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    jjgold
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    Would Getting A Tattoo Of A Chicks Name Get Her Attention??

    Talk to this chick in Rutherford, NJ..well see her at supermarket, she is a cashier
    I want to take a pic but its hard when she is right in front of me
    Anyway maybe a tattoo of her name on my arm would get her attention??
    I cannot even gets chicks phone numbers let alone touch her

    Again I come to SBR for the experts to help

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    JJ just tell her she is ether gonna give it or your gonna take it... Gotta be ruff with these girls nowadays

    Be the man that's what they want..maybe smack her in the face..that's your call

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    JJ come on man, lets go get hookers. u dont need to be so desperate. chicks dont like gambling , your ****** right there. U just need to keep sitting at home watching your don best screen and when u need to **** just get on city vibe or eros and get a hooker to service you. That is your life now , sorry man.

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    do it, she will blow u..guaranteed

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    Yep it will get her attention, and most likely that of the Sheriff Dept when she files stalking charges against you

    You're better than this Coach

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    Jeffrey wheres your dad
    he take carol out

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    Ask her if she likes older guys who wear a lot of gray

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    No law against tattoos
    get a clue
    I am thinking the aggressive strategy is the only one that does work

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    Just remember, this guy has a LOT on the line this weekend



    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...rn=nfl,wp11005

    You tellin me if Texans win tomorrow, this guy doesn't get laid???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I want to take a pic but its hard when she is right in front of me

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    a tat off here name will lead to nothing more than a call to the local authorities...

    This made up shit about how to go about getting a chick is getting fukkin old...

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    One of the guys on my wrestling team did this. She thought he was nuts and stopped seeing him. He hasn't talked to her since highschool

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    get this tattoo you pussy whooped fukk:


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    If she works as a cashier just buy some extra large condoms. That will get her attention.

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    Get a job at the cashier next to her

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    some decent suggestions..............no idea what to do

    I fall in love like 3x per month with chicks

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    use the pickup lines in my pickup thread

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    get "Peckerwood" inked across the back of your neck

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    Hey JJ, would Tebow get your attention if he did this?

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    yes will definately get attention, especially combine with some story like a psychic told you along time ago what the name of youre soulmate is so you tattooed it on youre arm, and act like you didnt already know what her name was

    then play it cool like she has to "prove" she is the one with that name whom is youre soulmate

    chicks fukin LOOOVE the idea of a soulmate and the thing they are most terrafied of is not meeting their soulmate or meeting there soulmate and fuking it up

    the tattoo is a great idea, even better is if she has a name that can easily be altered to a different name if need be, or if she has a common name where this tactic can be used over and over again all with chicks whom have that name like if its "Jen" or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    Hey JJ, would Tebow get your attention if he did this?

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    what tattoo you fuk ? if you think that way you'll need to ink your whole body

    try diff ways

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    you should focus on the plastic surgeon / dentist daily double


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