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    Swinging Johnson Podcast: NFL DOMINATION

    Boys,

    I invite you into a world of unparalleled handicapping. (Look, bear with me while I'm on this run. I realize I'm a bit obnoxious but I've got to gloat while I can in order to balance out all the hate when I lose.)

    Fellas, we are 9-0 (wait a minute who's this "we"?)...I am 9-0 in the postseason and happier than JJ Gold at a Chippendales Convention. I've got shout outs galore for all of you who posted in my NFL Picks thread last week.

    You can hear about it and read about it right here http://www.sportsbookreview.com/nfl-football...recap-a-22821/








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    Be heard kids!

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    Tonight College Football:

    Bama Money Line -140

    2 Team Teaser LSU +8.5 and Denver Broncos +20


    If Bama destroys LSU, you won the flat bet and the teaser flames. You lost the vig, NBD.

    If Bama wins by 8 or less, you win the flat bet and now you've got a huge middle in the Denver/Pats game.

    If LSU wins outright your teaser is alive but your flat bet flames.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Boys, I realize I'm a bit obnoxious
    Pal, this is like saying Niagara Falls only has a little bit of water flowing over it.

    Swinson, your obnoxiousness is entertaining pal.

    Good luck with your plays.

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    Swinger is like Mathew in the Bible.. He is second to none when it comes to picks! Carib would of never been the book they were at one time if it wasn't for Swinger and his contributions to the book. It's like JJ Gold and SBR... Carib would be nothing if it wasn't for Swinger!

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    Boys, I appreciate you putting up with my "know-it-all" tout shite. Just havin fun with a pretty amazin run'. We know nothing lasts forever but I appreciate the fact that we've got posters sharp enough to know the difference between my schtick and those touts who really believe their own press clippings.

    Betplom, Flyin-I....good guys both. Who loves ya baby>?!

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    Mai Tai Monday bitches!

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    Gotta admit, looking forward to your picks this week. Hope you continue to stay on fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lfemomo77 View Post
    Gotta admit, looking forward to your picks this week. Hope you continue to stay on fire.
    Well, I just hope we can keep it going. And I'm honored to be your 1st post here at SBR!

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    hehehe... a fur sink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenosPicks View Post
    hehehe... a fur sink.
    Geno....was just going to PM you! I left you a little love at the end of your column....ewwwwww, now that sounds pretty gross....never heard it described as a column before.

    Anyway, was impressed you were on Ferrall's show on Sirius. How'd that go? Were you in studio or a call in? Where can I listen to it? Enquiring minds want to know!

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    Nice run youngster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MBENZ View Post
    Nice run youngster.
    Thanks pop.

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    GEAUX Swinger...

    You better be on the Saints this weekend, Bag-boy, or that hooker we'll send you will be a tranny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrecktangle View Post
    GEAUX Swinger...

    You better be on the Saints this weekend, Bag-boy, or that hooker we'll send you will be a tranny.
    Geaux? How Creole of you Wrecker! Saints look unstoppable but they're laying north of a field goal on the road against the best defense in the league.My question is, why aren't they laying north of a touchdown?!

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    great job your doing johnson

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    never caught this thread before, but 9-0 is just damn amazing...great job

    cant wait to see what u think about divisional weekend

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    This just in "Swinging Johnson loves Prick"

    lol good stuff SJ...keep up the good work

    A couple notes to SBR on this...

    1. Can we keep this guy around for baskets?
    2. Is it possible to get a volume bar on the widget?

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    Su-weeeeet Hook, good to see you buddy.

    5Mike....welcome welcome welcome pal. I do my picks podcast which is always stickied in the NFL Betting forum and simultaneously posted here at Players Talk (though not stickied). It stays up throught he weekend and then my NFL Recap thread is put up on Monday (now that there's no MNF instead of Tuesday) and stays up until Friday when my picks podcast comes out again.

    Will Smith, the most talented man in showbiz with his two little talented angels (listen to me talking to him like he actually is Will Smith.....hmmmm, if you really are Will Smith I've got a manuscript just waiting to get published then turned into a movie which of course you would have a starring role!). And to answer your questions:

    * My appearance beyond Super Bowl is strictly up to the SBR suits but I'm sure we could work something out.

    * My volume certainly is an issue so perhaps you may want to turn your speakers down just a scooch before you listen.

    And thanks to all who read my articles and/or listen to my podcasts.

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    Hahaha...funny stuff. Keep up the good work and keep bringing the great picks! And for Will Smith...I second the idea of adding a volume bar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VidaFitness View Post
    Hahaha...funny stuff. Keep up the good work and keep bringing the great picks! And for Will Smith...I second the idea of adding a volume bar...
    Hey Vida, if you look anything like your avatar, I'll whisper from here on in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Geaux? How Creole of you Wrecker! Saints look unstoppable but they're laying north of a field goal on the road against the best defense in the league.My question is, why aren't they laying north of a touchdown?!
    Exactly. totally agree. Are they begging us to take NO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantpickem View Post
    Exactly. totally agree. Are they begging us to take NO?
    Looks that way Cantpickem (can I just call you CP?). Kinda scary but lets hold hands and dive off this precipice together.

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    Swinger, actually we haven't got a pick on the NO/GB game yet...may not have one as that is a high hill to climb as an away team.

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    New thread right here with my podcast/article link for my picks this weekend. Everyone in this thread gets a shout out.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/nfl-bettin...l#post13213749

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