It's extremely fast. I knew a guy who was a forensic detective (I don't know what you actually call them) in Colorado. He liked the show CSI, but the one thing he always clowned on was how unrealistically fast they would run DNA tests from their "mobile" testing unit, and get it done in like an hour. Says it doesn't work that way ever.
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Ralphie HalvesSBR MVP
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#911Comment -
yydoubleSBR MVP
- 05-30-11
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#913Trip6 thats great stuff!
Send the dummy in one direction and go in the other.
Split up for sure.
This ain't no honeymoon bro.Comment -
Ralphie HalvesSBR MVP
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#914The most recent report on Google news here...
Two thoughts...
1) Time.com is a fukking annoying place to try and read a simple article.
2) LMFAO at the guy with the leaf blower. Who's he trying to find under the rail? Mighty Mouse?Comment -
yydoubleSBR MVP
- 05-30-11
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#915Lmao
Other guy pointing up at the sky!
It's like they posed for that picture.
"Hey we need a searching high and low picture for this new lead." "Frank, pretend like you're checking the tracks, Jim, point up at the trees and say something!"Comment -
yydoubleSBR MVP
- 05-30-11
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#916Swear to god you could not write this story.Comment -
yydoubleSBR MVP
- 05-30-11
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#917How on god's green earth did they manage to get a DNA sample from a remote hunting cabin with no roads and then get it analyzed that fast?
They would need hair or bodily fluid right?
This is extremely suspicious to me.Comment -
Roadtrip635SBR Hall of Famer
- 12-07-10
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#918TV Show already in the works
Johnson Production Group is planning to film a series chronicling the escape, manhunt, and hopefully the capture of Richard Matt and David Sweat. But, the catch is, they are more interested to telling the story from the vantage point of Joyce Mitchell.
The story from Mitchell's perspective will pique more interests than one told from that of the escapees. It would be the right story for the female crime thriller market. They could have the show on air in 5 months, and could easily adapt as the events continue to unfold.
Looks like the New York State prison escape saga is far from over. The entertainment company Johnson Production Group is planning to put the story from newspaper front pages to your television sets, TMZ reports.
The production company's name is Johnson, somehow makes it funnier.Comment -
yydoubleSBR MVP
- 05-30-11
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#919Lmao
It just gets better and better.
I told Ralphie before that the story has every possible element of human interest you can imagine.
It could legitimately be anything from a Lifetime TV Movie to XXX Porn.Comment -
Roadtrip635SBR Hall of Famer
- 12-07-10
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#920The "honor block" at the prison, a special section that had housed Matt, Sweat has been shut down after their escape and will now be turned into a regular cell block.
Being in the "honor block" gave inmates privileges such as going outside every day, having hot plates and refrigerators in their cells, and congregating for hours in a central gallery area each evening with fellow inmates. They wore civilian clothing, one of the escapees had a guitar in his cell.
What the hell is going on? This is supposed to be a maximum security prison, sounds like a fuggin' country club. Guys getting laid on the regular by the female prison staff. There are posters here at SBR that don't have it this good. If this is a maximum security prison in New York, what the hell is a minimum security prison like? Private chefs, keg partys and private masseuse complete with happy endings?
Unraelz!Comment -
Roadtrip635SBR Hall of Famer
- 12-07-10
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#921Funny you should say that, the production company has done work in the past with Hulu and The Lifetime Network!Comment -
ByeSheaSBR Hall of Famer
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#922Right. It would also mean these two non-survivalists traveled 25 miles or so on foot after only a handful of hours headstart vs. a massive manhunt. Until one or both are apprehended, or we see photo evidence from a surveillance cam somewhere, they're still ghosts in the wind.Comment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-17-13
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#923It's all downhill now, spects will be apprehended, the germans won this war, outshined the hounds, makes me miss my shepherd. John Doe has the upper hand.Comment -
Ra77erSBR Posting Legend
- 06-20-11
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#924I personally don't think they are pulling leads from thin air but perhaps I should be more skeptical at times. If either of these guys were truly connected then I don't think the authorities would have squat to report other than it's just an ongoing investigation.
If these two are split up now then that could potientially buy a little more time for at least one of them.
The DNA tests that quickly seem suspicious to say the least but I think it's because they want that information in the media to continue to pressure these guys into making more mistakes.
No they haven't caught them yet but even misinformation does not bode well for them.....no news is good news for them.
I would not be surprised if YY is fitting them for a pair of argyle socks and a set of clubs as we speak.Last edited by Ra77er; 06-22-15, 09:52 AM.Comment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#925They always have a lot more info than they give, can't give all to public, media.Comment -
Ra77erSBR Posting Legend
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#926I vote Bear to play the husband in the movie
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#927Do inmates get some proceeds, residuals, royalties? Id assume that right is waived upon entering the penal system.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#928They are closeComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#929US media reported that DNA evidence had been found, linking the two murderers to a hunting cabin, in the Mountain View, New York area, that had been broken into as little as 24 hours earlier.
Boots, bloody socks and toiletries were found, local newspaper the Press-Republican reported. Mountain View is around 30 miles (48 kilometers) west of the Clinton Correctional Facility.
If confirmed, the DNA-link would be strongest lead since the pair cut through their cell walls using power tools, and crawled their way through pipes to emerge from a manhole.
State police said Monday that a weekend search, 350 miles southwest of the prison, had been called off and that energies were once again focused closer to the prison.
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The maximum-security Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, New York, from where two convicts e …
On Saturday, a witness had seen two men fitting Matt and Sweat's descriptions walking along a railroad line in the town of Friendship, close to the New York-Pennsylvania state border.
Around 300 local, state and federal officers searched the area, but police said the area was clear and that roadblocks had been dismantled.
Police said residents in Dannemora, around the prison, should be on alert, and warned members of the public not to approach either man but instead call emergency services.Comment -
Roadtrip635SBR Hall of Famer
- 12-07-10
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#930
The man who went to check on his cabin on Saturday found a jug of water and a jar of peanut butter on the table and saw a man run out the back door. He did not get a good look at the man.
Apparently the forensic evidence they found in the cabin came from a used pair of prison issued underwearComment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#931So is it easier to break out or stay free. Considering their history if they didn't already have elaborate plans and help to stay free on the outside it was gonna be close to impossible unless they started killing, train was smart, but somebody saw them and reported it, cant let that happen. Now DNA, gig is up.Comment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#932when you go prison they take your Dna? or is that from the murders they commited to go to prison or something else? I've heard they take your dna when you go to prison but didn't know for sure.Comment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#933Not sure if it's a Federal law or state by state, but I think it's against the law for prisoners to profit from the crimes they have committed, by selling movie, book rights, etc.
The man who went to check on his cabin on Saturday found a jug of water and a jar of peanut butter on the table and saw a man run out the back door. He did not get a good look at the man.
Apparently the forensic evidence they found in the cabin came from a used pair of prison issued underwearComment -
opie1988SBR Posting Legend
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#934Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#938men they are close
Bear with them..they have to be withing 5 milesComment -
BuckyOneSBR MVP
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#939Yes, wow - now they might have a fresh scent trail for dogs - must not be a helper on the outside - no car transport - no gone gone gone. Apparently, they have not got a hold of cash. yet. Does this add to a sense of desperation and make them more dangerous???Comment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#940seems that way right they have to be starving if they are eating peanut butter plus living in 24/7 stress doesn't help crappy sleep unless they get some cash and some help they'll be caught within the weekComment -
teaserpleaserBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-14-08
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#941i'd imagine they will be a dangerous as they've already been ...I don't think they'll well I wouldn't want to go back to prison for life i'd rather go out like an outlaw like Country singer Randy Howard.Comment -
Ra77erSBR Posting Legend
- 06-20-11
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#942Yea I concur with Bucky and pleaser, this would be a bad time to have an encounter with one of these two. Anyone in that area needs to be safe.Comment -
Roadtrip635SBR Hall of Famer
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#943Very dangerous, the Clinton Correctional Country Club way of life is over. Doesn't sound like they have any firearms, hopefully there weren't any in the cabin.Comment -
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