I'm not even down on the day, but I just got disrespected soooo bad at work I am betting 100 bucks on a fukin foreign tennis match, cause that's like the only thing available at this hour.
I'm taking BEROLOCO, CARLOS.. whoever the fuk that is. I probably can't even prove this guy exists. The match is in some mystical place called New Zealand, that I also probably can't prove exists. Isn't that the lost city with those swimming unicorns.
FUUUUUCCKKKKK.