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    I'm finger banging anus's

    That's what I was put on this earth to do.

    If I can't find a females to fingerbang, I'll just fingerbang my own, and that's not gay, because it's your anus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post


    Loser

    damn Bronx u really dont like this cat

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    Few complaints here coach.

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    Good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post

    damn Bronx u really dont like this cat
    Him and his girlfriend Zeta are a couple b1tches

    They like to talk on the phone while they curl there hair

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    Banged up

    Back hurts

    Soot all over my fukkin hands and face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    Him and his girlfriend Zeta are a couple b1tches

    They like to talk on the phone while they curl there hair

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    Rdy for this court crap to be over. It's really takin a toll on my life if he only gets a slap on the hand I'm going to go nuts.

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    I suck at life. But I seem to enjoy it plenty

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    Working about 58 hours a week, pay is good but stress is high. Good girl, winning in college hoops, overall I could complain but probably shouldn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Working about 58 hours a week, pay is good but stress is high. Good girl that I unknowingly share with 173, winning in college hoops, overall I could complain but probably shouldn't.
    fixed

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    Full head of hair, girlfriend that does what I tell her to, somewhat overcashed at the moment. My aquarium fish keep dying though.

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    Trust me, I am the the first one to tell you that health is everything. I have all the money I need in life and it doesn't mean a thing when my health is suffering. Things are getting better but it's a rough road.

    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    hang in there illini

    nothing worse than health issues. you can have all the money in the world but if you feel like shit it doesn't do any good, which unfortunately is the situation i am in too often also.

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    jj how much could you make panhandling on the side of raymond ave. while letting the jersey fat cats handle your 2.5 inch pan?

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    Good job good resuls in gambling. Cant complain.

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    Drunk most the time drinkin cheap vodka and pbr. Usually hitting the dive bars around my place on the weekends bringing any girl i can home for a one night stand. Then usually having to take time off work on monday to hit the clinic because it burns when i piss. Other then that lifes good haven't hit a bet in years either.
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    Money is ok. Son is 100% awesome FINALLY for those of you who saw his zoo vid. Leaving Australia very soon to head to CR.

    Kind of miss having a guy who'd smash another guy for me if need be, or even just look at me with that sappy look most of you do, but that's only on a few holiday nights. I'd rather live it than fake it. I'm actually 100% happy. Until I listen to Adele

    Love you all - hope everyone is as glorious as they should be. No real reason not to be, now is there? xo

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Money is ok. Son is 100% awesome FINALLY for those of you who saw his zoo vid. Leaving Australia very soon to head to CR. Kind of miss having a guy who'd smash another guy for me if need be, or even just look at me with that sappy look most of you do, but that's only on a few holiday nights. I'd rather live it than fake it. I'm actually 100% happy. Until I listen to Adele Love you all - hope everyone is as glorious as they should be. No real reason not to be, now is there? xo
    moving to Costa Rica from Australia? interesting. hauling the whole family there is expensive airfare. damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post

    moving to Costa Rica from Australia? interesting. hauling the whole family there is expensive airfare. damn
    Nah, it's just me and the little dude. $8k all up for business class which is ok. Better baggage allowance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Nah, it's just me and the little dude. $8k all up for business class which is ok. Better baggage allowance.


    Thoughts on Assplay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Thoughts on Assplay?
    ngates if someone were dressed as a woman and got fingerbanged would that be gay for him and/or you? how about if you didn't know it was a dude until halfway through and then just decided to finish anyway?

    trying to figure out how homophobic i am

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    could be worse. continue to be a losing gambler, sleep all day and drink all night. feel like shit but not too bad, at least I'm alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    ngates if someone were dressed as a woman and got fingerbanged would that be gay for him and/or you? how about if you didn't know it was a dude until halfway through and then just decided to finish anyway?

    trying to figure out how homophobic i am


    Only gay if you make eye contact...otherwise anything goes.

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    Gates has a way of derailing threads. I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Only gay if you make eye contact...otherwise anything goes.


    probably the funniest thing you've ever typed and that's saying a lot

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    About a. 6/10. Lost my job and totaled my car in January. Financially im great, Unemployed but making $1800 a month cash on unemployment plus a cash job under the table. Comming off of a high paying job and back in school this summer. Never figured out what interested me in life i just did stuff that paid the bills. Now that im going back to school i'll fill miserable.*

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    fill miserable?

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    can you save California, EndTimes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    fill miserable?
    On phone + auto correct = fill instead of feel.

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    ha ha. I'm not easily fooled like your California teachers

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    can you save California, EndTimes?
    Nope nor do i want too. Trying to get a state job now which is basically like unemployment( doing nothing). My buddy prints templates for licensing and makes $3400 a month. This is basically a entry level position to boot.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Money is ok. Son is 100% awesome FINALLY for those of you who saw his zoo vid. Leaving Australia very soon to head to CR.

    Kind of miss having a guy who'd smash another guy for me if need be, or even just look at me with that sappy look most of you do, but that's only on a few holiday nights. I'd rather live it than fake it. I'm actually 100% happy. Until I listen to Adele

    Love you all - hope everyone is as glorious as they should be. No real reason not to be, now is there? xo
    shari, you like the protective type kinda guy?
    do most girls but they just dont wna admit it?

    curious

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatommack View Post
    Rdy for this court crap to be over. It's really takin a toll on my life if he only gets a slap on the hand I'm going to go nuts.
    i would already be in jail for homicide if i was in your shoes boss...you are a better man...best of luck with everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Money is ok. Son is 100% awesome FINALLY for those of you who saw his zoo vid. Leaving Australia very soon to head to CR.

    Kind of miss having a guy who'd smash another guy for me if need be, or even just look at me with that sappy look most of you do, but that's only on a few holiday nights. I'd rather live it than fake it. I'm actually 100% happy. Until I listen to Adele

    Love you all - hope everyone is as glorious as they should be. No real reason not to be, now is there? xo
    you are such a good mom Shari

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    nervous/anxious.

    gonna make the big move cross country to start fresh.

    but i'll have my bff at my side.

    she is my rock.

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