1. 12-21-11 11:50 AM #1
    tevari
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    so, my fiancee and i are at a strip club atm

    Her early xmas gift to me. Im a lucky man. Any club etiquette rules from anyone?
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  2. 12-21-11 11:53 AM #2
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    What a horrible situation to be in...no advice can help you out here. This is like giving someone a bad-ass electronic gift, but then you realize you don't have the batteries to use it.
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  3. 12-21-11 11:54 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by tevari View Post
    Her early xmas gift to me. Im a lucky man. Any club etiquette rules from anyone?
    yeah, don't post on SBR
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  4. 12-21-11 11:55 AM #4
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    IMO.....girls that like to go to strip clubs with their guys are the type you bang................not so much the time you want to nurture your future children.
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  5. 12-21-11 11:56 AM #5
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    what a cheap bitch
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  6. 12-21-11 11:58 AM #6
    tevari
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    Its just to mix it up a bit. We're here with 6 other friends for the 'holiday party'
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  7. 12-21-11 11:58 AM #7
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    jeez.. u have time to post.. while standing at an atm in a stip club??


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  8. 12-21-11 11:59 AM #8
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    Worse time of the day to be @ the strip club.
    The baddest chicks do not show up until the street lights come on.

    She practically took you to a buffett, but said you can not eat.
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  9. 12-21-11 11:59 AM #9
    tevari
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    1.50 coronas, etc. TBH its not bad for wednesfay at 1
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  10. 12-21-11 11:59 AM #10
    tevari
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    jeez.. u have time to post.. while standing at an atm in a stip club??


    Atm: at the moment, nerd slang
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  11. 12-21-11 12:01 PM #11
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    Cool... parlay it into a threesome.
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  12. 12-21-11 12:05 PM #12
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    don't touch the strippers .. and don't piss off your fiancee lol
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  13. 12-21-11 12:06 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cntax View Post
    don't touch the strippers .. and don't piss off your fiancee lol
    There are a few 8s. Mostly heffers.

    Odds tevari will touch any girl in here:
    Yes +2000
    No -4000
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  14. 12-21-11 12:06 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by tevari View Post
    Atm: at the moment, nerd slang
    almost worse .. y would you be texting at a strip club? .. and speaking of which .. that's pretty bad etiquette as well .. most [nicer] clubs don't even allow cell phones
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  15. 12-21-11 12:07 PM #15
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    Its a dump. Between sets.
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  16. 12-21-11 12:10 PM #16
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    which city and club are you at?
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  17. 12-21-11 12:11 PM #17
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    LOL holiday party at a dump, sounds awesome
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  18. 12-21-11 12:15 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cntax View Post
    which city and club are you at?
    Somewhere in queens ny. Dont remember the name. Going to knicks/nets preseason at the garden later.
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  19. 12-21-11 12:18 PM #19
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    go to strip clubs with your buddies not your gf
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  20. 12-21-11 12:19 PM #20
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    Couldnt help it, she never went to one & was curious
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  21. 12-21-11 12:29 PM #21
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    strip clubs are open at 12:50 during the week

    oh, and etiquette? yeah, don't touch the strippers
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  22. 12-21-11 12:31 PM #22
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    Montreal they open up early
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  23. 12-21-11 12:31 PM #23
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    "accidently" snap some pics and post 'em
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  24. 12-21-11 12:32 PM #24
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    its weird how even when posters get out of their bunkers, and go do something in public, their first instinct is to still post on SBR

    hey guys I have 2 girls here, one is blowing me, the other is licking my balls, just wanted to check in on sbr.
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  25. 12-21-11 12:37 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    its weird how even when posters get out of their bunkers, and go do something in public, their first instinct is to still post on SBR

    hey guys I have 2 girls here, one is blowing me, the other is licking my balls, just wanted to check in on sbr.
    Ive been a member for about 5 years and have about 1/3 the posts you do. Derp.
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  26. 12-21-11 12:38 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by tevari View Post
    Ive been a member for more than 5 years and have about 1/3 the posts you do. Derp.
    And here you are, at a strip club with your girl, posting.
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  27. 12-21-11 12:38 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    its weird how even when posters get out of their bunkers, and go do something in public, their first instinct is to still post on SBR

    hey guys I have 2 girls here, one is blowing me, the other is licking my balls, just wanted to check in on sbr.
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  28. 12-21-11 12:46 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    IMO.....girls that like to go to strip clubs with their guys are the type you bang................not so much the time you want to nurture your future children.
    And there it is...
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  29. 12-21-11 12:52 PM #29
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    Xmas is a nice time to hit the strip clubs. Some amazing outfits that go on and come off, along with fun songs.
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  30. 12-21-11 01:09 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by tevari View Post

    Somewhere in queens ny. Dont remember the name. Going to knicks/nets preseason at the garden later.
    go to perfections tonight after the knicks nets game will be a totally different atmosphere thats in queens also right off the bqe
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  31. 12-21-11 01:17 PM #31
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    why the heck are u on a forum when ur at a strip club?

    take her home and workout ur fantasies.. wtf?

    -stash
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  32. 12-21-11 01:36 PM #32
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    Pics or it never happened
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  33. 12-21-11 01:41 PM #33
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    1.50 coronas at a strip club is very very good.

    hope you meant its your present to her.
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  34. 12-21-11 01:43 PM #34
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    This marriage will not last

    I can see it already
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  35. 12-21-11 01:55 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by tevari View Post
    Couldnt help it, she never went to one & was curious
    how is that a gift?
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