the first guy that comes to my mind is Larry Bird. He makes Steve Nash look like Brad Pitt. Look at the picture below... one of these guys is expected to look bad because of what he has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Has there ever been a good looking white guy that was a GREAT basketball player? I'm sure there has... but I can't think of any. When I think of great white basketball players the first guy that comes to my mind is Larry Bird. He makes Steve Nash look like Brad Pitt. Look at the picture below... one of these guys is expected to look bad because of what he has.
    Bird's beak is also fukked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Has there ever been a good looking white guy that was a GREAT basketball player?
    Great white hope (no homo)


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    He looks ight, i wouldnt say hes ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    (sorry poster stevenash)


    lol

    He's doing 10 mil + this year and made over 100 mil in his career playing a kids game.
    I think he can look himself in the mirror.

    He's my favorite player, but yeah, he's not GQ material

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Has there ever been a good looking white guy that was a GREAT basketball player? I'm sure there has... but I can't think of any. When I think of great white basketball players the first guy that comes to my mind is Larry Bird. He makes Steve Nash look like Brad Pitt. Look at the picture below... one of these guys is expected to look bad because of what he has.
    what is that? Big Bird meets the Chocolate Cookie Monster?

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    He's not bad, but none of that matters because he's one of the coolest mofo's walking the planet.

    Who wouldn't trade places with him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurginobili View Post
    He's not bad, but none of that matters because he's one of the coolest mofo's walking the planet.

    Who wouldn't trade places with him?
    maybe the real father of his wife's black baby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Has there ever been a good looking white guy that was a GREAT basketball player? I'm sure there has... but I can't think of any. When I think of great white basketball players the first guy that comes to my mind is Larry Bird. He makes Steve Nash look like Brad Pitt. Look at the picture below... one of these guys is expected to look bad because of what he has.
    Dan Majerle......

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    You forgot to add... WANDERING EYE...

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    inthedrink post some pics of yourself

    I want to rate you

    thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    inthedrink post some pics of yourself

    I want to r*** you

    thanks

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    looks like kelly leak

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    Not sure I would class him as great, but white, good looking and a solid bball player.


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    Is there a reason why we are discussing who are good looking blokes???

    I mean...seriously??

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    Nash was the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt before the nba. Nobody knows this but that's the truth.

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    i don't know about you gays but i don't give a **** about what they look like as long as they could hoop it up.

    i have nothing against gays but seems like a lot of them are on sbr...

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    We try to put meaningless crap into threads that are meaningless

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    Quote Originally Posted by grizzlies1 View Post
    Not sure I would class him as great, but white, good looking and a solid bball player.

    Korver looks like a cave man... you serious? Most girls think JJ Reddick is hot but he isnt very good so I'm not sure if he counts.

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    Hockey player Ryan Smyth looks like Alf.

    BAUS

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    What about this tall drink of water
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    Nothing wrong with Nowitzki's looks...

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    Most of us are ugly

    I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most of us are ugly

    I am
    err if that's you in those videos you are not, ugly is a way too overused word..if average looking ppl are called ugly, i ignore those comments cos they are a sign of how silly our society is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monte View Post
    err if that's you in those videos you are not, ugly is a way too overused word..if average looking ppl are called ugly, i ignore those comments cos they are a sign of how silly our society is.
    Gotta look like a movie star or yer ugly.

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    great moment

    then he fuks it up with a horrific turnover

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    So to sum it up - you like him as a player, but wish he'd make himself more attractive for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    So to sum it up - you like him as a player, but wish he'd make himself more attractive for you?
    no

    what's your next guess?

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    Humphries is black COMMON
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