The Ten Commandments For Gamblers

**Bluehorseshoe** · 08-27-15, 08:00 PM

Can I kill my bookie??

**Chi_archie** · 08-27-15, 08:00 PM

11. though shall worship no false angelitos before me

**Seaweed** · 08-27-15, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

11. though shall worship no false angelitos before me

LOL

**Seaweed** · 08-27-15, 10:22 PM

These are timeless but hard to follow

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 08-27-15, 10:23 PM

Don't get high on your own supply.

**The Giant** · 08-27-15, 10:24 PM

#12. Gambling God > God.

**sshz** · 08-27-15, 10:25 PM

Win at all costs.....nothing else matters!

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 08-27-15, 10:25 PM

Never sell no crack where you rest at.

Even if them fools want an ounce, tell em bounce.

**BIGDAY** · 08-27-15, 10:26 PM

#'s 3 & 7 Are what I live for...

Feel the rush!!

**gauchojake** · 08-27-15, 11:03 PM

Mo is it true that in three weeks your girl sniffed a whole half a cake up????

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 08-27-15, 11:12 PM

Gaucho, no. I helped.

**KVB** · 08-27-15, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

#'s 3 & 7 Are what I live for...

Feel the rush!!

**gauchojake** · 08-27-15, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Gaucho, no. I helped.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 08-27-15, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Back when I had more hair.

**Booya711** · 08-28-15, 12:04 AM

Bear left so seaweed has to take over again as the most useless thread starter??

**RickyRoma** · 08-28-15, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

1. Thou shall not cry over spilled milk.

2. Thou shall not jinx thy fellow gambler.

3. Thou shall not brag on thy success

4. Thou shall not curse those who are struggling.

5. Thou shall not post bets after the match is over.

6. Thou shall not bet all thou money available.

7. Thou shall not chase.

8. Thou shall not request large amounts of cashouts at a time.

9. Thou shall not bet on Rivers or Romo.

10. Thou shall not tail any capper or pay for picks.

7 seems impossible to avoid.

Lolol @ 9, and what's wrong with 10 if your not a pro?