So I stop by this morning to pick up a P2P payout from BetPhoenix for the max. After enduring the woman looking at me like I'm some sort of criminal, then trying to give her a sender's name I can't even fakking pronounce, and finally waiting about 5 minutes for her to come out of the back room, she comes out with this:
Half the god damn payment in fives and tens! It took her another 5 minutes just to count it off in front of me. Now I've got a 4 inch wad of money in my pocket that ain't even worth a dime! How am I supposed to hide this from my wife?