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    Just bought my first REMBRANDT

    5 X 7

    Man on on some type of crapper.

    $2,300 @ Auction

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    Fish, I wonder where you'll hang it??

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    Ok, just confirmed with wife, not a crapper of any sorts(could have fooled me)

    She claims it's simply a tree stump or log of some sorts and the man is shown resting and thinking about life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Fish, I wonder where you'll hang it??
    He should hang it in his avatar.

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    I thought REMBRANDT was denture paste or something that you wouldn't want to brag about.

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    Since when do people throw Rembrandt's in the dumpster?

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    Sure you did Fish.

    I'm guessing you didn't buy a Rembrandt van Rijn, you do know/understand that Mikie Rembrandt from Reno isn't the same guy? Right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Since when do people throw Rembrandt's in the dumpster?

    Great dumpster find yesterday.............a beautiful fake Christmas tree.........about 4.5 feet tall with lights and nice stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    Sure you did Fish.

    I'm guessing you didn't buy a Rembrandt van Rijn, you do know/understand that Mikie Rembrandt from Reno isn't the same guy? Right?

    I have no idea, the gal with me at the time just told me to bid on it up to $4,500................do as told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeVig View Post
    I thought REMBRANDT was denture paste or something that you wouldn't want to brag about.
    Last edited by onlooker; 01-13-12 at 12:27 PM.

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    I think Fish thinks the majority of dumbasses here will believe this.

    Steve Wynn's last Rembrandt cost him 33 million dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    I have no idea, the gal with me at the time just told me to bid on it up to $4,500................do as told.
    Fish, the girl with you. Was she drunk?

    What gallery did you buy a Rembrandt for 2300 dollars? This I have to hear......

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    I think Fish thinks the majority of dumbasses here will believe this.

    Steve Wynn's last Rembrandt cost him 33 million dollars.

    Is this the one he put his hand through???


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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    Fish, the girl with you. Was she drunk?

    What gallery did you buy a Rembrandt for 2300 dollars? This I have to hear......
    Auction house, no gallary.


    My neighbors though work at one of the top gallaries in town at the FORUM SHOPS at CEASERS..........stop in and say hello to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Is this the one he put his hand through???

    No, that was a Picasso.

    Fish---this story of yours is in my wheelhouse. I have 9 art collectors as clients, who is doing your appraisal for this Rembrandt that you purchased? Did you get a carbon score with the purchase? and who has the insurance title on it now?

    Are there palate markings throughout the brush strokes? How are they being preserved?

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    I like wal mart art a little better but if I have money I will upgrade to target

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Auction house, no gallary.


    My neighbors though work at one of the top gallaries in town at the FORUM SHOPS at CEASERS..........stop in and say hello to them.
    So an Auction House had a Rembrandt----and it sold for 2300 dollars.

    Yeah, if I were you---you may want to fuking sprint to that Gallery owner you know-----not walk, sprint.

    My guess though is you don't have a Rembrandt.

    You are talking about a painting that would be 450 years old, and one of the most sought after works ever. You didn't buy one for 2300 dollars.

    But it is a funny story.

    People make this mistake all the time. Rembrandt had 2 dozen students who worked with him, and many copied his style (Broad strokes, knife markings on his palate)---Rembrandt used a specific type of paint, and the chemical composition of his paintings has been studied, examined and is now the most distinguishing characteristic of his works.

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    u create way too many threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    No, that was a Picasso.

    Fish---this story of yours is in my wheelhouse. I have 9 art collectors as clients, who is doing your appraisal for this Rembrandt that you purchased? Did you get a carbon score with the purchase? and who has the insurance title on it now?

    Are there palate markings throughout the brush strokes? How are they being preserved?
    Will ask neighbors, the gal with me did all the paperwork and is the girlfriend of one of the guys..................she is a stripper two nights a week at Olympic Gardens.

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    Fish > Wynn

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    I wouldn't know a Rembrant from a Mathdotcom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Fish > Wynn
    Hardly

    Although currently looking at property on South LV BLVD(strip) to build a possible small casino.............stay tuned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    I wouldn't know a Rembrant from a Mathdotcom


    Fish, they should get rid of Darrell on Storage Wars and put you in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post


    Fish, they should get rid of Darrell on Storage Wars and put you in there





    Probably not a bad idea actually

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    unreal.

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    bought Night Watch myself last year at auction for $5700

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    bought Night Watch myself last year at auction for $5700

    We are men of culture fish



    Missed some sort of DALI piece at the auction that went for a mere $110........auctioneer said it was apprasied at $2900.

    Love auctions, they have really aided me financially over the years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    bought Night Watch myself last year at auction for $5700

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    WHAT A CAPTIVATING PIECE!!

    CONGRATS!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    bought Night Watch myself last year at auction for $5700

    We are men of culture fish

    I think Fish may actually believe you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    WHAT A CAPTIVATING PIECE!!

    CONGRATS!!


    Fish, I'm pretty sure he's making a prick out of you.

    Rembrandt's Night Watch 2 went for 2.48 million.
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    holy crap that night watch is gigantic

    only guy here that has a house it would fit in is opie

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    holy crap that night watch is gigantic

    only guy here that has a house it would fit in is opie

    Why mine is only 5x7


    Mike, when in Vegas, come over to the house, will show you my art collection and casino memoriblila.

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    2.3k sounds like a lot for paper

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    2.3k sounds like a lot for paper
    It's the paint that's expensive probably.

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