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  • Bostongambler
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    • 02-01-08
    • 35581

    #36
    That to
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    • Smoke
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      • 10-09-09
      • 48111

      #37
      Tell them you're bostongambler from SBR
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      • irishstuey
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 08-22-08
        • 604

        #38
        In my state, walk right on with no second thought. Crazy gun control state... may take a detour. Gotta trust the gut.

        Isn't this a gambling site...where odds are of the up most importance? Have you seen crime rates for young black males in America? Call everyone racist if you want, but why risk the odds.
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        • The Giant
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-21-12
          • 21480

          #39
          Great topic, Seaweed.

          These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.

          The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."

          I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.
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          • irishstuey
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 08-22-08
            • 604

            #40
            Originally posted by The Giant
            Great topic, Seaweed.

            These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.

            The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."

            I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.

            The brothers prefer Popeyes to kfc. Other than that, great post.
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            • Dirty Sanchez
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-01-10
              • 16031

              #41
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #42
                Originally posted by irishstuey
                The brothers prefer Popeyes to kfc. Other than that, great post.
                Actually the brothers prefer church's chicken over both popeyes and kfc
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                • irishstuey
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 08-22-08
                  • 604

                  #43
                  Sorry, the brothers in my area. No church's in these parts. I smell a business opportunity.
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                  • The Giant
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-21-12
                    • 21480

                    #44
                    Good information, guys.

                    I didn't know KFC was so low on their list.

                    Learning this stuff could be the difference between life and death.
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #45
                      Kfc is the white mans chicken place
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                      • PAULYPOKER
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-06-08
                        • 36581

                        #46
                        I never had a problem with any black man for the fact there is no other race on Earth that can sense coolness as easily as a black man..

                        If you are not real, you are going to get beat,simple as that

                        and

                        if you are not real, you deserve whatever comes your way...
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                        • stevek173
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                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #47
                          how do I figure out if I am real
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                          • opie1988
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-12-10
                            • 23429

                            #48
                            Originally posted by stevek173
                            how do I figure out if I am real
                            Real recognize real, motherfukker.

                            And you ain't real.
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                            • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-08-14
                              • 14988

                              #49
                              I am white and have always been a firm believer in the Church's>Popeyes>KFC Hierarchy.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #50
                                look em straight in eye as I approach, nod my head to acknowledge them, walk right by

                                any of em make a move, i beat the shit outta all three of em
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                                • teaserpleaser
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 08-14-08
                                  • 26015

                                  #51
                                  churchs is for people without taste.... mutant chicken whats next pioneer chicken.... pioneer is still around if you can believe that. chick fil A is actually the official black chicken spot but if I have to pick one of the chicken spots popeyes... col sanders gives me the creeps
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                                  • teaserpleaser
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 08-14-08
                                    • 26015

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                    You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?

                                    Be honest.
                                    you want to keep walking buddy ....that little voice inside that tells you it probably isn't a good idea to say something is trying to save you from a possible ass whipping in front of your girl or worse. That voice is part of your common sense .... not a lot of people listening to their common sense these days.
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                                    • ttrace35
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-30-10
                                      • 10828

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                      look em straight in eye as I approach, nod my head to acknowledge them, walk right by

                                      any of em make a move, i beat the shit outta all three of em
                                      Eye contact is the key.
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                                      • Russian Rocket
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-02-12
                                        • 43910

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                        You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?

                                        Be honest.
                                        Seaweed, the first thing YOU need to do, is quickly pull out an ice cream scoop out of your pocket, unzip your pants and then furiously start shoveling away all that shit that got piled up in your trousers, homie
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by ttrace35
                                          Eye contact is the key.
                                          confident eye contact.... scared eyecontact probably gets a few words thrown your way.....

                                          slight nod to acknowledge a brutha never hurts......
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                                          • blackHIPPY
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-01-14
                                            • 3973

                                            #56
                                            Lmao !! But yea church's the best
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                                            • Booya711
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 12-20-11
                                              • 27329

                                              #57
                                              This was an actual scenario that happened to seaweed besides the wife/GF part. It was actually weeder and homo ranger out for a stroll when they got jumped. Rangers didn't have his FBI hat that he had bought at the gift shop so they both just ran away like schoolgirls
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                                              • Russian Rocket
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-02-12
                                                • 43910

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by Booya711
                                                This was an actual scenario that happened to seaweed besides the wife/GF part. It was actually weeder and homo ranger out for a stroll when they got jumped. Rangers didn't have his FBI hat that he had bought at the gift shop so they both just ran away like schoolgirls
                                                true story too
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                                                • Dollars2Donuts
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 02-07-13
                                                  • 8803

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by The Giant
                                                  Great topic, Seaweed.

                                                  These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.

                                                  The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."

                                                  I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.
                                                  Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
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                                                  • Booya711
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                                                    • 12-20-11
                                                    • 27329

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Dollars2Donuts
                                                    Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
                                                    sure as fukk acts like one. D2D spot on here
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                                                    • Seaweed
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                      • 26315

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Booya711
                                                      sure as fukk acts like one. D2D spot on here
                                                      What?
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                                                      • The Giant
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-21-12
                                                        • 21480

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by Dollars2Donuts
                                                        Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
                                                        Button up your shirt and settle down, Donut man.
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                                                        • TheLock
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 04-06-08
                                                          • 14427

                                                          #63
                                                          Knowing I have a .380 in my front jeans pocket with a round chambered, I would continue walking and do the nod as we passed.

                                                          First sign of trouble and the .380 comes out to a low ready position.
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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #64
                                                            always remember... when dealing with an animal that is trained to sense fear...... show none.........

                                                            the video below shows what can happen when a white man shows fear to the people seaweed spoke of......

                                                            the video depicts a car, driven by a white man, who was hailed over to the curb by some undesirables.... he showed fear, and this unfolded:

                                                            Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-23-14, 01:16 AM.
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                                                            • NrmlCurvSurfr
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 04-05-10
                                                              • 2896

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by TheLock
                                                              Knowing I have a .380 in my front jeans pocket with a round chambered, I would continue walking and do the nod as we passed.

                                                              First sign of trouble and the .380 comes out to a low ready position.
                                                              This is why nobody fukks with anyone, at least where I am. We all assume everyone else is armed. My edc is a .40 sub compact(g27) iwb, ranger T-series 165gr...

                                                              I would walk on by...do the nod...once they recognize the real, they wont want anything that might be coming out of my trousers...
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                                                              • Smoke
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 10-09-09
                                                                • 48111

                                                                #66
                                                                The Giant is no chick.

                                                                They dont call him black mamba for nothing.
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                                                                • Big Bear
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-01-11
                                                                  • 43253

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  If your playing law of averages at least in USA go another way unless you have a gun so if they try and mug you ..blow all 3 fukkin heads off and be a fukkin hero
                                                                  WOW.
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                                                                  • Lion4Life
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 03-30-10
                                                                    • 797

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by bigtymer56
                                                                    What about if its 3 drunk white dudes?
                                                                    Tell them there are three black dudes on back the path talking sh!t about three drunk honkeys further up the path
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                                                                    • Andy117
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-07-10
                                                                      • 9511

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                      You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?

                                                                      Be honest.
                                                                      Are they still called African Americans in Canada?
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                                                                      • captrobey
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                                                                        • 09-02-10
                                                                        • 34356

                                                                        #70
                                                                        I would run not walk right up to them . I would start hugging them followed by asking them what their favorite Ballroom Dancing Movie was.
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