[falconticket]

Id do her. But that ain't saying much. Im a man whore

[UNCGQ]

my g/f does better every time we go out to a bar

[Sam Odom]

my g/f does better every time we go out to a bar

is this some weirdo stuff

[dodger33]

How can he get hard?

maybe she sticks it in him??

[bettilimbroke999]

Dude is smart enough to know that any hot girl is just after his money, so he'll marry a smart Asian girl that'll love him long time bc she so horny

[thetrinity]

what i dont understand is girls find smart guys attractive. he could get some plain jane and the girl would be a million times better then this. i love asian chicks and this girl/tranny makes me wanna puke.

[thetrinity]

for comparision, heres bill gates wife.

not a supermodel by any means, average at best, pushing 50, and still better then this dog. youd be hard pressed to find someone else so highly successful with something so hideous.

[paranoyd androyd]

reminds me of the typical white guy who only dates oriental girls her looks aren't surprising

[Avenger]

maybe she's rich, smart, successful???

Everyone is going off on her, but fukk, LOOK AT HIM, not exactly a hot catch.

maybe he doesn't want to pay some plastic cumcatcher millions of dollars worth of child support.

Damn. This thread proves most of you haven't been in a relationship in years. Why bother. Y'all sound like jr. high boys.

[k13]

she looks half-normal in some other pics.

[Avenger]

for comparision, heres bill gates wife. not a supermodel by any means, average at best, pushing 50, and still better then this dog. youd be hard pressed to find someone else so highly successful with something so hideous.

thank you! point proven. she's not exactly a catch either, right?

When you can/have banged every hot chick on the planet, you're going to marry the girl who fits you best unless you HAVE TO uphold a public image.
Trust.

[bswagos]

"You can be my Yoko Ono"

[MB]

Mark is keeping it real. Good for him

[manny24]

Mark is keeping it real. Good for him

yeah real banged up.

[stevenash]

He could probably do a whole lot better than her, maybe he doesn't want to.

But I bet when he's counting his money at the end of the day, he really doesn't give a crap what a bunch of air bettors on a gambling message board thinks.

[COYLO]

maybe she love him long time?

you beat me to it

[Dabeergod]

A girl like that isn't a gold digging heffa, and he knows she isn't going anywhere. The main thing is that she isn't after his money. Dudes with this kind of bankroll get it in on the side as they should.... believe that

[flocko76]

Girls like that have good oral skills, and like to swallow.

[vyomguy]

most of his money is in the stocks...which is not worth anything unless he goes IPO.

[shari91]

They've been dating since 2003... well before he was Mr Facebook. She met him a bathroom line at a house party. “I remember he had these beer glasses that said ‘pound include beer dot H.’ It’s a tag for C++. "It’s like college humour but with a nerdy, computer-science appeal, " said Chan.

Real slickster there

She's a brainiac who left Facebook (she started there with him when it was nothing) to go to med school to be a pediatrician. And from the hacked photos from his personal FB page, they seem really happy. Just a normal couple doing their thing, cooking at home, playing with their dog, having friends over for dinner, etc...

And yeah, while the pics Sam posted maybe weren't the most flattering, seriously if we're judging on looks, who's the winner here?

[sickler]

Shari, in that pics he looks like a shoe in to star in Revenge of the Nerds

It's a draw

[bettilimbroke999]

I hear Asian girls have slanted pussies

[Wulfman14]

I'd rail the fukk out of that broad. Love thick broads like that, much freer in the sack to do whatever the **** u want to her since both know she won't do better than this. Man, reminds me of college when I used to prey on the loner chicks. The good ol days

every post you make makes me wanna slap the shit outta you. just sayin'

[aceking]

he could have picked anyone from SNSD :

[JMobile]

The best epiphany about this issue is that the asian girl probably has 2 tight holes down there, not including the hole that is only use as an exit.
Google, Hazel Jones, she is being offered a million bucks to do pr0n.

.....dam rich bastards!

[shari91]

Shari, in that pics he looks like a shoe in to star in Revenge of the Nerds

It's a draw

I think if the paparazzi were taking pics of any of us when we don't expect it, we could find some gnarly ones even though I assume we're all gorgeous SBR posters. Even celebrities have nasty pics out there and they're trained for that stuff - and she's just a normal woman. I like the fact they've stayed together... whomever made the comparison to Bill Gates was spot on. What the hell would this dweeb do with a silicone bimbo? And that's not saying all hot chicks are dummies obviously but they've been together for 9yrs now. Whatever it is that works, good on them. If he worked at Costco, we'd be wondering wtf she was doing with him considering her education and cash. It's not like the guy is an aesthetic prize himself.

[sickler]

I think if the paparazzi were taking pics of any of us when we don't expect it, we could find some gnarly ones even though I assume we're all gorgeous SBR posters. Even celebrities have nasty pics out there and they're trained for that stuff - and she's just a normal woman. I like the fact they've stayed together... whomever made the comparison to Bill Gates was spot on. What the hell would this dweeb do with a silicone bimbo? And that's not saying all hot chicks are dummies obviously but they've been together for 9yrs now. Whatever it is that works, good on them. If he worked at Costco, we'd be wondering wtf she was doing with him considering her education and cash. It's not like the guy is an aesthetic prize himself.

He's happy with her. I could see myself doing the same thing if I was in love with a woman who looked like Tori Spelling before becoming a gazillionaire. Note "in love with", not simply love her.

As for pics, yeah....angles, facial expression, makeup factor for women, two pics can be night and day. I have a relatively small nose, in pics with my head lowered a bit it looks very long, a schnoz that stands out in a crowd.

[CarpeDime]

what a couple of fukin NERDS dude

that is just pathetic

NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

[Ernie Mccracken]

I think if the paparazzi were taking pics of any of us when we don't expect it, we could find some gnarly ones even though I assume we're all gorgeous SBR posters. Even celebrities have nasty pics out there and they're trained for that stuff - and she's just a normal woman. I like the fact they've stayed together... whomever made the comparison to Bill Gates was spot on. What the hell would this dweeb do with a silicone bimbo? And that's not saying all hot chicks are dummies obviously but they've been together for 9yrs now. Whatever it is that works, good on them. If he worked at Costco, we'd be wondering wtf she was doing with him considering her education and cash. It's not like the guy is an aesthetic prize himself.

Pretty smart for a broad. When you going to let 1st shift JJ holler at you?

[cant call it]

Post up a pic of your old lady

[griz]

i want to rail this chick the more i look at her

[cant call it]

i want to rail this chick the more i look at her

I want to fukk her to get some of her allowance from ole boy

[byronbb]

You guys fail to realize not every dude wants to bang 1000 chicks a year. Nerds are hopelessly logical. If they are satisfied with their woman situation they see it as a simple matter and don't need to look beyond the fence. See this guy KNOWS that there are MILLIONS of hot broads out their dripping wet at taking a shot at his money, but he aint gonna fall for the honeytrap.

[TRE1968]

i wouldnt do her with your dik

[Dutch]

Dude probably pisses his pants when he tries to talk to a babe.

I don't know how much of the movie was true, but he seems like a guy who needs to be in control of everything, she's probably submissive as fukk.