Ok so it's finalized...
Told my wife I am going on a spiritual retreat for that weekend and that I'm leaving Thursday night and back Monday afternoon.
Now here is the plan...
Jumping on the Greyhound bus at 11:59PM on Thursday... will get to the desert Sat 3pm. Tix only costs $110 Then I am walking str8 to the open bar and start drinking. Gonna drink all night and get a little shit eye. Saturday I will belly up to the open bar again and get a Triple Long Island and make my way to the poker table. I'll take 1st place cause I'm the shit and the money from the tourney will get me a flight back home...(no more bus) ...oh I almost forgot, I plan to wander off on foot late Saturday and grab a hooker on the way to coppin some Cocaine. I will get high all night and **** this ho and give her a couple dollars for a Sprite in the morning.
Can't wait to see all of you guys there. I'll be wearing all black with a Green Kango hat so u won't miss me.
Thanks SBR! SBR Rules!!!