1. 01-10-12 10:03 AM #1
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    Serious question - Any of you work from home and have a personal assistant?

    How has the experience been? Would be nice to have someone cook, clean, get groceries, do errands. Fukking would just be a bonus.

    Ideally would show up at 8AM a couple hours before I wake up, make coffee, have everything ready. Then do some errands for me, get groceries, make lunch, clean up again, then make dinner, clean up and leave.

    Would not be cheap but could seriously enhance living experience of a messy guy like me who does not have time to do a lot of this shit.
    - mathy
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  2. 01-10-12 10:05 AM #2
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    Too expensive for you basement dweller.
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  3. 01-10-12 10:10 AM #3
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    Actually sir I could be richer as a result as it would allow more time to bet

    Could eventually transform the assistant into a bit of a beard, going to W_stern union etc etc
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  4. 01-10-12 10:11 AM #4
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    I have one...I call it a wife.
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  5. 01-10-12 10:16 AM #5
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  6. 01-10-12 10:18 AM #6
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    I want to give her $150-$200 a day not my fukking soul swinging johnson
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  7. 01-10-12 10:26 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    I want to give her $150-$200 a day not my fukking soul swinging johnson
    You can't give what you don't have, Mathy.
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  8. 01-10-12 10:30 AM #8
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    Have one for my daughter. It's great. Pay her 12/hr for her time. Reimburse for gas and and other costs. She takes my daughter everywhere and is able to do some house cleaning and errands and such. Basically a nanny is how to look at it.

    GL Mathy
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  9. 01-10-12 10:31 AM #9
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    I had one 5 years ago for 3 months. Back then I was playing poker and could never leave tables/tournaments online or when I played a live MTT. I found a assistant on craiglist. College girl taking a year off to work. I paid her $15 an hour for 10 hours of work each day, and paid her cash at the end of the week and offered a bonus of $500 if she stayed with me all 3 months.

    In the beginning it was amazing, she did all my grocery runs, laundry, fetched anything. Even neck and back massages (i paid her extra per hour $40 for those). After a few weeks she started getting a little lazy and because she was hot and I wanted to bang her, i let her get away with it. When I played a tournament, i paid for her flight and hotel. Obviously we slept together that trip and it messed everything up. She started developing feelings for me and I just couldnt get her to do all my shit. We dated for like a week and then I booted her after she tried to convince me to stop playing and take her out more.

    IF YOU DO THIS, these are rules you must follow:

    1. Don't hire a male, that's just gay
    2. Don't hire a good looking girl, hire a 30 something, un attractive fatty
    3. Be very direct and don't spending all that time together allow her to think your buddies now, keep it pro

    *Def offer bonus at end, keeps them around good luck
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  10. 01-10-12 10:37 AM #10
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    Great advice NHL

    Thank you
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  11. 01-10-12 10:43 AM #11
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    Lol

    Mathy you could not afford one

    Your still in college you Fukkin twink

    Stick to your €5 bets and stop trying to be big time you Fukkin Twinkie

    My weekly is more than your net worth

    Go to Fukkin Kohls and buy slippers
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  12. 01-10-12 10:55 AM #12
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    webber what would you consider to be proof of big time status?
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  13. 01-10-12 11:00 AM #13
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    Mathy, you had the right idea the other day.

    Feeding you grapes. Harem

    This thread is lowering your expectations of what a successful gambler can achieve
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  14. 01-10-12 11:13 AM #14
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    actually an interesting thread...not something I need but can think of others who might use a plan like this..
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  15. 01-10-12 11:14 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    webber what would you consider to be proof of big time status?
    pic of you fukking your aunt would work.
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  16. 01-10-12 11:23 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    webber what would you consider to be proof of big time status?
    Not having to ask.
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  17. 01-10-12 11:30 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    webber what would you consider to be proof of big time status?
    Mink coat..I had one back in the day when I was big time
    Walked all over Jazz clubs with it on, everyone knew I was big time
    The greatest feeling in the world was when I had mink on with no clothes under it in a fukkin bar and like 10 guys asked me "Who do you like Mike"" "Who you on Mike?" I was that big and a few times when I met some black broads they knew I was nude under my mink and said I was sexy

    Mathy..how about this

    Prove you have
    $50,000 Pinnacle
    $50,000 Matchbook or BetFair
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  18. 01-10-12 06:36 PM #18
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    No more mink

    So you want to see only a BR of 100k?

    No problem coach
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  19. 01-10-12 06:47 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mink coat..I had one back in the day when I was big time
    Walked all over Jazz clubs with it on, everyone knew I was big time
    The greatest feeling in the world was when I had mink on with no clothes under it in a fukkin bar and like 10 guys asked me "Who do you like Mike"" "Who you on Mike?" I was that big and a few times when I met some black broads they knew I was nude under my mink and said I was sexy

    Mathy..how about this

    Prove you have
    $50,000 Pinnacle
    $50,000 Matchbook or BetFair
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