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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Trying to make a living playing slots in vegas
    Getting absolutely smashed it's a suckers game

    Every so-called video poker pro is banged up the broke

    Lost 400 and my debut

    I should've used it for sports
  • minet123
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-17-07
    • 10280

    #2
    Ok Fishead

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    • scumbag
      SBR MVP
      • 11-02-13
      • 3504

      #3
      making a living playing the sluts is more impressive.
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      • Big Bear
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-01-11
        • 43253

        #4
        what is your fave casino JJ?
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Jerry's Nugget
          Wildfire
          Fiesta
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          • Seaweed
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-19-12
            • 26315

            #6
            Slots
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            • warbux
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 11-17-13
              • 896

              #7
              Read Russian Rockets article he posted, you don't play those penny slots you play those dollar slots.

              Good luck Jjgold
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                its impossible..I got $15 food credit

                too many hours to lose $300 and get $25 in comps


                I met a guy today and he said he lost $800 but got $100 in free food and $15 gift card

                I swear you cannot make this stuff up
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                • Fishhead
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-11-05
                  • 40179

                  #9
                  Video poker impossible to win at, most people should stick to keno and craps.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    tomorrow going to try the wheel

                    pretty good odds if you CHART
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                    • LVHerbie
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-15-05
                      • 6344

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      Jerry's Nugget
                      Wildfire
                      Fiesta
                      Coach have you secretly gone sharp?

                      Easy food comps / unique numbers at Jerry's Nuggets, free smokes from wildfire, and frequent +EV promos like multipliers and swipes at Fiesta you just need to add one or two more North Las Vegas / downtown dives to completely recreate fishhead's morning last Tuesday.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        herbie its a grind

                        I also got 3 free bowling games gold coast
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                        • GunShard
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-05-10
                          • 10031

                          #13
                          Craps and Baccarat are the only casino games you get the most advantage on.
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                          • gauchojake
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-17-10
                            • 34109

                            #14
                            Unreal
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                            • thetrinity
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-25-11
                              • 22430

                              #15
                              lol fukkin sharp city over here
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                              • Big Bear
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-01-11
                                • 43253

                                #16
                                Fiesta?
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                                • Fishhead
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-11-05
                                  • 40179

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by GunShard
                                  Craps and Baccarat are the only casino games you get the most advantage on.
                                  What's funny is the majority of posters in forumville probably agree with you.....when in truth, it's the furthest thing from being the truth.

                                  The vast, vast majority here have nary or NO clue how to win at slots and video poker......hell, JJgold has been in Vegas 3 weeks and knows more than 99% on this forum.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    I lost $200 the other day playing some slot machine although got $10 free play

                                    The only issue is the casino is 45 miles from here and have to take Vegas Bus system which is underrated
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                                    • stevek173
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 27598

                                      #19
                                      Coach you should switch to poker. I will teach you how to win for 110 points a day. Look at my profile, no on else has more than one ring game winner badge I am the best around.
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                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-18-11
                                        • 7537

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by stevek173
                                        Coach you should switch to poker. I will teach you how to win for 110 points a day. Look at my profile, no on else has more than one ring game winner badge I am the best around.
                                        Um stevay... I could really humble you w/ some facts here but I like ya so I'll just say: SETTLE DOWN, pal.

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                                        • KiDBaZkiT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-20-09
                                          • 14962

                                          #21
                                          Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Luigi
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                                          • Smoke
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-09-09
                                            • 48111

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT
                                            Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Oscar
                                            Fixed
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                                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-18-11
                                              • 7537

                                              #23
                                              Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Luigi
                                              Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Oscar
                                              Originally posted by Smoke
                                              Fixed
                                              Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Cosby...stick w/roofies, pal


                                              Fixed
                                              Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 06-24-15, 02:51 PM. Reason: image does not exist
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                No idea how anyone can play poker

                                                It takes way too much time
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                                                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-18-11
                                                  • 7537

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  No idea how anyone can play poker

                                                  It takes way too much time
                                                  Beyond UNsharp
                                                  We do it for the never ending smokin trim, Coz.

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                                                  • stevek173
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 03-29-08
                                                    • 27598

                                                    #26
                                                    OJ The Trinity doubled up against me at 10/20, overall I lost about 800 but still another badge.

                                                    Whoever is handing out badges clearly either is trying to fukk with me or wants in my pants, or both.
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                                                    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-18-11
                                                      • 7537

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by stevek173
                                                      OJ The Trinity doubled up against me at 10/20, overall I lost about 800 but still another badge.

                                                      Whoever is handing out badges clearly either is trying to fukk with me or wants in my pants, or both.
                                                      NOW you're finally gettin it.

                                                      Click here for your secret admirer

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                                                      • stevek173
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                        • 27598

                                                        #28
                                                        unreal.
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                                                        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-18-11
                                                          • 7537

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by stevek173
                                                          unreal.
                                                          Yeppers
                                                          And btw... that link meant LOU, not Douglas.
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                                                          • stevek173
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-29-08
                                                            • 27598

                                                            #30
                                                            Hopefully it's both, I think we'd have a lot of fun.
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                                                            • Sam Odom
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 10-30-05
                                                              • 58063

                                                              #31
                                                              JJ , listen to -FH-

                                                              You'll be paid to post on an obscure sports forum in no time!
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                                                              • BigDaddy
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-01-06
                                                                • 8378

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                                JJ , listen to -FH-

                                                                You'll be paid to post on an obscure sports forum in no time!
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                                                                • Sam Odom
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 10-30-05
                                                                  • 58063

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • BigDaddy
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 02-01-06
                                                                    • 8378

                                                                    #34
                                                                    gonna be posting here more sammy

                                                                    shady stuff going on elsewhere
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                                                                    • Sam Odom
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 10-30-05
                                                                      • 58063

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BigDaddy

                                                                      gonna be posting here more sammy

                                                                      shady stuff going on elsewhere


                                                                      life is too short to hang around shady places
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