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    jj gold

    i heard tonight was the easiest night of the year to get laid. Go to wal mart or k mart and pickup a chick. It would be nice to see you make a vid asking women out or getting number. I bet 7 out of ten would say yes.
    Ps: don't walk up to women and ask if they want to ****, that is not a good line.

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    Easier than the single chicks at the bar on Valentine's day?

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    Kmart, Walmart?

    Target has higher class trim.

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    does jj even shop? grocery store maybe. Chicks are always looking to kiss at midnight

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    does jj even shop? grocery store maybe. Chicks are always looking to kiss at midnight
    How would you know? It's horrifying to think what honey would take the plunge with you....horrifying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimneyfish View Post
    Easier than the single chicks at the bar on Valentine's day?

    That's a trick question. Valentine's day is easier than picking up a single woman in her 30's getting drunk on her birthday.

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    "She tasted like cigarettes!"

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    I made one shopping video years ago..look for a remake

    Warrior I am afraid to leave house as i will be alone and labeled a fukkin jerkoff around here if see

    All my lights are out, posting in the dark

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    dirty im sure you can tell. I have charisma, confidence, strength and I know what to say at the right time. I can pick up all kinds of babes. When i walk into a room its like there is a spotlight on me and i glow and others glow and notice as well. Almost everyone likes me.
    Sanchez i recommend in 2012 to chill out

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    ...and i glow...

    Glow as in light reflecting off of your sweaty brow?


    Happy New Years Homie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    dirty im sure you can tell. I have charisma, confidence, strength and I know what to say at the right time. I can pick up all kinds of babes. When i walk into a room its like there is a spotlight on me and i glow and others glow and notice as well. Almost everyone likes me.
    Sanchez i recommend in 2012 to chill out
    The day I take one of your recommendations is the day I pack it in

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    no wonder your a loser dirty

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    "Sanchez i recommend in 2012 to chill out."

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    TT! TT! TT!

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    TT oozes sex!

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    It's definitely one of the easiest days - women are at their weakest.

    They think back to how lousy their whole year has gone, how they got dumped six or nine months ago - looking for that lift to get them going again. Lots swirling around in everyone's head mixed with lots of drinking - it gives anyone a nice chance.

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    next year ill make a vid showing the people watching me play tennis also. I think ive seen a few chicks fingering themselves while watching me play
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    They weren't fingering themselves, they were searching in their pockets for the pepper spray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    next year ill make a vid showing the people watching me play tennis also. I think ive seen a few chicks fingering themselves while watching me play


    Where I'm from, when a woman gags herself with her fingers, we don't call it fingering.

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    No need for a video...here's their picture


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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    next year ill make a vid showing the people watching me play tennis also. I think ive seen a few chicks fingering themselves while watching me play
    wtf is wrong with you?? the only fingering any chick would be doing would be frantically pushing the screen on her iPhone to call 911 to get an ambo to come save your ass from cardiac arrest.

    Don't be crude.

    Wait, you're the guy with the poo towel. Carry on I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    wtf is wrong with you?? the only fingering any chick would be doing would be frantically pushing the screen on her iPhone to call 911 to get an ambo to come save your ass from cardiac arrest.

    Don't be crude.

    Wait, you're the guy with the poo towel. Carry on I guess.
    i keep hearing a story about this, did he really post that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    i keep hearing a story about this, did he really post that?
    Please...for the Love of God...don't post it...please don't ask...just walk away now before you're scarred for life

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    wow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    i keep hearing a story about this, did he really post that?
    Don't click this.

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    uh nothing is wrong with me and you'll look like a fool again just like when people said i would never post a pic or vid. I average about 50 watchers a match

    chill out folks, don't have a heart attack. Chill




    ps: this was a thread to help jj , thanks for helping everoneee, yes i know i typed that with 3 e's

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