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    RyanLeafOfBets
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    Jokes Of The Day

    Just saw these, thought they were really funny.

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    (All my threads end up in the saloon lately since the mods are hatin' on me.)

    Mexican firefighters are always paired up - Jose and Hose B.


    Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly Sheep

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    a indian friend told me this

    what do you get when you marry a indian girl?

    You get to scratch off the red dot on her head to see what 7-eleven or motel 6 you win.

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    hahaha oh wow.

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    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'...
    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Anthony Pagano ?'
    'Yes, Father, it is.'
    'And who was the girl you were with?'
    'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
    "Well, Anthony, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
    'I cannot say.'
    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
    'I'll never tell.'
    'Was it Nina Capelli?'
    'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
    'Was it Maria Piriano?'
    'My lips are sealed.'
    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you..'

    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've
    sinned and have to atone.
    You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
    Anthony walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
    'What'd you get?'

    'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

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