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    crzbrave
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    A joke for Shari , hope you like.

    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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    a real knee slapper

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    shari will be offended, she hates all men

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    Sexist jokes are always a hit with women.

    Gotta make sure first that they aren't feminists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Sexist jokes are always a hit with women. Gotta make sure first that they aren't feminists.
    superwoman avatar

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    old joke. not a bad one

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    Better sexist joke:

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    sickler
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    superwoman avatar
    Yeah I raised my eyebrow over that one.

    I was helping Shari pick a new avatar at the time, in PM I sent her canuck chick, much less confrontational.

    Don't think it was this one but something like it


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    I did not laugh man, that was not funny at all and I read it 11 times.
    I kept the same expression the whole time
    crzbraver I guess your a guy that has the woman do everything in the house and your watching tv expecting to be served

    Hey Son this is a new generation.....................I wear panties and the woman wears the underwear now

    Get use to it..............Women are in charge not men. I am here to serve them.

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    Terrible joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Terrible joke
    But look, the recipient of the joke nominated it.

    Or maybe she did so out of pity

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    But look, the recipient of the joke nominated it.

    Or maybe she did so out of pity

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    I found it pretty funny.

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