Trying to make a living playing slots in vegas

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  • stevek173
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    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #36
    The issue with picking up old women playing slots in casinos to try to get into their will is that they are dwindling their fortune away at that exact moment
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #37
      easy to find a 50yo 175 pound chick who baths 2x per week and has a 3pac cig habit playing slots! Easy prey
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #38
        Just lost $15 playing Keno
        Off to the race book
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #39
          Originally posted by Sam Odom
          easy to find a 50yo 175 pound chick who baths 2x per week and has a 3pac cig habit playing slots! Easy prey
          I like to shoot for older, you want to minimize you time served

          Have to catch the little things too. Smoking generics - no money, stay away. Smoking L&M's get in there.
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          • Sam Odom
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-30-05
            • 58063

            #40
            stevek , one more thing

            if she is connected to an Oxygen Tank... Pass on her
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            • stevek173
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-29-08
              • 27598

              #41
              Disagree.
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              • compaqDikk
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-05
                • 5699

                #42
                Jj?
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                • Itsamazing777
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-14-12
                  • 12602

                  #43
                  Did u take 50 bucks to the high roller slots and pray yet jj?
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                  • Enkhbat
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-18-11
                    • 3145

                    #44
                    It is not possible.
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                    • dlowilly
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-09-16
                      • 13862

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Enkhbat
                      It is not possible.
                      Indirectly it is

                      -Put $20 in a machine and act like ur playing

                      -Wait until cocktail waitress comes by and take 2 water bottles off the tray. You can't tip so it's kind of ghetto but it's not as bad as ordering something and not tipping.

                      -Put them in your high end book bag and move to another area of the casino. Repeat. Do this all over Vegas collecting 100-200 water bottles a day.

                      -Sell the water bottles on a pedestrian bridge, preferably between Bellagio and Caesar's because that's where most of the fat people stay who get really thirsty.

                      -Beat up the guy who sells there for $1 a bottle and tell him not to come back

                      -Sell the water for $1.50 a bottle. It will average to about $1.75 a bottle because half the people will tell you to keep the change.

                      -Invest your daily income in rental properties and index funds
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                      • Ra77er
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-20-11
                        • 10969

                        #46
                        Dlo how long did you run that? No way that just comes without firsthand knowledge.
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                        • RonPaul2008
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-08-07
                          • 6741

                          #47
                          Dude, just play the slow moving sports lines at some of these Vegas books.
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                          • ChuckyTheGoat
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                            • 04-04-11
                            • 37274

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Sam Odom
                            stevek , one more thing

                            if she is connected to an Oxygen Tank... Pass on her
                            Steve, tell more. I know you're sharp as a tack.
                            Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                            • Crypt
                              SBR Rookie
                              • 07-01-16
                              • 30

                              #49
                              From my experience 80% of women that play live poker are lesbians.
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                              • milwaukee mike
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 08-22-07
                                • 26914

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Crypt
                                From my experience 80% of women that play live poker are lesbians.
                                maybe they're just not into you

                                i was playing next to a cute girl at bellagio one time, and she was rubbing my leg (and a bit more) under the table... still not sure what the angle was but i would play poker 24/7 if i could have that experience again
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #51
                                  Lol
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                                  • Sam Odom
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-30-05
                                    • 58063

                                    #52
                                    there are a lot of hustles in Vegas

                                    just have to be patient and not expecting to become a millionaire in a month
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