OK BOYS. I'M GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND GUARANTEE A WIN. I AM VERY CONFIDENT THAT MEMPHIS CAN PLAY WITH ANY TEAM IN THE COUNTRY. THEY HAVE 4 LOSSES.
1, MICHIGAN EARLY IN SEASON
2. GEORGETOWN IN OT BY 3
3. MURRAY ST (WHO IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD TEAM)
4. LOUISVILLE
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BOYS. I ONCE HAD MY LAWNMOWER STOLEN AND I DRINK CORONA. BUT, LET ME ALSO TELL YOU THAT WILL BARTON IS THE MAN. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN I TYPE IN ALL CAPS?
MEMPHIS PROBABLY WINS THIS OUTRIGHT, BUT I'M TAKING THE POINTS TO BE SAFE.
I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO TELL YOU THIS IS A LOCK OF THE DAY, BUT WHEN BEANTOWNJIM TALKS PEOPLE LISTEN. I CAN MOVE LINES ALL BY MYSELF (REMEMBER THE PATRIOTS - BRONCOS GAME?)
THIS LINE MAY NOT MOVE BEFORE GAMETIME, BUT MEMPHIS COVERS.
I STARTED ON BETISLANDS WITH 415, UP TO JUST OVER 1000. I'VE GOT 100 ON THE GAME RIGHT NOW, MAY BUMP IT UP TO 200. (I KNOW THAT'S NOT A VERY LARGE BET OR ANYTHING, NOT LIKE I'M THROWING 7K ON AZ ST -7, BUT JUST WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT PERCENTAGE OF MY ROLL IT WAS)
WHEN MEMPHIS WINS, I GRIN
I HATE NIGERIANS.
Okay, enough of the caps... Will Barton is gonna take this game over. Memphis should've won the last time they played, and I honestly think they're too Athletic for G'Town this time around.