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    probettor1
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    Addicted to the forum, pissed wife.

    My wife just told me to choose: the forum or her. I dont know what to do, you guys love me here so much. What should I do?. I'm addicted to the forum and my chances of getting another wife being such a jerk are pretty low. Could you guys make it without me?

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    Louisvillekid1
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    after 367 posts in a few days?

    What was your previous handles?

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    science, sex, alcohol, betting, bodybuilding, diet freak, martial arts.. forgot bussiness and coffee.
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    Tough choice. Glad my mrs likes SBR.

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    he is baskets
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtt0315 View Post
    he is baskets
    Yes, I'm baskets with some brain left.

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    self immolate

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    self immolate
    Gonna miss you gauch, wife wins.

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    He is opie

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    Only 1 SBR, plenty of women to pick from. No brainer here, 1 night stands are funner anyway.
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    Never seen a non married poster start a thread like this....

    Opie, is that u??
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    Ditch the wife. Posting is serious business.

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    He is opie
    Please. This stings, Smoke. This guy is a total tool. I kick ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Never seen a non married poster start a thread like this....

    Opie, is that u??

    Cooch.....why are you always convinced I have been a ghost? I barely have the computer acumen to log in on one computer.

    I have zero desire to ever have an alternate identity in a chit-chat room filled with nerds. I'm embarrassed enough with the hours I waste on here as myself.

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    Pick sbr

    Your wife is a fukin c-unt anyhow

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    Maybe yours will die like Roxxy's and the decision will be made for you, you piece of shit.

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    seaborneq
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    there is no real pussy on sbr, just photos from Dad. Go get the wife. The degenerates will be here after all is lost and gone with the roaches and twinkies.
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    My wife has accepted the fact I like to post on SBR. I gave her a good life so she leaves me alone and I do my thing.

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    didn't probettor1 start a thread the other day about how he was leaving sbr

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    opie i know its you
    your wife needs you opie
    sbr can wait opie
    cradle the bible opie

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    Smoke 3:16

    Cradle the Bible Smokey. I released in the Bible the last time I saw one in a hotel room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEXAS MICKEY View Post
    Maybe yours will die like Roxxy's and the decision will be made for you, you piece of shit.
    Are you Alexis Texas under Texas Mickey? I just told Roxxy after saying that "he couldn't handle" it to find support in God and some pussie. I know you are OK with God, but mad with the word pussie. You rather have comfort with a dick, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hels View Post
    didn't probettor1 start a thread the other day about how he was leaving sbr
    yes, but I'm ******* addicted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Smoke 3:16

    Cradle the Bible Smokey. I released in the Bible the last time I saw one in a hotel room.
    how can you confuse a bible with your bf ass


    u fukin phaggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    how can you confuse a bible with your bf ass


    u fukin phaggot
    You probably believe in the bible, your the fukin phaggot here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Smoke 3:16

    Cradle the Bible Smokey. I released in the Bible the last time I saw one in a hotel room.
    What a classless, disrespectful comment.

    Pretty typical coming from an uneducated, trashy bartender junkie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    What a classless, disrespectful comment.

    Pretty typical coming from an uneducated, trashy bartender junkie.

    You can go fuk yourself, you pussy..you wanna put up some money that I have more education than you? You have the whole down syndrome thing going on, you and your whore of a wife...Come get some pussy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    You can go fuk yourself, you pussy..you wanna put up some money that I have more education than you? You have the whole down syndrome thing going on, you and your whore of a wife...Come get some pussy...
    Yeah....posts like this really strengthen my stance regarding your lack of education and class.

    Now run along and make sure everyone has enough beer nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Yeah....posts like this really strengthen my stance regarding your lack of education and class.

    Now run along and make sure everyone has enough beer nuts.
    You have no idea, go pro create another down syndrome looking spawn... you will get yours one day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    You have no idea, go pro create another down syndrome looking spawn... you will get yours one day...
    Those down syndrome jokes are so hurtful coming from a guy who looks like Clint Howard's identical twin.

    Please.....make a few thousand more posts telling us about Minnow, Russy, cradling a toddler, and your friendship with JJ. I doubt anyone has gotten sick of hearing about it yet!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Those down syndrome jokes are so hurtful coming from a guy who looks like Clint Howard's identical twin.

    Please.....make a few thousand more posts telling us about Minnow, Russy, cradling a toddler, and your friendship with JJ. I doubt anyone has gotten sick of hearing about it yet!!!

    You have no idea about Russy and Minnow or anything about the history of these forums. You are nothing but a piece of Texas trash...May Jesus Christ strike down on you and put you out of your misery, your wife and child deserve better than a piece of shit like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    You have no idea about Russy and Minnow or anything about the history of these forums. You are nothing but a piece of Texas trash...May Jesus Christ strike down on you and put you out of your misery, your wife and child deserve better than a piece of shit like you.
    History of the forums? Unreal. Could you be much gayer if you tried?

    Again, nice comebacks. Typical classless stuff from a drug riddled, simpleton barkeeper.

    Nice chatting with you. Now goin make sure you're not running low on malt liquor for your patrons.

    Baruch Hashem!!!

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    someone must be posting under illini or he's off his meds, way outa character

    keep pounding the keyboard though you cokerat jew

    cradle yourself like a queer in need
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    someone must be posting under illini or he's off his meds, way outa character

    keep pounding the keyboard though you cokerat jew

    cradle yourself like a queer in need
    It's me, and a Jew is the only way to be, old school Aol Chatrooms, Jews for Jesus.. Jesus is my Lord and Savior... Sunde, May Christ Bless you and I hope you cradle the bible tonight as well.. read Psalm!

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