1. 03-04-12 07:43 AM #36
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    They can see you through the reverse LCD pixels in your monitor that can be used as an outgoing webcam.

    So smile nicely when you up your bet on that +11 count, and you might get away without being limited to betting 50c.

    Better still sit your 80yr old granny in front of the screen, as they dont suspect people of that age.
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  2. 03-04-12 09:34 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I played live tonight at 5dimes...

    I took my pants off midway through and exposed myself to the dealer on the third hand. His eyes got big and I immediately got disconnected.

    Tony sent me a message telling me I was banned from playing live BJ at 5d.

    So to all those that think they can't see you, fukk off. I've got proof they can.
    This is way too funny. I needed a real good laugh to start my day.
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  3. 03-04-12 09:54 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin7 View Post
    I haven't looked at 5d's game, but if they are dealing 4.5 decks out of 6, and have average rules, I need to get my programmer to work on a bot to play this game non-stop.
    Will you handle your own complaint when Tony confiscates your balance?
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  4. 03-04-12 09:54 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by brendon View Post
    It won't last long. I'm sure they have someone that monitor or a software that flags when you fluctuate your bets in correlation with the positive or negative counts. It's like when you're at a casino and you bet $25 per hand, then all of a sudden you increase to $100....the dealer would call out "check play."
    Btw...it takes 5 minutes to learn the basic of card counting. but it takes awhile to count fast and smooth with all the distractions. so, it's pretty easy for them to spot a card counter.
    LOL no man not 'check play' like theyre checking on you ..CHECKS play. when ever someone bets 100 or more the dealer is supposed to call out 'checks play'.

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    pls someone close this thread, my brain is melting
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  5. 03-04-12 09:55 AM #40
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    if you are lucky to win in the 'live casino'... don't go back!! shit is rigged somehow, guarantee it. lost 12 hands in a row and $500, couldn't believe my eyes.

    also stay away from 5dimes 'bonus' casino... lost $1100 there. won 6 out of 43 hands dealt to me. if this aint rigged, i'm f'n elvis.

    DO NOT play online casinos period. I'll stick my dick in a f'n lobster tank before I visit one again.
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  6. 03-04-12 11:18 AM #41
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    I use my chip stacks with chips placed to the left or right according to my count. this is quite obvious but its how I learned to track my count.
    Has anyone heard of a class action lawsuit when they sued a casino claiming that it was not legislated that card counting was breaking any rules?
    Might just be an urban myth.

    That guy really should have smashed something, or at least posted a vid of someone smashing something.
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  7. 03-04-12 12:23 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I played live tonight at 5dimes...

    I took my pants off midway through and exposed myself to the dealer on the third hand. His eyes got big and I immediately got disconnected.

    Tony sent me a message telling me I was banned from playing live BJ at 5d.

    So to all those that think they can't see you, fukk off. I've got proof they can.

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks
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  8. 03-04-12 12:50 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by durito View Post
    Will you handle your own complaint when Tony confiscates your balance?


    Didn't a player get stiffed for using a bot at 5dimes +ev casino??
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  9. 03-04-12 01:07 PM #44
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    Ive played on this site and I dont have a webcam. For some reason I never thought of card counting during the shoot.
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  10. 03-04-12 01:12 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kindred View Post


    Didn't a player get stiffed for using a bot at 5dimes +ev casino??

    Yep.
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  11. 03-04-12 03:36 PM #46
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    1st...they only deal about half a shoe.
    2nd...you can't surrender with an ace out because they don't even deal the 2nd dealer card until everyone makes their moves.
    3rd...you can only split aces twice (not sure about other cards)

    Shitty odds.

    Also, anyone saying they can see you when you don't have a webcam is yanking your chain or an idiot.
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  12. 03-09-12 02:31 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kindred View Post


    Didn't a player get stiffed for using a bot at 5dimes +ev casino??
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/sportsbook...4-500-usd.html
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  13. 03-09-12 03:02 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by dealer wins View Post
    They can see you through the reverse LCD pixels in your monitor that can be used as an outgoing webcam.

    So smile nicely when you up your bet on that +11 count, and you might get away without being limited to betting 50c.


    Better still sit your 80yr old granny in front of the screen, as they dont suspect people of that age.


    "reverse LCD pixels in your monitor that can be used as an outgoing webcam?" What the fuk are you smok'in?This has got to be the most dumbest fuk'in post I have ever read and man I've read a lot of them!Hey dude, press the button on your cd tray, when it opens up, vol la you've got yourself a cup holder!
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  14. 03-09-12 03:41 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    "reverse LCD pixels in your monitor that can be used as an outgoing webcam?" What the fuk are you smok'in?This has got to be the most dumbest fuk'in post I have ever read and man I've read a lot of them!Hey dude, press the button on your cd tray, when it opens up, vol la you've got yourself a cup holder!


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  15. 03-09-12 08:18 AM #50
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    thanks for the thread - good laugh to start the day.
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  16. 03-09-12 08:54 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by the kraken View Post
    i played live tonight at 5dimes...

    I took my pants off midway through and exposed myself to the dealer on the third hand. His eyes got big and i immediately got disconnected.

    Tony sent me a message telling me i was banned from playing live bj at 5d.

    So to all those that think they can't see you, fukk off. I've got proof they can.
    get a life wierdo.....EMBARASSING
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  17. 03-09-12 09:18 AM #52
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    [QUOTE=The Kraken;13987619]You think the dealer is just going to deal cards to a person they can't see?
    ]


    Of course they can see you, they have to see you. Everyone has a webcam or else they can't play live BJ.[/QUOTE
    wow dude you dummer than a box of kraker jacks
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  18. 03-09-12 09:34 AM #53
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    u dont have to have a web-cam to play
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