It might shut his pie hole or better yet,fuse his lips.I would make him wear a diaper in the tank too.And when he gurgles his cries of pain,I would tell him to stay posssssiiiitttivvvveeee!And when he could no longer be able to talk and broadcast games anymore,I would tell him to get an eddduuuccaattiiionnnnnnn!!!!!!!

Damn buzz word turd Dick is.