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    Marriage is dead!

    Unless you knock a girl up dont do it for god's sakes man!

    Marriage was a concept back before birth control, back then a woman saved herself for marriage bc she didnt want to get knocked up by the 20 different guys they sleep with now and have 20 kids.

    There is absolutely ZERO difference between marriage and dating nowadays which is why its been on the great decline for the past 50 years, you can **** a girl every night, live with her, do whatever you want with her and not have to get lawyers involved when you decide to breakup.

    Back in the day when you couldnt get in her pants until you married her then I could understand it, but nowadays you've ****** the bitch 500 times before getting married, whats the honeymoon gonna be special? Its just another night fuckin the same old pussy, except you wasted a fortune on a wedding and in 5 years when you want to kill each other you have to go broke paying a lawyer to do it.

    If you havent knocked a girl up there is absolutely none, ZERO, NADA reasons to marry her, the odds are incredibly great you will regret it and ZERO it improves the relationship

    How to make sure you get stuck with a crazy bitch....ASK YOUR GF TO MARRY YOU
    Last edited by bettilimbroke999; 12-24-11 at 01:34 AM.

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    true. common sense. nothing groundbreaking here.


    although I am curious. you wrote... "go broke payinig a lawyer to do it"


    is this a gangsta term?if so, please let me know. I'd like to use it.

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    What if you two have moved in together and have been living for 2 years together already...and you're both in your early 20's.. My gf is nuts and wants to get engaged and have babies VERY EARLY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GamblerSpirit View Post
    What if you two have moved in together and have been living for 2 years together already...and you're both in your early 20's.. My gf is nuts and wants to get engaged and have babies VERY EARLY.
    ha ha. can u say 'death trap'?

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    within 50 years contraception/safe sex will be perfected and marriage will be completey obsolete from the joke it already is now. no more babies

    the state will takeover reproduction in developed countries. test tubes and shit

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    Literally the only reason to get married today is if you want to spend a fortune on a divorce if you decide to breakup, absolutely no difference between gf and wife nowadays except the wife is a fatter crazier bitchier lazier version of the gf

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    Quote Originally Posted by GamblerSpirit View Post
    What if you two have moved in together and have been living for 2 years together already...and you're both in your early 20's.. My gf is nuts and wants to get engaged and have babies VERY EARLY.
    Too young for all of that, tell her to back off or you will break up with her (and mean it).

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    Quote Originally Posted by GamblerSpirit View Post
    What if you two have moved in together and have been living for 2 years together already...and you're both in your early 20's.. My gf is nuts and wants to get engaged and have babies VERY EARLY.
    Nooooooo, **** no, **** noooooooooooooooo

    Imagine watching a fellow soldier walking through a war zone and you see him about to step on a mine, that's my reaction to your question

    What a ridiculously dumb concept is marriage hey lets get married so we can live EXACTLY like we do now except if we decide to breakup I have to go through an expensive legal hell to do so rather than just say okay we cant get along anymore BYE

    If you want to be with just each other for the rest of your life living EXACTLY as you do now then just do it, you dont need a legal contract that says you are contractually obligated to live with her for the rest of your life then later on pay a lawyer a fortune to get you a pardon, you just either do or you dont, if you do live together for the rest of your life GREAT, if at some point you're unhappy (as occurs in most marriages) then tell the bitch to hit the street and go get some strange
    Last edited by bettilimbroke999; 12-24-11 at 01:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmpireMaker View Post
    Too young for all of that, tell her to back off or you will break up with her (and mean it).
    I really don't want to break up with her, and for some reason, I am fully convinced I quit my job bc I didn't want to get engaged so quick (subconsciously).

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    does not matter if your marry her or not, depending on what state you are in you could still be liable

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    Take a peek at this recent thread.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/140...t-married.html

    My long post gives the answer of how marriage started, basically a compromise between a man giving his survival value to the woman, and the woman giving her reproductive value to the man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    does not matter if your marry her or not, depending on what state you are in you could still be liable
    Only 10 states Alabama, Colorado, Iowa, Kansas, Montana, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Utah, and Texas even recognize common-law marriage, if you live in the other 40 you are good to go. If you live in those 10 states that believe wanting to **** a girl should be a legally binding arrangement then you're still better off taking your chances with the girl proving common-law marriage, without kids its unlikely she would even try and if you have kids you might as well marry the bitch as you're doomed anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masu485 View Post
    Take a peek at this recent thread.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/140...t-married.html

    My long post gives the answer of how marriage started, basically a compromise between a man giving his survival value to the woman, and the woman giving her reproductive value to the man.
    Exactly, back when women kept that pussy on lockdown for fear of getting knocked up and being widely considered a whore by all the virgin and married women it made sense. In todays world however you're just number 15 or 20 or 30 that is slamming her pussy around and you can do so after 3 or 4 dates with 95% of women.

    Marriage used to be trading what she wants for pussy, now that pussy is obtained instantly and easily by any woman you date why the **** would you marry her?

    Unmarried breakup

    Hey honey I noticed you have been acting like an insane bitch lately, well Im not so sure Im in love with you anymore and I'd like to breakup.

    OK

    Married breakup

    Hey honey I noticed you have been acting like an unconscienable demon lately, well Im not so sure Im in love with you anymore and I'd like to breakup.

    GET A LAWYER YOU FUKIN PRICK IM GONNA GET EVERYTHING YOU GOT YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE! YOU GOTTA PAY TO PLAY BITCH! I WANT ALIMONY, HALF (OR MORE) OF YOUR SHIT THAT YOU EARNED, I WANT THE CAR, THE HOUSE, YOU TO PAY OFF MY CCs....

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    does not matter if your marry her or not, depending on what state you are in you could still be liable

    http://www.unmarried.org/common-law-...act-sheet.html

    It's a myth that if you live with a girl for a long time that you are common law married. As long as you don't file joint tax returns, don't lead people to believe you are married by using the same last name, or call each other husband and wife you should be fine.

    If you live in one of the common law states and don't want your relationship to become a common law marriage, you must be clear that it is your intention not to marry. The attorneys who wrote Living Together (additional information below) recommend an agreement in writing that both partners sign and date: "Jane Smith and John Doe agree as follows: That they've been and plan to continue living together as two free, independent beings and that neither has ever intended to enter into any form of marriage, common law or otherwise."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Exactly, back when women kept that pussy on lockdown for fear of getting knocked up and being widely considered a whore by all the virgin and married women it made sense. In todays world however you're just number 15 or 20 or 30 that is slamming her pussy around and you can do so after 3 or 4 dates with 95% of women. Marriage used to be trading what she wants for pussy, now that pussy is obtained instantly and easily by any woman you date why the **** would you marry her? Unmarried breakup Hey honey I noticed you have been acting like an insane bitch lately, well Im not so sure Im in love with you anymore and I'd like to breakup. OK Married breakup Hey honey I noticed you have been acting like an unconscienable demon lately, well Im not so sure Im in love with you anymore and I'd like to breakup. GET A LAWYER YOU FUKIN PRICK IM GONNA GET EVERYTHING YOU GOT YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE! YOU GOTTA PAY TO PLAY BITCH! I WANT ALIMONY, HALF (OR MORE) OF YOUR SHIT THAT YOU EARNED, I WANT THE CAR, THE HOUSE, YOU TO PAY OFF MY CCs....
    quality post, sir

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    The fact your still playing Mario Brothers might suggest you marry this gal as soon as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    The fact your still playing Mario Brothers might suggest you marry this gal as soon as possible.
    Fail.

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    this is absolutely amazing. read this

    Mel Gibson's wife gets half of his current wealth .. AND..

    As for film residuals, Robyn is entitled to half of every future check Gibson receives for the rest of his life.


    and check out this laugher:

    "I left my wife because we had no spiritual common ground," Gibson told his then-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva in secretly recorded tapes she made of the actor in February 2010.
    (what a focking whore)

    O/c, Mel was stupid for mixing with that Russian trash whore. Anybody with half an eye could see she was a ridiculous whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Unless you knock a girl up dont do it for god's sakes man!

    Marriage was a concept back before birth control, back then a woman saved herself for marriage bc she didnt want to get knocked up by the 20 different guys they sleep with now and have 20 kids.

    There is absolutely ZERO difference between marriage and dating nowadays which is why its been on the great decline for the past 50 years, you can **** a girl every night, live with her, do whatever you want with her and not have to get lawyers involved when you decide to breakup.

    Back in the day when you couldnt get in her pants until you married her then I could understand it, but nowadays you've ****** the bitch 500 times before getting married, whats the honeymoon gonna be special? Its just another night fuckin the same old pussy, except you wasted a fortune on a wedding and in 5 years when you want to kill each other you have to go broke paying a lawyer to do it.



    If you havent knocked a girl up there is absolutely none, ZERO, NADA reasons to marry her, the odds are incredibly great you will regret it and ZERO it improves the relationship

    How to make sure you get stuck with a crazy bitch....ASK YOUR GF TO MARRY YOU

    Any guy getting married and having one or more kid just writes his own $$$$$ death sentence

    Bettiles great post

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