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    mh217
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    almost smashed the phone during v day dinner...

    so there i am having a nice dinner with my gf at some cozy romantic restaurant..blah blah blah..anyways i had a 500 parlay going with raptors ml and under and 2nd half fla...thought i was home free..but bam i watch the updates on the phone and i see the the gamecast with the Lin 3 with .9 secs..so im pretty disgusted..i didnt lose my cool though..i just smiled and i remarked to my chic hey that rooster_eater lin got lucky again, she knows i gamble...of course the dude at the next table hears me and is like really and i tell him what happened..blah blah..he's like yea man way to go knicks..me of course im seething inside..anyways i shake it off cause i had one bullet left in the arsenal..a bullshit open freeplay that i had 3 winners in on and needed 2 more..so i make the final 2 picks in haste..and as the dinner is winding down i see the disgusting update that sent me over the edge..freakin trash pacific up by 1 gives up a bucket with 35 sec left...then they come down miss a layup..get an off reb..miss another layup..get another reb and get a layup blocked at the buzzer...cant begin to explain the anger i felt..

    Ticket Details : # 42021340-1
    Wager Type : Parlay (5 team)*** Free Play ***
    Wager Status : Loss Risk / To Win Amount : 90.00 / 1,192.07(USD)
    Accepted : 2/14/2012 5:02PM - PST

    Lost : 90.00
    #1) Wager Type : Spread
    Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NCAA Basketball / 2nd Half
    Selection : Florida
    Time : 2/14/2012 4:00:00PM - (PST)
    Line : -2½ -110
    Game Notes : (ESPN)

    #2) Wager Type : Spread
    Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NBA Basketball / Game
    Selection : Oklahoma City Thunder
    Time : 2/14/2012 5:05:00PM - (PST)
    Line : -11½ -115

    #3) Wager Type : Money Line
    Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NBA Basketball / Game
    Selection : Memphis Grizzlies
    Time : 2/14/2012 5:05:00PM - (PST)
    Line : -150

    #4) Wager Type : Money Line
    Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NBA Basketball / 1st Half
    Selection : Los Angeles Lakers
    Time : 2/14/2012 7:35:00PM - (PST)
    Line : -170

    #5) Wager Type : Money Line
    Outcome : Loss
    Sport / Period : NCAA Basketball / 1st Half
    Selection : Pacific
    Time : 2/14/2012 7:00:00PM - (PST)
    Line : -190
    Last edited by mh217; 02-15-12 at 01:16 AM.

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    Gee
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    wow... so you lost 2 parlays in one night? that shit is pretty amazing in itself.

    ANNNDDDD to make it even more interesting, you were checking the scores at dinner?

    incredible story bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gee View Post
    wow... so you lost 2 parlays in one night? that shit is pretty amazing in itself. ANNNDDDD to make it even more interesting, you were checking the scores at dinner? incredible story bro.

    no douche the story is the uncanny way i manage to lose by a point or a half a point or a miracaculous buzzer beater lately..

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    Nothing wrong with checking scores at dinner when u have $1,000 on the line. I know that's nothing to most of the posters here since they play $5,000 per unit but $1k is alot of money in the real world.

    Hope ur dinner and v-day was atleast good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport_Fish View Post
    Nothing wrong with checking scores at dinner when u have $1,000 on the line. I know that's nothing to most of the posters here since they play $5,000 per unit but $1k is alot of money in the real world. Hope ur dinner and v-day was atleast good
    good dinner..good wine...shook off the losses and had a good bedroom finish...back at it tomorrow

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    BernardMadoff
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    Tough beat bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    no douche the story is the uncanny way i manage to lose by a point or a half a point or a miracaculous buzzer beater lately..
    tight fuckin numbers in college bball this time of year.
    You will most likely be within a point or two in about 20-30% (possibly more) of your plays in this exact time of the year if you are betting conference games

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    Quote Originally Posted by BernardMadoff View Post
    Tough beat bro.

    lol. OP's dinner today!

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    lincredible story

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    ChalkyDog
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    Karma, brah. Don't be checkin' the score when you're with your lady on that special date.... You can't do shit about it anyway, don't fukk up her night with your degeneration.

    The gambling portion of the story is the exact reason I quit playing parlays. I always miss by one, be it a three teamer, or a 15 teamer.

    I don't get pissed at straight losses often. I rage on missing a huge payout on the parlay by one fuggin bullshit play by some fukkin kid too dumb to realize WTF is going on.

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    if your girlfriend is fat and ugly this would make the night so much worse

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    linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnSANITY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theone78 View Post
    if your girlfriend is fat and ugly this would make the night so much worse
    ha ha no chance in hell of that...she makes the losses easier to take..love my baby

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    can you post a pic of her

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    sorry dude i dont post pics of myself or my gf's on a degenerate gamblin site..this place is just an outlet for gambling stories cause i dont really have anyone else to talk about this crap with

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    did someone just ask a photo of someone else's gf ?

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    send it to my email i will give it to you if you want it

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    LIN owned the house and sorry about your loss

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    Quote Originally Posted by theone78 View Post
    send it to my email i will give it to you if you want it
    What a loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by theone78 View Post
    send it to my email i will give it to you if you want it


    unreal

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    PM me pics of GF in exchange for 10 points?

    c'mon bro I need some new material for the wank bank

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    if it makes you feel better mississippi state -135, cost me a 14 team mixed ML/spread parlay!!!..

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    i was only kidding, i rather imagine what your girl looks like it makes a better story

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    Quote Originally Posted by mh217 View Post
    no douche the story is the uncanny way i manage to lose by a point or a half a point or a miracaculous buzzer beater lately..
    OHHH. I *THINK* I get it now

    Of the 8 games you bet, you lost 2 of them by a small margin.

    Quite a few games finished quite close to the spreads or ML today. What is incredible part of the story? I'm a bit lost here... it wasn't like some of the debacles of the last week with OKC and Port etc... just a standard losing bet. Hopefully just part of the 47% of them or so.

    I am pretty unemotional with my betting though, so I often miss the point of a lot of these stupid PT threads.

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    Sucks man, we've all been there. Hate to lose the freak'in close ones like that though! That's why I stick with single games and "maybe" the occasional 3 team parlay. You'll come out ahead in the long run.

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    Tough luck buddy....
    Pacific will cost you.... at Stockton or Davis.

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    no wonder i play poker when i need some money after that thread

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    This post is just too funny. Post of girlfriends past and present.

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    pics or it didnt happen

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    When you start showing signs of anger and being violent it is time to get away from the game as it is no fun anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapidoc View Post
    linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnSANITY!

    my thoughts exactly. Bad beat, man

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    Who cares!!!

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    thanks for the pics bro. You weren't wrong about your GF being tidy

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    This has never, ever happened to me before. You have some shit luck bro.

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    how come fatso got the pics and i didnt ?

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