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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post

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    Show your wife this video and say AT LEAST I'M NOT THIS GUY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Show your wife this video and say AT LEAST I'M NOT THIS GUY!
    This is so funny, the mansturbator, I tried to give you point, for some stupid reason I couldn't.

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    I showed the video to my wife and I told her I would become the mansturbator if she didnt let me get into the forum. She said: "dont laugh at that guy you idiot, You do jerk off a lot too,... asshole".

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    Quote Originally Posted by probettor1 View Post
    My wife just told me to choose: the forum or her. I dont know what to do, you guys love me here so much. What should I do?. I'm addicted to the forum and my chances of getting another wife being such a jerk are pretty low. Could you guys make it without me?
    We'll do just fine without you.

    Run along and give wifey the high hard one

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    Probettor is MIA, he must have chosen the wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    We'll do just fine without you.

    Run along and give wifey the high hard one

    I'll be around, not as much as I was before, got bored of been a jerk already. I'll be more on the handicapping area.

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    Me too (the jerk part)..'till the next time I get aled up while posting

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Me too (the jerk part)..'till the next time I get aled up while posting
    Aled up doesnt count as a jerk, unless is more than 3 per week.

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    Get a side bitch, and you will be in control.
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    I went from a mild to a severe grade of forum addiction, here are some change in my bahavior as I changed to a severe form:
    Mild: Thinking about the forum while driving/ Severe: Posting in the forum while driving.
    Mild: Checking the forum after having sex/ Severe:Checking the forum while my wife watch porn and mansturbate.
    Mild: Checking the forum occasionally while working in my job/ Severe: working occasionally while cheking the forum in my job.
    Mild: Checking the forum before and after waking up/ Severe: waking up several times at night to check the forum.
    Mild: Checking ESPN and Yahoo sports to later post main news in the forum/ Severe: Not even checking anything but the forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by probettor1 View Post
    I went from a mild to a severe grade of forum addiction, here are some change in my bahavior as I changed to a severe form:
    Mild: Thinking about the forum while driving/ Severe: Posting in the forum while driving.
    Mild: Checking the forum after having sex/ Severe:Checking the forum while my wife watch porn and mansturbate.
    Mild: Checking the forum occasionally while working in my job/ Severe: working occasionally while cheking the forum in my job.
    Mild: Checking the forum before and after waking up/ Severe: waking up several times at night to check the forum.
    Mild: Checking ESPN and Yahoo sports to later post main news in the forum/ Severe: Not even checking anything but the forum.
    Proobettor, I like your wife's style (masturbates while watching porn). Not all that common for women to do that.

    My forum addiction came to a head when I had a dream involving SBR posters. Posters whose looks I'm familiar with through pics and vids. Details are very hazy, I remembered some of it immediately after waking up, then quickly forgot most of what I remembered (this is typical of my dreams). The only lingering memory I have of that dream is Shari's legs were wrapped around me. Now her and I have had kind of a love/hate thing so I'm not sure if they were wrapped around my thighs or my neck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Proobettor, I like your wife's style (masturbates while watching porn). Not all that common for women to do that.

    My forum addiction came to a head when I had a dream involving SBR posters. Posters whose looks I'm familiar with through pics and vids. Details are very hazy, I remembered some of it immediately after waking up, then quickly forgot most of what I remembered (this is typical of my dreams). The only lingering memory I have of that dream is Shari's legs were wrapped around me. Now her and I have had kind of a love/hate thing so I'm not sure if they were wrapped around my thighs or my neck.

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