In my state, walk right on with no second thought. Crazy gun control state... may take a detour. Gotta trust the gut.
Isn't this a gambling site...where odds are of the up most importance? Have you seen crime rates for young black males in America? Call everyone racist if you want, but why risk the odds.
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The Giant
SBR Posting Legend
01-21-12
21480
#39
Great topic, Seaweed.
These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.
The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."
I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.
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irishstuey
SBR Wise Guy
08-22-08
604
#40
Originally posted by The Giant
Great topic, Seaweed.
These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.
The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."
I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.
The brothers prefer Popeyes to kfc. Other than that, great post.
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Dirty Sanchez
SBR Posting Legend
03-01-10
16031
#41
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#42
Originally posted by irishstuey
The brothers prefer Popeyes to kfc. Other than that, great post.
Actually the brothers prefer church's chicken over both popeyes and kfc
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irishstuey
SBR Wise Guy
08-22-08
604
#43
Sorry, the brothers in my area. No church's in these parts. I smell a business opportunity.
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The Giant
SBR Posting Legend
01-21-12
21480
#44
Good information, guys.
I didn't know KFC was so low on their list.
Learning this stuff could be the difference between life and death.
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#45
Kfc is the white mans chicken place
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PAULYPOKER
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-06-08
36581
#46
I never had a problem with any black man for the fact there is no other race on Earth that can sense coolness as easily as a black man..
If you are not real, you are going to get beat,simple as that
and
if you are not real, you deserve whatever comes your way...
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27598
#47
how do I figure out if I am real
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#48
Originally posted by stevek173
how do I figure out if I am real
Real recognize real, motherfukker.
And you ain't real.
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#49
I am white and have always been a firm believer in the Church's>Popeyes>KFC Hierarchy.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#50
look em straight in eye as I approach, nod my head to acknowledge them, walk right by
any of em make a move, i beat the shit outta all three of em
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#51
churchs is for people without taste.... mutant chicken whats next pioneer chicken.... pioneer is still around if you can believe that. chick fil A is actually the official black chicken spot but if I have to pick one of the chicken spots popeyes... col sanders gives me the creeps
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#52
Originally posted by Seaweed
You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?
Be honest.
you want to keep walking buddy ....that little voice inside that tells you it probably isn't a good idea to say something is trying to save you from a possible ass whipping in front of your girl or worse. That voice is part of your common sense .... not a lot of people listening to their common sense these days.
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ttrace35
SBR Posting Legend
09-30-10
10828
#53
Originally posted by Auto Donk
look em straight in eye as I approach, nod my head to acknowledge them, walk right by
any of em make a move, i beat the shit outta all three of em
Eye contact is the key.
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#54
Originally posted by Seaweed
You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?
Be honest.
Seaweed, the first thing YOU need to do, is quickly pull out an ice cream scoop out of your pocket, unzip your pants and then furiously start shoveling away all that shit that got piled up in your trousers, homie
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#55
Originally posted by ttrace35
Eye contact is the key.
confident eye contact.... scared eyecontact probably gets a few words thrown your way.....
slight nod to acknowledge a brutha never hurts......
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blackHIPPY
SBR MVP
10-01-14
3973
#56
Lmao !! But yea church's the best
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#57
This was an actual scenario that happened to seaweed besides the wife/GF part. It was actually weeder and homo ranger out for a stroll when they got jumped. Rangers didn't have his FBI hat that he had bought at the gift shop so they both just ran away like schoolgirls
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#58
Originally posted by Booya711
This was an actual scenario that happened to seaweed besides the wife/GF part. It was actually weeder and homo ranger out for a stroll when they got jumped. Rangers didn't have his FBI hat that he had bought at the gift shop so they both just ran away like schoolgirls
true story too
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Dollars2Donuts
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-13
8803
#59
Originally posted by The Giant
Great topic, Seaweed.
These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.
The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."
I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.
Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#60
Originally posted by Dollars2Donuts
Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
sure as fukk acts like one. D2D spot on here
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26315
#61
Originally posted by Booya711
sure as fukk acts like one. D2D spot on here
What?
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The Giant
SBR Posting Legend
01-21-12
21480
#62
Originally posted by Dollars2Donuts
Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
Button up your shirt and settle down, Donut man.
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TheLock
SBR Posting Legend
04-06-08
14427
#63
Knowing I have a .380 in my front jeans pocket with a round chambered, I would continue walking and do the nod as we passed.
First sign of trouble and the .380 comes out to a low ready position.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#64
always remember... when dealing with an animal that is trained to sense fear...... show none.........
the video below shows what can happen when a white man shows fear to the people seaweed spoke of......
the video depicts a car, driven by a white man, who was hailed over to the curb by some undesirables.... he showed fear, and this unfolded:
Knowing I have a .380 in my front jeans pocket with a round chambered, I would continue walking and do the nod as we passed.
First sign of trouble and the .380 comes out to a low ready position.
This is why nobody fukks with anyone, at least where I am. We all assume everyone else is armed. My edc is a .40 sub compact(g27) iwb, ranger T-series 165gr...
I would walk on by...do the nod...once they recognize the real, they wont want anything that might be coming out of my trousers...
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#66
The Giant is no chick.
They dont call him black mamba for nothing.
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#67
Originally posted by jjgold
If your playing law of averages at least in USA go another way unless you have a gun so if they try and mug you ..blow all 3 fukkin heads off and be a fukkin hero
WOW.
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Lion4Life
SBR Wise Guy
03-30-10
797
#68
Originally posted by bigtymer56
What about if its 3 drunk white dudes?
Tell them there are three black dudes on back the path talking sh!t about three drunk honkeys further up the path
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Andy117
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-10
9511
#69
Originally posted by Seaweed
You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?
Be honest.
Are they still called African Americans in Canada?
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captrobey
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-02-10
34356
#70
I would run not walk right up to them . I would start hugging them followed by asking them what their favorite Ballroom Dancing Movie was.