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    jjgold
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    My Accountant Has Advised Me To Quit Gambling

    Don't ask why I have one but I do because the "In Thing" to have.

    Now what? He is trying to convince my Mom to freeze my funds, why fukkin type of bull shit is this?

    Fuk you Mabel and Brett

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    AMBlai01
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    who is Mabel and Brett?

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    JJ, what do you need an accountant for, you can only write off gambling loses against winnings, and according to your spreadsheet you have no winnings.

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    quit pissing your inheritance away gambling.

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    JJ is smart, he doesn't really gamble as much as he says he does.

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    JJ write the losses off a a business expense. Works like a charm.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMB4xtnFlvo

    Your going down with the ship like the rest of us pal. No surrender.

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    konck
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    Fake acct tells him to stop his fake gambling hahhaha your a Dik

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    jjgold
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    Mabel is my Mom

    Brett is the cpa

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    Bugs Bunny is your life

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    maybe you should earn some money so you realize how hard it is to have and you wont bet so much?

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeFall View Post
    maybe you should earn some money so you realize how hard it is to have and you wont bet so much?
    You make sense Ace

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    Never throw in towel you fukk

    Do what you gotta do to get back in game

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    jjgold
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    This was 2 years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Don't ask why I have one but I do because the "In Thing" to have.

    Now what? He is trying to convince my Mom to freeze my funds, why fukkin type of bull shit is this?

    Fuk you Mabel and Brett
    So you still have to ask your Mommy for funds? Sack up Coach...this is a game for winners...my mom sticks her nose in my business I stomp her quicker than Ndamukong Suh does a offensive lineman

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    should buy a new rug for that head of yours kojack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This was 2 years ago
    hey go fukk yourself pal

    SBR is a fukkin time machine

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    tech always has some solid bumps of old threads
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    JJ, did you insertion take place yet? Inside Markie is what I am talking about......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsoprano View Post
    JJ is smart, he doesn't really gamble as much as he says he does.

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    pic failed
    Last edited by EmpireMaker; 11-25-11 at 08:57 PM. Reason: pic failed

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    jjgold still lives with his mom

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    you have funds you say

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsoprano View Post
    JJ is smart, he doesn't really gamble as much as he says he does.
    ...................or more than he says.

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    But has your psychologist told you to quit trying to bang family members?

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    hels
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    Is this you jj????


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    Hels correct and good find

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