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    **** the police... Hole up in that mofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by brettels View Post
    I have a done up red kangaroo in me garage, a shrimp pond next to me bbq and me wife named sheila has a great set a knockers.

    Again, you make fun, but how is that not awesome? Instead of skinning crocs and chasing off wild dingos, you dipshits are living in human filing cabinet housing and spending your lives submitting TPS reports like everyone else. - Life EV

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    Tomic just needs to think "would fed have done what i did?"

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    Oh god, i hate the Australian lingo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    Again, you make fun, but how is that not awesome? Instead of skinning crocs and chasing off wild dingos, you dipshits are living in human filing cabinet housing and spending your lives submitting TPS reports like everyone else. - Life EV
    Aren't you kind of contradicting yourself there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Oh god, i hate the Australian lingo
    It's all just a show, like indian americans and land rights and casinos. you love it!

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    I can't wait to they all start throwing boomerangs at each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brettels View Post

    It's all just a show, like indian americans and land rights and casinos. you love it!
    this brett guy is hilarious

    throw another shrimp on the barbie mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holtgetsback View Post
    this brett guy is hilarious

    throw another shrimp on the barbie mate
    I prefer lamb or croc. i have plenty of both, unfortunately the shrimp in my shrimp pond got eaten by the croc i took a pic with on me Vegemite mobile phone you can see earlier in the thread, so i'm eating the croc instead. plenty a grub for the family, mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brettels View Post
    I prefer lamb or croc. i have plenty of both, unfortunately the shrimp in my shrimp pond got eaten by the croc i took a pic with on me Vegemite mobile phone you can see earlier in the thread, so i'm eating the croc instead. plenty a grub for the family, mate.

    What about snake? I know you like those aussie black snakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    What about snake? I know you like those aussie black snakes.
    I give them to noonga out the back, skinny bugger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    if he was in the united states, he would end up getting shot
    Tit-T, while there are probably some differences between our system and the Aussie one in most cases I don't think a spoiled teenage celebrity brat who has barricaded themselves in their house over a traffic stop is going to end up shot...

    Though if he wasn't famous (and also black and armed with a cell phone or a wallet) you might have a stronger argument...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    I can't wait to they all start throwing boomerangs at each other.


    lol'd so hard at this

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    High-larious.

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    Is this a big thing in Australia??

    I want to be cop there

    Aussies can never make it in NJ/NY

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